So sorry, everybody, I only just noticed this quaint thread started by the little woman. I would say it's flattering to have one's name mentioned in vain by so many of the plebeian class, but hardly surprising when one has achieved the lofty heights of superlegend status. If you wish to draw your forum icon's attention, I believe it is customary to prefix His handle with @, to ensure an alert is delivered to his mother-of-pearl adorned gilded letterbox.
2B, you sound like my kind of lady. Apart from doing the dishes and laundry, it goes without saying that I would expect dinner to be ready for service, at the correct temperature naturally, when I arrive home from a hard day's confabulation and punting. Right after you fetch my slippers and give me a foot massage, while listening to my detailed reports of how wonderful I was that day and expect to be on the morrow. After dinner, your seamless transition to devoted worshipper of my fabulous physique would be a given. Obviously.
Xlnc is yet to acknowledge me, i think i make him feel slightly inferior and a little nervous... or he thinks i'm a meathead??
Tot, I am at a genuine loss as to why you think you have been neglected. But rest assured that situation will change. You do sound familiar and I am almost certain I have scraped you off my Grenson Alberts before, though I confess the context does elude me. There are so many tiresome urchins and upstarts to wade through on a daily basis, one does begin to lose track of you all.
Now run along, everybody, and carry on with your mundane little lives, while I bask in my daily pomp and circumstance. It's not as easy being supremely magnificent as it looks you know.
