Mary Anne's retires

[Phoebe]

Now that MAK is like us all and retirement is getting closer lets have some fun about how she will spend those 1st few days weeks of retirement ?

Will she become a grey nomad ?? LOL

 

[scavenger]

Do grey nomads get around in a learjet ,,

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

I am to old for a lear jet I have my 6 white horses....

 

[bepp]

My lipz r sealed ...no comment

 

[westy]

She'll never retire. Why would she? The Queen is still going at 90. I see a motor home for the hot lap of Aus, but it will be langtrees mobile unit.

 

[scavenger]

One doesn't usually associate such a fine team of steeds and Darwin Mary-Anne, however with you being quite the trail blazer it's understandable.

 

[Tania Admin]

Mary-Anne won't retire, her brain is a work machine (you do know she wants to go into politics soon),,,,but I'd be guessing if she did, she would spend her first few weeks on Dirk Hartog Island with family and friends just chilling.

 

[MikeB]

She gets to go wild on her Seniors Card first before she retires!

(I also hear that if you chose wisely, many senior's lifestyle villages have quite an active swinging scene!)

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

You would be so lucky Mike B

 

[Happy2]

Start MAK's retirement village for tired escorts

And every few weeks totter into the communal lounge of each village in each state

"No black dresses ladies. You know the rules No black in the lounge "

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

The old look drab in black Happy2

 

[Happy2]

The word is Mary Anne's Dropping by the lounge this evening
You have the Floral print dresses ready ?

 

[Ms Sue]

If I had a crystal ball I would see Mary-Anne sitting on a special island with her grandchildren running wild around her .Then once they have all returned back to there parents those thousands of book would return again ... Just my thoughts. Oops forgot the medicine chest... Wait wasn't that given away

 

[Aaron]

I am to old for a lear jet I have my 6 white horses....

Shotgun Flying The Lear

 

[darwinlad]

Great retirement incentive

 

[Langtrees VIP Darwin]

Well i can see Mary-Anne having a retirement schedule.

Monday-Clean Teeth
Tuesday-find someone to wash my washing
Wednesday-Shower
Thursday-Change underwear
Friday-End of Tension, hello Pension
Saturday-Organise the shops
Sunday-Beer o'clock

 

[Happy2]

MAK upon walking into the LT ladies retirement village
"Come on girls its not that bloody hot raise the temperature on that air conditioner"

 

[Harlee Dare]

I would hope, should she actually retire, that she write a book on her life as a madam.
https://www.langtreesofperth.com.au/escorts/harlee-dare/

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

No thank You, every day of my life would be a chapter, and who would read an encyclopedia.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- 'Those silly Buggers" ....................................

 

[Phoebe]

No thank You, every day of my life would be a chapter, and who would read an encyclopedia.

I just would love to read the part the secrets of running parlors

 

[Dallas]

I read The Happy Hooker when I was 14 and did my first school book review on it and got an A+. I thought finally a book that's not Hamlet or To Kill A Mocking Bird I think the kids out there are due for a book called the Savy Madame so that they can learn a few things before venturing to LT's. Schools only fill their head with useless skills like factorising quadratic equations... that won't help you with personal hygiene or how to treat a lady properly.