Naughty Work Moments
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Ahoy, Arrrrr there was a time when I was naughty, all it got me was a very ugly rash and been sacked. Now I am the captain of my own ship and there is only one rule, we all share, except for my rum.
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Perth boy
Well a long long time ago me and one of the girls in the office would get up to a bit after work when everyone left. We got a bit to comfortable with it and a few times she climbed under my desk in work hours for a BJ
One day after work everyone had gone home and I tied her up. Could not find any rope so used gaff tape. Anyway we where having some fun gagged her with gaff tape and a plum and the bloody security guard came. I freaked out put on my clothes and took off. Poor girl was still taped up with gaff tape to the reception desk. Luckily the guard didn't have access to the office but we were scared as hell.
25 years later we are married and still have a giggle over that night.
One day after work everyone had gone home and I tied her up. Could not find any rope so used gaff tape. Anyway we where having some fun gagged her with gaff tape and a plum and the bloody security guard came. I freaked out put on my clothes and took off. Poor girl was still taped up with gaff tape to the reception desk. Luckily the guard didn't have access to the office but we were scared as hell.
25 years later we are married and still have a giggle over that night.
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lol i can't top that PB.
I was working night shift in a high rise office block in the cbd, my then gf visited me, all lights off, meeting room table seems like a stable table. The deed was done then and there in complete darkness. The only risk is the security guard would do his round at no set time.
I was working night shift in a high rise office block in the cbd, my then gf visited me, all lights off, meeting room table seems like a stable table. The deed was done then and there in complete darkness. The only risk is the security guard would do his round at no set time.
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I had a whole bowl of muesli and bran for breakfast. I was billowing internally with the methane equivalent of a nuclear cloud fallout. I couldn't be arsed (pun intended) walking all the way down to the corridor to the restroom so I walked along it and there were 3 meeting rooms - a modern office which all had a teeny glass panel beside the door.
Room 1 had a meeting going on.
Room 2 had a meeting going on
I was in luck in Room 3! No lights on and I went inside, lifted up one leg and blew the bejesus out of the State of WA (at that time still home of the America's cup). I MEAN I AM TALKING ABOUT THE THUNDER WONDER FROM DOWN UNDER! Two seconds after what must have been an Olympian and world record setting effort, there was a slight cough, several loud swear words (not mine I should add) and a slide projector went on. There were giggles and laughs out loud - so I heard - I didn't hang around long enough to find out.
I've never looked at a bowl of all bran and muesli or a slide projector in the same way since!
Still had my job though - they must have liked it!
Room 1 had a meeting going on.
Room 2 had a meeting going on
I was in luck in Room 3! No lights on and I went inside, lifted up one leg and blew the bejesus out of the State of WA (at that time still home of the America's cup). I MEAN I AM TALKING ABOUT THE THUNDER WONDER FROM DOWN UNDER! Two seconds after what must have been an Olympian and world record setting effort, there was a slight cough, several loud swear words (not mine I should add) and a slide projector went on. There were giggles and laughs out loud - so I heard - I didn't hang around long enough to find out.
I've never looked at a bowl of all bran and muesli or a slide projector in the same way since!
Still had my job though - they must have liked it!
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Contrarian that is so funny and soooo something I would do. I am giving you a reputation point for that effort 
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What does a reputation point do? Get me a discount at Langtrees? I've never been there believe it or not.
I've never been there believe it or not.
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Tania Admin
What does a reputation point do? Get me a discount at Langtrees?
Unfortunately no discount. It's supposed to make you feel special
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Would feel more special if I got a discount at Langtree's!
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Tania Admin
Even staff don't get a discount
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I could give them a discount. You know the one - it's a 68! Unlike a 69, that's where they do me and I owe them one!
Dallas
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Now that was funny! so I gave you a rep point too - don't spend them all at once lol!
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Has worked several times for me before - especially when the female's flying the red flag!
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What?! No rainbow kiss? lol
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Not at work, but I get messages from my missus that ... Stimulate my imagination.
Can't wait to get home on those days!
Can't wait to get home on those days!
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Over my rotting corpse!
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They'd get one over your rotting corpse, you'd have no choice, you're dead!
But seriously guys expect us to go down on them when they haven't washed i think every now and then a bit of clit attention whilst her "rose is blooming" should be on offer. Not asking you to lap up the mess just tease a little, women are more sensitive then.
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Not at work, but I get messages from my missus that ... Stimulate my imagination.
Can't wait to get home on those days!
What a naughty wife distracting you at work like that! Just terrible. She should be spanked & often for doing things like that. :whip2: You could injure yourself if you aren't concentrating properly.
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Being teased while at work is so much fun, it makes the day go faster or slower depending on the level of tease and i find i'm in a better mood ^.^
But it's also fun being the one to tease.... mind you if he works construction or mining it could be a bit dangerous