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Come on Fifi. Stop pretending. You always come and say hello to my ๐Ÿ† asking me to be toy boy number 4 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜
Brother Lukey and I will be regulars again if thereโ€™s a no cum no ๐Ÿ’ต policy ๐Ÿคฃ
She had to translate that one @ Obbie. โ€œWhat is this no shots ?โ€ Never hear before ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
 
JT777 said:
Come on Fifi. Stop pretending. You always come and say hello to my ๐Ÿ† asking me to be toy boy number 4 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜
Brother Lukey and I will be regulars again if thereโ€™s a no cum no ๐Ÿ’ต policy ๐Ÿคฃ
She had to translate that one @ Obbie. โ€œWhat is this no shots ?โ€ Never hear before ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Count me in and a thousand others if that no cum no pay policy comes in to fruition ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
JT777 said:
Come on Fifi. Stop pretending. You always come and say hello to my ๐Ÿ† asking me to be toy boy number 4 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜
Brother Lukey and I will be regulars again if thereโ€™s a no cum no ๐Ÿ’ต policy ๐Ÿคฃ
She had to translate that one @ Obbie. โ€œWhat is this no shots ?โ€ Never hear before ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Come on babe, no see your the naughty ๐Ÿ†for a while I really forgot about what his looks like? Better you come here now let me make sure he still is a tough bugger? ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 
Fifi said:
Sad news, Lovely Niya itโ€™s the last two days work with us. She would be go to holiday for two months. Boys, if you want to see her please quickly make a booking. Thank you! She is a very naughty girl and excellent good service! ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰
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Drove by, queues beginning to form. FOMO ๐Ÿคฃ
 
Lukey said:
She might need the 2 months off then ๐Ÿ˜œ

Iโ€™d go see her but she might not wanna come back again ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿคฃ
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You naughty boy , if you scared my Niya away I gone cut your the naughty cock off trust me babe ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ see you tonight babe? I take very good videos now . Do you want to try again? ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 
Fifi said:
You naughty boy , if you scared my Niya away I gone cut your the naughty cock off trust me babe ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ see you tonight babe? I take very good videos now . Do you want to try again? ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Now Fifi, if you cut it off, you will lose a customer for life. He no more need to cum to your shop anymore! ๐Ÿคฃ
 
johnmatilda said:
Now Fifi, if you cut it off, you will lose a customer for life. He no more need to cum to your shop anymore! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Donโ€™t worry babe, the naughty boy he still have a naughty ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰nothing can stop him to be naughty . I know him too well ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
 
Fifi said:
Iโ€™m in midland shop be a good girl today ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Donโ€™t bullshit me babe; youโ€™ve never been a good girl in ya life! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคฃ

Ahaha you know my ๐Ÿ† loves the camera. Yeah I think itโ€™s almost time for another vid ๐ŸŽฅ

Better you send me a recent one you took, let me make sure youโ€™re good enough ๐Ÿ˜œ
 
kirin said:
Just had a session at Swan lounge. Been to Fiona's other joints from Guildford, to Redcliffe, and Applecross, so was expecting similar levels in quality.

Called to see who was rosters and asked if there was a Japanese lady. Mamasan replied yes, Hana (thinking could it be that Hana from the other Midland joint) and mamasan provided some photos. Photos looked great thinking should be a ok (as Fiona post real photos). So booked a 45min session, rocked up (30min drive), paid and waited for Hana (still expecting it to be that Hana or similar).

Then was ushered upstairs by a mature older lady thinking oh she is showing me to the room. Then reality hit, she was Hana (not the same one in my mind), much much older (mature bordering Gilf territory and secondly not 100% confidence she is Japanese).

Felt baited at that point, and was thinking of getting it over and done with. Showered and started the session, she was enthusiastic but I wasn't. Then went downhill for me at least, 10mins in went doggy to finish but kept smelling an off-putting smell from behind. Couldn't continue, had to quit without finishing, kindly indicated that I couldnt continue, showered and left. Spent probably 15-20mins in total in the room. $180 down the drain.

Wasnt a great first visit to Swan Lounge after Fiona took over. Would I recommend, probably not unless you are into older mature ladies (however question Hana's authenticity of being Japanese).

It's a shame, as Fiona's other joints are great.
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Sounds about right. Itโ€™s why Iโ€™ve chosen not to go to her locations anymore!
 
May have to check this place out on the weekend. Lately alot of disappointing punts. Honestly been rough since malaga massage shut down haha.

Hopefully there are some decent girls there.
 
If the place downstairs provides both full service and massage firnthe same rates and doesn't shirt change time. Why go upstairs..

Not plugging dreamland. But I have been twice. Only paid $200 each time for both massage and full service and wasn't short changed on time....
 
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