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Midland | Dreamland

LongHair said:
Lukey,
not helping mate!
If I went to the Swan lounge It would be a waste of time, at my age by the time I got to the top of the stairs, I would already be fucked 🤣 🤣 🤷‍♂️
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Not if you’re following behind miss Yoyo, you won’t be mate 👀 🍑 😜

It’s getting down the stairs afterwards that’s the real challenge I find…
 
LongHair said:
Lukey,
not helping mate!
If I went to the Swan lounge It would be a waste of time, at my age by the time I got to the top of the stairs, I would already be fucked 🤣 🤣 🤷‍♂️
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Lukey said:
Stop talking about it/me then! 🤣

Feel like I’m half a step away from being banned from Redcliffe shop 🤣 Swan maybe a little bit more to go hey? 😜
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Be careful at Swan, they may push you down the stairs if you’re too naughty.🤣🤣

Their definition of naughty is a very very high bar to achieve so you should be safe😉

Looked up the definition of naughty in the dictionary, it said “see Fiona, or Bella, or Vanessa or……..”

From these posts I have an inkling that something’s UP. 😳
 
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Just had a session at Swan lounge. Been to Fiona's other joints from Guildford, to Redcliffe, and Applecross, so was expecting similar levels in quality.

Called to see who was rosters and asked if there was a Japanese lady. Mamasan replied yes, Hana (thinking could it be that Hana from the other Midland joint) and mamasan provided some photos. Photos looked great thinking should be a ok (as Fiona post real photos). So booked a 45min session, rocked up (30min drive), paid and waited for Hana (still expecting it to be that Hana or similar).

Then was ushered upstairs by a mature older lady thinking oh she is showing me to the room. Then reality hit, she was Hana (not the same one in my mind), much much older (mature bordering Gilf territory and secondly not 100% confidence she is Japanese).

Felt baited at that point, and was thinking of getting it over and done with. Showered and started the session, she was enthusiastic but I wasn't. Then went downhill for me at least, 10mins in went doggy to finish but kept smelling an off-putting smell from behind. Couldn't continue, had to quit without finishing, kindly indicated that I couldnt continue, showered and left. Spent probably 15-20mins in total in the room. $180 down the drain.

Wasnt a great first visit to Swan Lounge after Fiona took over. Would I recommend, probably not unless you are into older mature ladies (however question Hana's authenticity of being Japanese).

It's a shame, as Fiona's other joints are great.
 
Well... just to put my 10c in.
I have just had a 30 min session with the new Japanese girl Hana, and I think she was outstanding.
Since I have a thing for Japanese girls, I can tell you that I was more than happy to hear that Swan got another one in.
The last japanese girl that was here was brilliant too, But she was only here for a few days.

One thing that I thoroughly enjoyed was the little play session before hand, She isn't some 18yo that starfishes (like most do)
Once the flag post was at attention... Well.. yes, she was great, very enthusiastic!
I suppose its always YMMV - Your Milage May Vary... But
I will definately be back next weekend for another session!
 
AsianBoss said:
Well... just to put my 10c in.
I have just had a 30 min session with the new Japanese girl Hana, and I think she was outstanding.
Since I have a thing for Japanese girls, I can tell you that I was more than happy to hear that Swan got another one in.
The last japanese girl that was here was brilliant too, But she was only here for a few days.

One thing that I thoroughly enjoyed was the little play session before hand, She isn't some 18yo that starfishes (like most do)
Once the flag post was at attention... Well.. yes, she was great, very enthusiastic!
I suppose its always YMMV - Your Milage May Vary... But
I will definately be back next weekend for another session!
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Good to hear.

Sometimes you just don’t click with the person or reality doesn’t meet your expectations either looks or what occurred.

Two different viewpoints for same day.

Interesting comments from both.

Avoid the masseuse who has just finished lunch that contained garlic.

Enjoy your evening but more importantly your next visit.
 
AsianBoss said:
Well... just to put my 10c in.
I have just had a 30 min session with the new Japanese girl Hana, and I think she was outstanding.
Since I have a thing for Japanese girls, I can tell you that I was more than happy to hear that Swan got another one in.
The last japanese girl that was here was brilliant too, But she was only here for a few days.

