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Mia crazy cat massage

mike hunt

Everyday should be steak and blow job day🥩
Gold Member
This is the other half of my dud punting week,
I have been seeing Mia’s add from time to time and I was intrigued.

asked for a 45 min time slot, the message response are quite colourful with emojis and shit, got the run down press the number ,get in the elevator, don’t talk to strangers hahah

greeted by a little lady in a small apartment. First thing to hit me was the smell!! Of food or grease

next the amount of stock piled boxes of tissues was unreal.

she orders me to the room where I and not to move as she fiddles around in the house, she then tells me to go to the shower where she stands on the outside and watches me scrub-everything.

once dried she ask me to lay on the table, this is where it get weird. She proceeds to turn on one of them massage gun thing and hammers me with it.

during this she is yelling out to some one and I’m thinking I’m about to be robbed, turns out she is talking to the cat who also like to join in on the massage and I now have a cat walking on my back!!

I jump up and say no thanks, she tried convincing me he like it. Now this was done she asked would I like BJ, she asked me to lay down where she was fidgeting with a packet of was looked like pop rocks

she poured a cup of water in her mouth and began to blow me. Now between the pop rock bj and the cat getting on the bed, I was ready to leave.

it was a wild experience and I’m sure I have missed out something. Not horrible but definitely not my vibe
 

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LongHair

Legend Member
This is the other half of my dud punting week,
I have been seeing Mia’s add from time to time and I was intrigued.

asked for a 45 min time slot, the message response are quite colourful with emojis and shit, got the run down press the number ,get in the elevator, don’t talk to strangers hahah

greeted by a little lady in a small apartment. First thing to hit me was the smell!! Of food or grease

next the amount of stock piled boxes of tissues was unreal.

she orders me to the room where I and not to move as she fiddles around in the house, she then tells me to go to the shower where she stands on the outside and watches me scrub-everything.

once dried she ask me to lay on the table, this is where it get weird. She proceeds to turn on one of them massage gun thing and hammers me with it.

during this she is yelling out to some one and I’m thinking I’m about to be robbed, turns out she is talking to the cat who also like to join in on the massage and I now have a cat walking on my back!!

I jump up and say no thanks, she tried convincing me he like it. Now this was done she asked would I like BJ, she asked me to lay down where she was fidgeting with a packet of was looked like pop rocks

she poured a cup of water in her mouth and began to blow me. Now between the pop rock bj and the cat getting on the bed, I was ready to leave.

it was a wild experience and I’m sure I have missed out something. Not horrible but definitely not my vibe

Mike, sounds like you have sure been having a tough week mate, thanks for sharing.....
 
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Albany

This is the other half of my dud punting week,
I have been seeing Mia’s add from time to time and I was intrigued.

asked for a 45 min time slot, the message response are quite colourful with emojis and shit, got the run down press the number ,get in the elevator, don’t talk to strangers hahah

greeted by a little lady in a small apartment. First thing to hit me was the smell!! Of food or grease

next the amount of stock piled boxes of tissues was unreal.

she orders me to the room where I and not to move as she fiddles around in the house, she then tells me to go to the shower where she stands on the outside and watches me scrub-everything.

once dried she ask me to lay on the table, this is where it get weird. She proceeds to turn on one of them massage gun thing and hammers me with it.

during this she is yelling out to some one and I’m thinking I’m about to be robbed, turns out she is talking to the cat who also like to join in on the massage and I now have a cat walking on my back!!

I jump up and say no thanks, she tried convincing me he like it. Now this was done she asked would I like BJ, she asked me to lay down where she was fidgeting with a packet of was looked like pop rocks

she poured a cup of water in her mouth and began to blow me. Now between the pop rock bj and the cat getting on the bed, I was ready to leave.

it was a wild experience and I’m sure I have missed out something. Not horrible but definitely not my vibe

That was EXACTLY my experience there. Too strange for words.
 

Slugger1

Legend Member
This is the other half of my dud punting week,
I have been seeing Mia’s add from time to time and I was intrigued.

asked for a 45 min time slot, the message response are quite colourful with emojis and shit, got the run down press the number ,get in the elevator, don’t talk to strangers hahah

greeted by a little lady in a small apartment. First thing to hit me was the smell!! Of food or grease

next the amount of stock piled boxes of tissues was unreal.

she orders me to the room where I and not to move as she fiddles around in the house, she then tells me to go to the shower where she stands on the outside and watches me scrub-everything.

once dried she ask me to lay on the table, this is where it get weird. She proceeds to turn on one of them massage gun thing and hammers me with it.

during this she is yelling out to some one and I’m thinking I’m about to be robbed, turns out she is talking to the cat who also like to join in on the massage and I now have a cat walking on my back!!

I jump up and say no thanks, she tried convincing me he like it. Now this was done she asked would I like BJ, she asked me to lay down where she was fidgeting with a packet of was looked like pop rocks

she poured a cup of water in her mouth and began to blow me. Now between the pop rock bj and the cat getting on the bed, I was ready to leave.

it was a wild experience and I’m sure I have missed out something. Not horrible but definitely not my vibe
That gives pussy slide a whole new meaning!

There are some weird ones out there.
 

sircurious

Legend Member
Good luck trying to explain to your significant other (if you have one) if the cat decides to scratch you and leave you with visible scratches on your back or worse the scratches become infected which can also be common with cat scratches. I will also give this woman and her cat a wide berth too.
 

Katrina Kiss

VIP COMPANION / LANGTREES PERTH
Legend Member
Saw her once, packed up and left when she started using fucken cups and needles on my back without consent and persisted with it. I was lucky I reacted prior to being pricked. Fucken nut case.
This story needs a new headline “When you expect pussy to get your rocks off” 😜😝
🤣🤣
This is the other half of my dud punting week,
I have been seeing Mia’s add from time to time and I was intrigued.

asked for a 45 min time slot, the message response are quite colourful with emojis and shit, got the run down press the number ,get in the elevator, don’t talk to strangers hahah

greeted by a little lady in a small apartment. First thing to hit me was the smell!! Of food or grease

next the amount of stock piled boxes of tissues was unreal.

she orders me to the room where I and not to move as she fiddles around in the house, she then tells me to go to the shower where she stands on the outside and watches me scrub-everything.

once dried she ask me to lay on the table, this is where it get weird. She proceeds to turn on one of them massage gun thing and hammers me with it.

during this she is yelling out to some one and I’m thinking I’m about to be robbed, turns out she is talking to the cat who also like to join in on the massage and I now have a cat walking on my back!!

I jump up and say no thanks, she tried convincing me he like it. Now this was done she asked would I like BJ, she asked me to lay down where she was fidgeting with a packet of was looked like pop rocks

she poured a cup of water in her mouth and began to blow me. Now between the pop rock bj and the cat getting on the bed, I was ready to leave.

it was a wild experience and I’m sure I have missed out something. Not horrible but definitely not my vibe
I am going to write a book & put all the weirdest stories like this in it.
Wkd be a best seller! I am in stitches. The cat on the back got me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅 She Cloukd not of been serious ,Did you at keast tell her, so she might learn?
 

Kenny

Diamond Member
Every review that I have read of Mia sounds exactly like the time I had, the shower,massage gun, hot/cold BJ, no talking at the door, just weird!
Looks like she used to work at Hanys back in the day?
 
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