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Driver Brook
What do you call an ant who skips school?
• A tru-ant
• A tru-ant
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Bianca
Hi brooke a ant skippy ?????????;D
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Andrea
Hi Cock 
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We have two female Drivers we like to mix it up a bit here ;P xxxx
We have the Best Drivers They Are All great
:love10::love10::love10:,We have two female Drivers we like to mix it up a bit here ;P xxxx
We have the Best Drivers They Are All great
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Contrarian
Women drivers? Don't get me started
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Driver Brook
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the
police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your
car?" asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The
juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches
masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the
driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test
they're giving now!"
police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your
car?" asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The
juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches
masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the
driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test
they're giving now!"
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Driver Brook
How do you make a dead clown float?
Take your foot off his head.
Take your foot off his head.
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Driver Brook
Policeman: ‘When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, “Forty-five at least”.’
Woman driver: ‘Well, I always look older in this hat.’
Woman driver: ‘Well, I always look older in this hat.’
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lauren@Langtrees
That's fantastic! I think if they really started breath testing with fire-throwing tricks then we would all re-think that next drink.
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Driver Brook
Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger...
A movie producer had called together several big name celebs to kick some
ideas around. The project was an action docu-drama about famous composers
featuring Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger in the leading roles.
The producer really wanted the box office 'oomph' of these three, and was
prepared to allow them to select what famous composers they would portray.
"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play
him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme, I'll play him."
Things were going well; the producers were pleased.
"Sounds splendid. And who do you want to be, Arnold?"
"I'll be Bach." replied Arnold.
A movie producer had called together several big name celebs to kick some
ideas around. The project was an action docu-drama about famous composers
featuring Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger in the leading roles.
The producer really wanted the box office 'oomph' of these three, and was
prepared to allow them to select what famous composers they would portray.
"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play
him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme, I'll play him."
Things were going well; the producers were pleased.
"Sounds splendid. And who do you want to be, Arnold?"
"I'll be Bach." replied Arnold.
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Driver Brook
Q. Which snakes are found on cars?
A. Windscreen vipers!
Q. What driver doesn't have a license?
A. A screw driver!
Q. What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
A. It gets toad away!
A. Windscreen vipers!
Q. What driver doesn't have a license?
A. A screw driver!
Q. What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
A. It gets toad away!
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Driver Brook
@sherry - AWESOME! keep the bad jokes coming!
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Tania Admin
For us old timers:
What's white and hangs from telephone wires?
Telecum
What's white and hangs from telephone wires?
Telecum
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Driver Brook
What did the perverted frog say? Rubbit
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge? Tequila
A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch. He picks it up and throws it across the street.
A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch.
The snail looks up and says, "What the fuck was that all about?"
Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. Then a man comes up and exposes himself to them.
Two of them have a stroke. But the third one couldn't reach.
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge? Tequila
A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch. He picks it up and throws it across the street.
A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch.
The snail looks up and says, "What the fuck was that all about?"
Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. Then a man comes up and exposes himself to them.
Two of them have a stroke. But the third one couldn't reach.