One thing that I thoroughly enjoyed was the little play session before hand, She isn't some 18yo that starfishes (like most do)
Once the flag post was at attention... Well.. yes, she was great, very enthusiastic!
I suppose its always YMMV - Your Milage May Vary... But
I will definately be back next weekend for another session!
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Thanks Asianboss, as you said each to their own taste and glad you enjoy your punt. Yes she is definitely not 18year old more late 40s to early 50s (forgot to mention she was "loose"). Like I said she was enthusiastic but I wasn't in the mood particularly after the pungent smell from behind (definitely not linch as it was a later arvo punt).

Just not happy that was baited into booking her from the photos that the mamasan sent. Would have gone with one of the other ladies (that had more realistic photos) such as Victoria if the mamasan was more upfront bout Hana being more mature.

Anyways, just voicing my opinions and will let fellow brothers decide whether she is the right cup of tea.
 
kirin said:
Just had a session at Swan lounge. Been to Fiona's other joints from Guildford, to Redcliffe, and Applecross, so was expecting similar levels in quality.

Called to see who was rosters and asked if there was a Japanese lady. Mamasan replied yes, Hana (thinking could it be that Hana from the other Midland joint) and mamasan provided some photos. Photos looked great thinking should be a ok (as Fiona post real photos). So booked a 45min session, rocked up (30min drive), paid and waited for Hana (still expecting it to be that Hana or similar).

Then was ushered upstairs by a mature older lady thinking oh she is showing me to the room. Then reality hit, she was Hana (not the same one in my mind), much much older (mature bordering Gilf territory and secondly not 100% confidence she is Japanese).

Felt baited at that point, and was thinking of getting it over and done with. Showered and started the session, she was enthusiastic but I wasn't. Then went downhill for me at least, 10mins in went doggy to finish but kept smelling an off-putting smell from behind. Couldn't continue, had to quit without finishing, kindly indicated that I couldnt continue, showered and left. Spent probably 15-20mins in total in the room. $180 down the drain.

Wasnt a great first visit to Swan Lounge after Fiona took over. Would I recommend, probably not unless you are into older mature ladies (however question Hana's authenticity of being Japanese).

It's a shame, as Fiona's other joints are great.
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Had a look at the roster on wechat for today and can't see a Hanna on the roster anywhere . Maybe she was called in by who is running it today..
 
AsianBoss said:
Well... just to put my 10c in.
I have just had a 30 min session with the new Japanese girl Hana, and I think she was outstanding.
Since I have a thing for Japanese girls, I can tell you that I was more than happy to hear that Swan got another one in.
The last japanese girl that was here was brilliant too, But she was only here for a few days.

One thing that I thoroughly enjoyed was the little play session before hand, She isn't some 18yo that starfishes (like most do)
Once the flag post was at attention... Well.. yes, she was great, very enthusiastic!
I suppose its always YMMV - Your Milage May Vary... But
I will definately be back next weekend for another session!
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Hey did you notice any smell when you visited?
 
Obbie said:
Had a look at the roster on wechat for today and can't see a Hanna on the roster anywhere . Maybe she was called in by who is running it today..
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I think she is the 'New Japanese girl, first day' who is referred to on the Sunday roster.
Two pictures have been posted on the Monday roster.

I'm finding that the overall quality of the new lady's I have seen recently is declining. I mean everywhere, not specifically at this shop. It's been better to seek out someone I have previously had a good time with.
 
AsianBoss said:
Well... just to put my 10c in.
I have just had a 30 min session with the new Japanese girl Hana, and I think she was outstanding.
Since I have a thing for Japanese girls, I can tell you that I was more than happy to hear that Swan got another one in.
The last japanese girl that was here was brilliant too, But she was only here for a few days.

One thing that I thoroughly enjoyed was the little play session before hand, She isn't some 18yo that starfishes (like most do)
Once the flag post was at attention... Well.. yes, she was great, very enthusiastic!
I suppose its always YMMV - Your Milage May Vary... But
I will definately be back next weekend for another session!
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So...she didn't smell bad? If a girl ever smells bad I wouldn't bother booking that. That's putrid lol
 
