microwave cooking bacon

[bepp]

hi to any foodies out there....i wanna cook some bacon but dont wanna go the effort of frying pan butter/margarine then all the cleanup yeah i know bacon tastes better fried in pan sooo can u do bacon in microwave ....how long n wat setting 100% 75%??
i an do beef sausages .steak .scrambled eggs ut wat bout bacon

 

[Ginger Spice]

It wont be crispy, but when i worked in fast food we would just microwave a peice for 30 seconds. Maybe try 2 minutes? Cover it though lol

 

[Ginger Spice]

Hehe

 

[Happy2]

Put between two or moresheets of paper towel and cook as ginger said I found streaky bacon will go crispy on about 1 min per slice Cook slightly under as in will continue to cook and crisp up on sitting

If its someone elses microwave put in a whole egg shell intact My little cousin did that in mine
Little ^%^% $ ^%$ %%^

 

[Sexty8]

Try one of these
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Emson-Bacon-Wave-Microwave-Bacon-Cooker-New-Free-Shipping-/360580435492
http://www.amazon.com/Presto-05100-PowerCrisp-microwave-cooker/dp/B00006IUWC

 

[westy]

So glad this is a sex forum. Apparently double ender dildos benefit from 20 secs on high just before use. Make sure you cover them with paper towel.

 

[bepp]

thanks Westy.....u've just spoilt my breakfast

 

[Obbie]

Put it in a fry pan lazy ass !!

 

[bepp]

Put it in a fry pan lazy ass !!

wat my double ender ?
u must still b suffering from white line fever......read wat i said in my openi g post ......

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

Bacon in the pan is best, use a non stick pan and use a paper towel to wipe clean and you don't need to wash the pan. I never use anything but the fat in the bacon, put the bacon in the pan cold and turn up high and have lovely bacon in four to five minutes...I am off to a bacon breakfast, remember its the quality of the steak, hp or spicy red sauce that you add to the bacon after its cooked that is just as important.
If the grease doesn't run down your shirt, its not cooked just right.

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

thanks for breeky bepp my bacon sandwich is delicious and I am licking the fat of my cheek.
What sort of bacon are you into, I change and currently enjoying the streaky bacon, I love the fat and the rind.

 

[bepp]

ive got a fat im sure u'd like

 

[Happy2]

You lot got me hungry
Sunday nights tea is Farm smoked bacon and locally made snaggers made by a near neighbour from my own baconer And truly fresh eggs and home grown baby spuds
Lets fry these eggs in good well flavoured dripping too
The docs been to pleased with me lately lets give her something to whinge about

 

[Miss Monique]

You lot got me hungry
Sunday nights tea is Farm smoked bacon and locally made snaggers made by a near neighbour from my own baconer And truly fresh eggs and home grown baby spuds
Lets fry these eggs in good well flavoured dripping too
The docs been to pleased with me lately lets give her something to whinge about

Yum home grown food

I was given bacon & eggs for breakfast sadly shop bought bacon here but fresh eggs from the backyard chooks. The yokes are bright orange at the moment

Nothing wrong with a bit of non sex chat every now and then

 

[Trickortreat]

Streaky bacon on a coal bbq, yummy

 

[Happy2]

Streaky bacon on a coal bbq, yummy

Yeah its those pesky Carcinogens that give it that oomph and flavour

 

[Phoebe]

Too lazy to fry bacon........ now I heard it all....

Why not call an escort and part of the service she cooks bacon in a frying pan for your lazy ass...

 

[Miss Monique]

Yes the escort is a great idea. I bake banana cakes for one of the men I visit

 

[Happy2]

Yes the escort is a great idea. I bake banana cakes for one of the men I visit

That's an unusual extra Miss Monique

 

[Phoebe]

That's an unusual extra Miss Monique

Maybe but you get them to muck out the stables dont you happy2.

 

[bepp]

Maybe but you get them to much out the stables dont you happy2.

much out the stables ????
methinks u've been makin bacon all day

 

[Phoebe]

much out the stables ????
methinks u've been makin bacon all day

I dont make Bacon I PANFRY Bacon, Happy2 is the Bacon making machine up there, so aim that at him, and you dont make Bacon you raise pork which becomes bacon..... Did you ever pay attention in science class?

 

[Miss Monique]

Yes it's a unusual request. The gentleman is an older man, lost his partner from cancer after battling it for 4 years. Home cooking is something he misses apart from the intimacy. I cook cakes for the man who lives next door as well and funny last night I had a late booking at home I just got out shower knocking at door, next door needing draw string put back in his track pants and another pair repaired.

As a WL I feel you have to pick up of what the need is of people, some are purely wanting a quick BJ others are seeking companionship along with some fun. Baking a cake. making a cup of tea or a sensual foot rub all part of the service. At the end of the day I'm here to please

 

[XLNC]

I dont make Bacon I PANFRY Bacon, Happy2 is the Bacon making machine up there, so aim that at him, and you dont make Bacon you raise pork which becomes bacon..... Did you ever pay attention in science class?

Oh Gawd! Sounds like Phoebe's in one of those moods.

 

[Phoebe]

Oh Gawd! Sounds like Phoebe's in one of those moods.

And what prey tell are one of those moods you talk about... LOL

 

[Trickortreat]

Hey... xlnc back in da house... where ya bin midget???

 

[Trickortreat]

Sorry,,, albino dwarf thingummy

 

[Happy2]

Hey... xlnc back in da house... where ya bin midget???

Out trying to tan that albino hide of his in some exotic locale
Wonder if he went with Just me ?

 

[bepp]

hey this is a COOKING THREAD ok!!!

so leave all ur nitty gritty talk for annudder thread

 

[Happy2]

Mmmm Roasted Odious Albino Dwarf, Lubberly
My mouths watering F*** the bacon