Motivational mottos ... examples please

[Steve Bond]

Two that I try to live by ...

Carpe Diem … seize the day … always been a favourite.

It's easier to seek forgiveness rather than permission!:BangHead:

 

[lillian.tan]

If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best ..^o^

 

[Steve Bond]

Real friends will travel with you on the bus when the limo's not available!

Meaning you know who your real friends are - they're with you in tough times.

 

[asianlover696]

Man who want to play with titties, should set a boobie trap.

 

[bushbabe]

No such word as can't.

Never say Never

 

[Fudd]

....when you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow - Richard Nixon (I think).....

 

[Happy2]

There is no I in team
But there is Five in Individual Brilliance

 

[billybones]

Never try to fix the unfixable...

They said the Titanic could never sink... but it did.

 

[tracee]

Bushbabe and Fudd........ my mottos to a tee.

If you can't beat em....... fuck em. Usually sorts them out.

 

[Steve Bond]

:tshirt:Yes … like it!!

 

[Tania Admin]

Here for a good time not for a long time..

 

[Steve Bond]

It's delightfully punchy and cheeky … just like you! Have a great photo session soon. Can't wait to see your new pics.

 

[IanMoone]

Anything, that is not impossible, will probably happen given enough time.

 

[Tannerone]

You are only as old as the Woman you feel!

 

[Tannerone]

Don't try and fix it if it ain't broke.

 

[tracee]

KISS Keep It Simple Stupid

 

[homer]

Man who drops watch in potty has a shitty time.

 

[golfball]

If it's seven years bad luck for breaking a mirror, it is much worse if you have a condom break

 

[svengali]

Try Not: Do it or do it not, there is no "try"

(Jedi Master Yoda in "The Empire Strikes Back")

 

[Master Yoda]

In times of non-perfection:

Life is conditioning me to be tough, it teaches me to be patient, and provides me with opportunities to forgive. So in a tough fatherly sorta way. Life is pretty good to me

 

[Master Yoda]

If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best ..^o^

I know................

 

[AlexandraSilk]

Try Not: Do it or do it not, there is no "try"

(Jedi Master Yoda in "The Empire Strikes Back")

The subconscious mind doesn't actually recognize the word try. So Master Jedi was right.

 

[tracee]

Try Not: Do it or do it not, there is no "try"

(Jedi Master Yoda in "The Empire Strikes Back")

Sort of leads to :- "If one fails, try and try again"

OR

As my late grandfather said to me........ "Girl, just do it..... sort the shit later"

 

[pause78]

Life is like a cock. When it gets hard, fuck it.

 

[natalia]

"Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present."

 

[homer]

Man with dick on head can't see very far, balls in the way.

 

[Alecia the Foxx]

You reap what you sow ...

 

[teddEbear]

"Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present."

Good one nat. I like it.

 

[moviemaker]

“The key to immortality is first to live a life worth remembering.”
― Brandon Lee

 

[Sensual ~ Vanessa]

"Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day, saying “I will try again tomorrow”."
~ Mary Anne Radmacher