Fifi said:
I think mostly because your cock is too naughty and too famous. It scares all us girls
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Fifi said:
Hi boys, thank you so much for all the feedback on the ladies… unfortunately I don’t know myself if the ladies are good because I not have a 🍆💪and I can’t fuck them 😂😂😂😂 that’s why I need to give them a chance to work at the shop and then after you boys give the reviews I know the good girls to keep and the not good girls I can let go. I will try get more sexy girls for you horny boys to try 💦🍆💦🍆💦and I’m so sorry you guys had a bad experience from Ella. Anyway yesterday was her last day at the shop.
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Hi Fiona I hope you are doing ok and remember to breathe. You are doing great job considering what you have to deal with and also live your own life. In buisness as we all know if you are running one is they can be challenging at times. I know you always put 100% in what you do. There will always be some negative feedback in every buisness that's normal, so don't let that slow you down. Keep up the good work, you run a good show. We must catch up soon. 🙏🏻
 
headspin said:
So...she didn't smell bad? If a girl ever smells bad I wouldn't bother booking that. That's putrid lol
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Babe, next time when you go to lick a pussy 👅🐈better you sniff a little bit first then to decide lick it or not please 🤓😅some naughty boy said: if test like chicken just keep lick, 👅💦💦💦if test like shit , just move up a little bit 😅😅😅 😂😂😂
 
kirin said:
Just had a session at Swan lounge. Been to Fiona's other joints from Guildford, to Redcliffe, and Applecross, so was expecting similar levels in quality.

Called to see who was rosters and asked if there was a Japanese lady. Mamasan replied yes, Hana (thinking could it be that Hana from the other Midland joint) and mamasan provided some photos. Photos looked great thinking should be a ok (as Fiona post real photos). So booked a 45min session, rocked up (30min drive), paid and waited for Hana (still expecting it to be that Hana or similar).

Then was ushered upstairs by a mature older lady thinking oh she is showing me to the room. Then reality hit, she was Hana (not the same one in my mind), much much older (mature bordering Gilf territory and secondly not 100% confidence she is Japanese).

Felt baited at that point, and was thinking of getting it over and done with. Showered and started the session, she was enthusiastic but I wasn't. Then went downhill for me at least, 10mins in went doggy to finish but kept smelling an off-putting smell from behind. Couldn't continue, had to quit without finishing, kindly indicated that I couldnt continue, showered and left. Spent probably 15-20mins in total in the room. $180 down the drain.

Wasnt a great first visit to Swan Lounge after Fiona took over. Would I recommend, probably not unless you are into older mature ladies (however question Hana's authenticity of being Japanese).

It's a shame, as Fiona's other joints are great.
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Hey babe, sorry for hear your the bad experience with Hanna maybe she not your cup of tea, just in case next time better tell the receptionist, and we happy to introduce you with other different beautiful ladies.
 
Proposed changes to Oz immigration laws announced today will make it harder for girls to come here and 'study' (English mainly) I suspect it's going to get harder for Fifi and others to get good quality girls. And as a result prices certainly won't be going down!!!
 
mrys said:
Proposed changes to Oz immigration laws announced today will make it harder for girls to come here and 'study' (English mainly) I suspect it's going to get harder for Fifi and others to get good quality girls. And as a result prices certainly won't be going down!!!
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Even without the proposed changes doubt prices would go down. Vietnam direct flights to and from Perth so hopefully some wl can come for short stays. just need admin to book flights and accommodation.
 
Backdoor said:
Hi Fiona I hope you are doing ok and remember to breathe. You are doing great job considering what you have to deal with and also live your own life. In buisness as we all know if you are running one is they can be challenging at times. I know you always put 100% in what you do. There will always be some negative feedback in every buisness that's normal, so don't let that slow you down. Keep up the good work, you run a good show. We must catch up soon.
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Backdoor said:
Hi Fiona I hope you are doing ok and remember to breathe. You are doing great job considering what you have to deal with and also live your own life. In buisness as we all know if you are running one is they can be challenging at times. I know you always put 100% in what you do. There will always be some negative feedback in every buisness that's normal, so don't let that slow you down. Keep up the good work, you run a good show. We must catch up soon. 🙏🏻
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Thank you! I hope you everything goes well too . ❤️👍
 
Fifi said:
Hey babe, sorry for hear your the bad experience with Hanna maybe she not your cup of tea, just in case next time better tell the receptionist, and we happy to introduce you with other different beautiful ladies.
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I would have, if not for the fact that I was led upstairs pretty quickly with no opportunity to say "wait".

Will stick with trialled and tested places, knowing what is sent as photos is what I'll get.
 
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