Man Flu ?

[Happy2]

I am dying Right at deaths door I have a COLD!!

Now my question is

Are there 2 cold viruses A vicious vile life threatening one that affects men And a wimpy girly one that just gives women the sniffles

 

[bushbabe]

Has Dath Vada visited you yet??

 

[Dallas]

I recently read a legitimate study that showed that women generally have a stronger immune system to virus's, milder symptoms when they get one and recover faster. The scientists explained this as women had evolved to bear children they couldn't afford to be flat on their back for a week probably because the husband would not leave the garage to come and help. The study didn't say whether it was commissioned by men or women

PS hope you get better soon H2

 

[Pariss69]

Please Recover fast happy2.......;DX Paris

 

[Happy2]

I am going to have to get better I was going towards the light this afternoon As I was just about to reach out and enter heaven A beautiful but scary womans voice (Seems god IS a woman) said If you think your coming in here you sadly mistaken You meant to be going the other direction

I will never forget to tip a W/L again I guess that should be a good starting point to turning my life around

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 3]

No different virus's for men and women. You are being a wimp Happy2. Take a pill babe and get off the couch lol xx

 

[Happy2]

I will say Vivien I definitely got no sympathy from my offsiders wife yesterday I was sound asleep on the lounge in front of the fire She sneaked in with tweezers and plucked a nose hair

The eyes watered and never has there been such a thunderous bout of sneezing I fired her instantly of couse;D

 

[Dallas]

Maybe H2, that was her way of telling you, you need to keep your nose to the grindstone or you'll be plucked

 

[Happy2]

Maybe H2, that was her way of telling you, you need to keep your nose to the grindstone or you'll be plucked

Well it rhymes with plucked anyway . Salad

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Bro H2, I hope you get better soon, in the mean time have a few Rums.
Next Year get yourself a flu shot
Cheers and all the best

I will say Vivien I definitely got no sympathy from my offsiders wife yesterday I was sound asleep on the lounge in front of the fire She sneaked in with tweezers and plucked a nose hair

The eyes watered and never has there been such a thunderous bout of sneezing I fired her instantly of couse;D

 

[Dallas]

Well it rhymes with plucked anyway . Salad

Haha yes that's true and thanks for reminding me that my name spelled backwards compliments my lean towards vegetarianism ,
oh and I'd listen to HP, maybe you need a rum shot

 

[Happy2]

Haha yes that's true and thanks for reminding me that my name spelled backwards compliments my lean towards vegetarianism ,
oh and I'd listen to HP, maybe you need a rum shot

Yep I took notice Just filled a syringe with rum Straight into the arm It works faster that way

 

[Rochelle]

Well, at least you didn't lose some of your.........mmmmmmmmm......let's call it very entertaining humour and you are still on the forum so your cold can't be that bad. Just fishing for some sympathy here which is a typical symptom of the well known man flu. So I am with Viv.........get a can

R.xxxxxx

PS:....hope you feel better soon

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Excellent, now that is a true soldier. Soldier on with Rum, Ohhhhh Eyyyyyeeee

Yep I took notice Just filled a syringe with rum Straight into the arm It works faster that way

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 3]

Hope you are feeling better Happy2 xx

 

[Tania Admin]

I woke today to blocked nose, sinus headache, feeling freezing though I'm burning up not happy Jan Waaaa

 

[Happy2]

Poor darling Got a rough idea how your feeling Get better soon Eh?

 

[Tania Admin]

Thanks H2, hope your feeling better to.

 

[Rochelle]

How is everybody doing today? Tania? H2?
Took me 10 days to get rid of the cold....so H2.......only another 7 days.
Hope yo guys are better.

R.xxxxxxx

PS: H2.......hope you didn't pass it on to Coffee?

 

[Fudd]

How is everybody doing today? Tania? H2?
Took me 10 days to get rid of the cold....so H2.......only another 7 days.
Hope yo guys are better.

R.xxxxxxx



PS: H2.......hope you didn't pass it on to Coffee?

...pretty much took me 10 days to get over it too...the bloody thing!!!

 

[Happy2]

R.xxxxxxx

PS: H2.......hope you didn't pass it on to Coffee?

I was very worried when I first read that Rochelle Thought you said "I hope you did not P*** in the coffee"
Definitely need knew glasses

Oh and Coffee is fine thanks Young Lady

 

[Tania Admin]

I'm still alive, but very tired and drained. A few days of fevers helps to get it out of your system though I'm definitely not over it yet. Hopefully a good night sleep tonight and I will be on the up. Thanks everyone, the Forum is awesome for good wishes when your ill or the chips are down. You guys/gals rock.

 

[Rochelle]

...pretty much took me 10 days to get over it too...the bloody thing!!!

Shit Fudd, that is scary........you might have gotten it from me..............:icon_scra

R.xxxxxxxx

PS: aaahhhhhh H2......good to know that 'Coffee' is fine. Guess younger folks has better immune system

 

[Happy2]

PS: aaahhhhhh H2......good to know that 'Coffee' is fine. Guess younger folks has better immune system
[/QUOTE]

I never really feel my age until YOU try and comfort me young lady

And once again Tania get better soon

 

[Rochelle]

PS: aaahhhhhh H2......good to know that 'Coffee' is fine. Guess younger folks has better immune system

I never really feel my age until YOU try and comfort me young lady

And once again Tania get better soon[/QUOTE]

Mmmmmmmmm H2....looks like I am doing a good job. You are lucky that I am not trying to comfort you more often..........

 

[Tania Admin]

You two are so naughty. I guess that's why I like your humour so much.

Thanks H2, I'm feeling much better

 

[Rochelle]

You two are so naughty. I guess that's why I like your humour so much.

Thanks H2, I'm feeling much better

Haaaaaaaaa you should see us when we both are in confined space...........:headbang: