This is the other half of my dud punting week,
I have been seeing Mia’s add from time to time and I was intrigued.
asked for a 45 min time slot, the message response are quite colourful with emojis and shit, got the run down press the number ,get in the elevator, don’t talk to strangers hahah
greeted by a little lady in a small apartment. First thing to hit me was the smell!! Of food or grease
next the amount of stock piled boxes of tissues was unreal.
she orders me to the room where I and not to move as she fiddles around in the house, she then tells me to go to the shower where she stands on the outside and watches me scrub-everything.
once dried she ask me to lay on the table, this is where it get weird. She proceeds to turn on one of them massage gun thing and hammers me with it.
during this she is yelling out to some one and I’m thinking I’m about to be robbed, turns out she is talking to the cat who also like to join in on the massage and I now have a cat walking on my back!!
I jump up and say no thanks, she tried convincing me he like it. Now this was done she asked would I like BJ, she asked me to lay down where she was fidgeting with a packet of was looked like pop rocks
she poured a cup of water in her mouth and began to blow me. Now between the pop rock bj and the cat getting on the bed, I was ready to leave.
it was a wild experience and I’m sure I have missed out something. Not horrible but definitely not my vibe
I have been seeing Mia’s add from time to time and I was intrigued.
asked for a 45 min time slot, the message response are quite colourful with emojis and shit, got the run down press the number ,get in the elevator, don’t talk to strangers hahah
greeted by a little lady in a small apartment. First thing to hit me was the smell!! Of food or grease
next the amount of stock piled boxes of tissues was unreal.
she orders me to the room where I and not to move as she fiddles around in the house, she then tells me to go to the shower where she stands on the outside and watches me scrub-everything.
once dried she ask me to lay on the table, this is where it get weird. She proceeds to turn on one of them massage gun thing and hammers me with it.
during this she is yelling out to some one and I’m thinking I’m about to be robbed, turns out she is talking to the cat who also like to join in on the massage and I now have a cat walking on my back!!
I jump up and say no thanks, she tried convincing me he like it. Now this was done she asked would I like BJ, she asked me to lay down where she was fidgeting with a packet of was looked like pop rocks
she poured a cup of water in her mouth and began to blow me. Now between the pop rock bj and the cat getting on the bed, I was ready to leave.
it was a wild experience and I’m sure I have missed out something. Not horrible but definitely not my vibe