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masterbating while driving? Yes or No

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How many women / guys rub one out whilst driving? What are you thoughts?
 
It's dangerous...I quit the habit after nearly going off the side of road...Part of the thrill was the danger but when you nearly drive off a road on a steep cliff it's time to give it up....
 
Does driving a harvester in the middle of a paddock of wheat count? For a dash of excitement you try and finish before you catch up to the chaser bin driver
 
Lord Spikey said:
I once received blowjob while driving.
I was driving through Lobathal is SA at the time. I have no idea what speed i was doing, but seemed to be getting faster and more out of control.
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Even more dangerous if you're the one administering the blowjob at the time. As long as you have both hands on the wheel.
 
What if the dick got cut-off and choked her to death? One man's meat is another's poison, so they say!
 
I guess it's a bit like texting while driving. Perfectly safe as long as someone is doing it for you.
 
Explaining the stains on the upholstery, dash, inside of windscreen and roof to the car wash attendant can also be tricky.
 
Dropping a cigarette between your legs is hazardous enough but at least your brain is still focused on DRIVING.
 
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Is that what you guys all dream of !!!!
 
Clifford Ray Jones had his eyes off the road and his hands off the wheel not because he was momentarily distracted or because he wanted to change the radio station, but because he was masturbating to porn on his phone.

The 58-year-old was pleasuring himself on Detroit’s Interstate 75 in the small hours on Sunday and failed to notice his car roll out of control.

It then crashed, ejecting Jones, who was not wearing a seat belt, through the sun roof of the ’96 Toyota.

Police found his body at around 3.30am without any trousers on.

Michigan State Police Lieutenant Mike Shaw told CBS Detroit it was one of the most bizarre crash causes he had ever heard of.

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Yes Victoria headjobs are fun in car but dangerous
I mean the LTs driver taking me from langtrees to my hotel was smacking me around the head trying to get me to stop
It must have meant his eyes weren't on the road
 
There's a time and place for things...and the time and place to let fly your protein shot may not be best done while you need to have at least one hand on the wheel and the other trying to maneuver the stick.
 
JustMe said:
Dropping a cigarette between your legs is hazardous enough but at least your brain is still focused on DRIVING.
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Einstein said that "if you can drive a car whilst kissing a pretty girl, you're not giving the kiss the attention it deserves".
GD
 
OK so a woman can masturbate and drive and she can climax and climax again and still keep driving, now if you are a bloke and masturbate while driving what do you do with the ejaculate ? where does it go? I am a bit perplexed here? as a long country drive hmmmmm ... hmmmm me starting to think your car may smell like a swimming pool...
 
Phoebe said:
OK so a woman can masturbate and drive and she can climax and climax again and still keep driving, now if you are a bloke and masturbate while driving what do you do with the ejaculate ? where does it go? I am a bit perplexed here? as a long country drive hmmmmm ... hmmmm me starting to think your car may smell like a swimming pool...
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Well age and aim comes into this debate
Young with a powerful and healthy prostate you should be able to shoot it into your mouth and swallow
No smelly interior Well not interior of your car
 
What sort of swimming pools do you frequent... :shifty:

And what if your lady is a squirter? After all that bean-flicking and g-spotting, her ankles could be sloshing around in a pool of ???
 
Happy2 said:
Well age and aim comes into this debate
Young with a powerful and healthy prostate you should be able to shoot it into your mouth and swallow
No smelly interior Well not interior of your car
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That was close to my 1st ever dislike... :) but the joke at the end saved you.. :) if a man swallows then no need for a woman he is sorted...

XLNC said:
What sort of swimming pools do you frequent... :shifty:

And what if your lady is a squirter? After all that bean-flicking and g-spotting, her ankles could be sloshing around in a pool of ???
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I don't frequent any, I just know and recall the smell of some swimming pools which smell alot like ejaculate...

Female squirt as you say not my words, or female juices don't smell when they dry, as its mostly clear non smelling urine... sorry to say... women are clean..
 
Phoebe said:
That was close to my 1st ever dislike... :) but the joke at the end saved you.. :) if a man swallows then no need for a woman he is sorted...



I don't frequent any, I just know and recall the smell of some swimming pools which smell alot like ejaculate...

Female squirt as you say not my words, or female juices don't smell when they dry, as its mostly clear non smelling urine... sorry to say... women are clean..
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May I ask why you have been smelling ejaculate in the first place Phoebe ?
 
Happy2 said:
May I ask why you have been smelling ejaculate in the first place Phoebe ?
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Its pretty hard not to when a lady says blow all over me and you lay back and it starts to fill the room with its special aroma.... womens dries clear, mother nature put smell into mens so they would get caught...
 
Nope.. you may get my 1st old icon... but not dislike. or even dont understand... LOL
 
Phoebe said:
Its pretty hard not to when a lady says blow all over me and you lay back and it starts to fill the room with its special aroma.... womens dries clear, mother nature put smell into mens so they would get caught...
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So you haven't excited any women enough to have their aroma fill the room? Interesting.
In my experience both have a unique special aroma.
 
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