Masturbation at work

[mr_bation]

Anyone had a go at it, if so when and where.
Read an article once saying that masturbation at work could be used to improve concentration, me not sure if it would improve concentration, but pretty sure my hearing would
Anyway, if you have rubbed one out at work, please share, and yep I’m bored at work, but hope ya’self have a great Sunday

 

[WildBrumby]

Bugger me, you wouldn’t want to be a professor lecturing a class of med-students while rubbing one off in the auditorium.

 

[WildBrumby]

Imagine if a copper walked up to your window while rubbing one off stating it’s an RBT and to “Blow Into This Please”!

 

[ozwarlock67]

Couple of occasions.........a long long long time ago.

 

[Jack1666]

Ducked off to the toilet at work to jerk off plenty of times

 

[Lingus]

Back in the 1990s I was a stressed out public servant (can you believe that?) ... it didn't matter that I had a 26th Floor work station with river views, my stress control involved ripping one off in the staff toilets on a fairly regular basis.

In time, I came to identify some of my fellow co-workers by their toilet habits, i.e. how they took a dump !

 

[WildBrumby]

I’ve come close to wanting to a few times. During the monsoon some of the girls used to like wearing loose cotton tank tops and shorts without bra and panties. White cotton on tanned skin along with an occasional pussy wink when they’d bend over would be a ball acher.

 

[Tyla Chris]

After reading this sounds like a adventure and must try!

 

[ozwarlock67]

I remember 2013 or so, I was on the security detail at the Clipsal 500. Nine days straight for 12 hours.
6am in the morning was my start.
It was still dark at that hour, so I did a walk-through of my area......and then realised how horny I was.

In the pitch black, inside a catering tent that was still a couple of days away from being occupied, I silently pumped Sammy Sausage to completion standing up.

Emergency procedures.

 

[WildBrumby]

I remember 2013 or so, I was on the security detail at the Clipsal 500. Nine days straight for 12 hours.
6am in the morning was my start.
It was still dark at that hour, so I did a walk-through of my area......and then realised how horny I was.

In the pitch black, inside a catering tent that was still a couple of days away from being occupied, I silently pumped Sammy Sausage to completion standing up.

Emergency procedures.

Sammy Sausage!

 

[ozwarlock67]

Sammy Sausage!

Something amusing?

 

[WildBrumby]

Something amusing?

I liked your choice of name for your old fella, had me thinking of a thread for what people call theirs.

 

[mr_bation]

After reading this sounds like a adventure and must try!

Keep us posted

 

[mrys]

Never masturbated at work but enjoyed quite a few romps with co workers in the office. Trick is not to pick a screamer

 

[WildBrumby]

Never masturbated at work but enjoyed quite a few romps with co workers in the office. Trick is not to pick a screamer

Please tell more….start a thread if need be.

 

[mrys]

Please tell more….start a thread if need be.

Happy to start a thread. One company I was with for 3 years in Perth and I enjoyed office sex with 5 different women over the 3 years. The fifth floor of the building was empty and we had the whole bathroom to ourselves when lust called!

 

[WildBrumby]

Happy to start a thread. One company I was with for 3 years in Perth and I enjoyed office sex with 5 different women over the 3 years. The fifth floor of the building was empty and we had the whole bathroom to ourselves when lust called!

Oh wow!

 

[Lingus]

Never masturbated at work but enjoyed quite a few romps with co workers in the office. Trick is not to pick a screamer

... you also need to be mindful of security / CCTV cameras within the workplace !

 

[WildBrumby]

... you also need to be mindful of security / CCTV cameras within the workplace !

I’m hearing you there, a girl I dated once wanted to go into an unlocked sales office at a land release to have sex on the desk. Fine I thought given it appeared quiet and no cars nearby. After the deed we noticed a security camera when leaving. Maybe someone had a free show….

 

[No idea what to do]

Dude.

That just makes you another WANKER in the work place.
Plenty of them around Usually the BOSS​

The Frenchman

 

[Jimmy long]

just be careful of the gap under the bathroom stall, esp if there is a light above, this happened at my work and I could watch the shadows - clearly this is more common then you might think!!

 

[mrys]

I’m hearing you there, a girl I dated once wanted to go into an unlocked sales office at a land release to have sex on the desk. Fine I thought given it appeared quiet and no cars nearby. After the deed we noticed a security camera when leaving. Maybe someone had a free show….

Hahaha. I don't think that was the kind of deposit they were hoping for in the sales office......maybe you were just getting the lay of the land?

 

[WildBrumby]

Hahaha. I don't think that was the kind of deposit they were hoping for in the sales office......maybe you were just getting the lay of the land?

Certainly had her spread like a map on the desk viewing where I needed to clear some bush on my claim.

 

[Lingus]

I’m hearing you there, a girl I dated once wanted to go into an unlocked sales office at a land release to have sex on the desk. Fine I thought given it appeared quiet and no cars nearby. After the deed we noticed a security camera when leaving. Maybe someone had a free show….

Three decades ago, I got lucky after a liquid lunch on my birthday when working in the city ... walking back to the office, one of the girls from work put my arm around her ... being a fair bit shorter than me, my arm easily fell over her shoulder and she placed my hand gently over her chest ... I laughed it off, however after returning to work it was about fifteen minutes in and I get a call at my desk along the lines of "wanna play some more" ... quick thinking on my part and we soon met up at the top floor and the not so attractive surroundings of the air-conditioning plant room ... no comfort, no cameras !!

 

[WildBrumby]

Three decades ago, I got lucky after a liquid lunch on my birthday when working in the city ... walking back to the office, one of the girls from work put my arm around her ... being a fair bit shorter than me, my arm easily fell over her shoulder and she placed my hand gently over her chest ... I laughed it off, however after returning to work it was about fifteen minutes in and I get a call at my desk along the lines of "wanna play some more" ... quick thinking on my part and we soon met up at the top floor and the not so attractive surroundings of the air-conditioning plant room ... no comfort, no cameras !!

Sex is better than a wank if on the menu at work. Wow this thread has been an eye opener.

 

[Joshua]

Anyone had a go at it, if so when and where.
Read an article once saying that masturbation at work could be used to improve concentration, me not sure if it would improve concentration, but pretty sure my hearing would
Anyway, if you have rubbed one out at work, please share, and yep I’m bored at work, but hope ya’self have a great Sunday

lmao

 

[GreatAnt1]

had bj's and sex in the changerooms at work. alas with FWB's not customers or co workers. usually on quiet days or when the door was locked, walking out doing up the uniform to greet a customer was never a great look

 

[The One]

I have more than a few times. We had a disabled rest room that was rarely used, and which wasn’t noticed by other staff except me.
Got all the privacy I needed and would relieve my stress in the afternoons.

 

[Bigdy]

Never masturbated at work but enjoyed quite a few romps with co workers in the office. Trick is not to pick a screamer

Wow whats your trade?.

 

[mrys]

Wow whats your trade?.

Professional services Bigdy...........and at times some very unprofessional services as well