Dakota Cameron
Gold Member
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The fact that sex between two women is SO complicated and technical, most people just will never understand its mysterious ways!
Not to mention the fact that most people will always assume it looks something like this:
(sorry to disappoint you guys).
The cosmic rule (I'm sure it exists) states: if you and your partner have long hair it will be in way at all times.
The fact that it is physically impossible to "remain" sexy struggling to reach your partners chest while your going down on them.
When things are just heating up and you can feel your damn hand cramping so you send up a god dam prayer for your muscles to hold out juuuuuuuuuuust a bit longer.
Trying to stop your partner from laughing when putting on a strap on for the first time so you can actually get down to businessss -_-
And finally: Living with the heavy weight of knowing you're having better sex then everyone else in the world. Such a lonely burden to bear.
Not to mention the fact that most people will always assume it looks something like this:
(sorry to disappoint you guys).
The cosmic rule (I'm sure it exists) states: if you and your partner have long hair it will be in way at all times.
The fact that it is physically impossible to "remain" sexy struggling to reach your partners chest while your going down on them.
When things are just heating up and you can feel your damn hand cramping so you send up a god dam prayer for your muscles to hold out juuuuuuuuuuust a bit longer.
Trying to stop your partner from laughing when putting on a strap on for the first time so you can actually get down to businessss -_-
And finally: Living with the heavy weight of knowing you're having better sex then everyone else in the world. Such a lonely burden to bear.
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