Keepin it discreet

[Gecko77]

To the more seasoned guys that have a mrs but like to visit the odd wl, other than the obvious have you got any tricks or tips for how you keep your extra curricular activities under the radar?

 

[Lord Spikey]

Sure have.
1. If possible, buy a "punting mobile phone" and use a pre-paid sim.
2. Do not spend more money than you can very easily afford and under no circumstances spend money that your household needs.
3. Open a private bank account, into which you trickle "Play Money" to use for punting.
4. Make sure your regular mobile is not "find-able". Turn off location services and turn off the Find My iPhone when you play.
5. Only punt when your Mrs is working (if she works).
6. If your Mrs doesn't work, plan a day with your mates and fit it in either before or after they are expecting you.

Extra Special tip number 1. Play with extreme safety
Extra Special tip number 2. Never fall in love with a working lady if you are married
Extra Special tip number 3. Only play with working ladies. Never get a Mistress/Girlfriend

Remember; you see the odd WL for a reason. It is business. Remember that. Many an old fool has stepped outside the accepted guidelines and come a cropper. Some have destroyed their marriages. Some have transmitted diseases. Trying to extend time with working ladies works only in the most extreme cases. It can and does sometimes happen and sometimes it can work, but the chances are extremely slim and only worth the gamble if you are prepared to lose everything.

Perhaps Night Owl has an inspirational poster on this subject that he can share.

 

[HappyPirate]

Everything above Lord Spikey advice is excellent.

In general I can only say that having a "Punting Mobile" is a must and CASH is King.

 

[Gecko77]

Ho Shit!
This is exactly the kind of info I was after
thanks Gents

 

[Goodstuff36 Bon truc in french]

Generally just don't take a mobile phone with you when you are punting pre paid or not there still traceable

 

[Shae Demasi]

Very clever Gent's

 

[Lord Spikey]

Generally just don't take a mobile phone with you when you are punting pre paid or not there still traceable

Actually, I think a mobile (smart phone) is essential the first time you see a lady. I have challenged a small number of ladies during the bait and switch situation. I had a picture from their add on my phone and if it was not them, I would show them the picture and walk away.
Just make sure that all location apps are closed.

 

[dan60]

Generally just don't take a mobile phone with you when you are punting pre paid or not there still traceable

how do you get the apartment number when you are stood outside?
a separate punting mobile is essential, and you don't want any surprise texts when at home with HID.
i leave everything behind when visiting ladies except for, punting mobile , cash and car keys.
no wallet, no house keys, no ID of any kind.
everything lord spikey said as well.
extra tip 4 - be careful of how you smell afterwards (perfume/shower gel), women are like bloodhounds.

 

[Goodstuff36 Bon truc in french]

how do you get the apartment number when you are stood outside?
a separate punting mobile is essential, and you don't want any surprise texts when at home with HID.
i leave everything behind when visiting ladies except for, punting mobile , cash and car keys.
no wallet, no house keys, no ID of any kind.
everything lord spikey said as well.
extra tip 4 - be careful of how you smell afterwards (perfume/shower gel), women are like bloodhounds.

That's true I have even been grilled for having a swim at the pool as I had a clorine smwll

 

[Lord Spikey]

how do you get the apartment number when you are stood outside?
a separate punting mobile is essential, and you don't want any surprise texts when at home with HID.
i leave everything behind when visiting ladies except for, punting mobile , cash and car keys.
no wallet, no house keys, no ID of any kind.
everything lord spikey said as well.
extra tip 4 - be careful of how you smell afterwards (perfume/shower gel), women are like bloodhounds.

Yes, I forgot that one. So very important. I even make sure that the WL I visit is not wearing any lipstick or perfume.
As for how to handle the odour of perfume... make sure you shower after the event and keep a small deodorant stick/spray in your car. The one you usually use at home. Make yourself smell usual, but DO NOT OVERDO IT. make it smell like it is 8 hours old.

 

[Osman]

Wow, the effort these guys go through just to deceive their wives. No wonder I'm not married, I'm too honest

 

[MikeB]

Also, a couple of extras to add

• do not take a wallet or any personal ID to the punt. Who knows if these may fall out of a pocket When dressing in a low light room or someone may sneak a look while ur showering or while you pull cash out.
• only take the amount of cash for what you have arranged. That way big head is never overruled by little head.
• park near by, not in the driveway or directly out the front, a discrete garage can be useful if available

 

[Goodstuff36 Bon truc in french]

Also, a couple of extras to add

• do not take a wallet or any personal ID to the punt. Who knows if these may fall out of a pocket When dressing in a low light room or someone may sneak a look while ur showering or while you pull cash out.
• only take the amount of cash for what you have arranged. That way big head is never overruled by little head.
• park near by, not in the driveway or directly out the front, a discrete garage can be useful if available

This all sounds good butt how did Rex hunts wife catch him after 15 years of affairs with 3 WL did he say he was going fishing or did he park the boat in front of the WL establishment.

 

[Fat boy]

I would think that the risk of being discovered is minimised if there is no need for a prior booking. So if you are not paricular with who you are seeing, visit brothels without prior booking at their less busy time.
If you really need to make booking, maybe email is a better option than calling regardless of the phone you are using.
But there is always a risk of being spotted by someone who know your family. Your car can be spotted as well.

 

[Terti]

I would think that the risk of being discovered is minimised if there is no need for a prior booking. So if you are not paricular with who you are seeing, visit brothels without prior booking at their less busy time.
If you really need to make booking, maybe email is a better option than calling regardless of the phone you are using.
But there is always a risk of being spotted by someone who know your family. Your car can be spotted as well.

Esp If your car has personalised plates .

 

[osscar]

I dont have an other half but i instinctively delete my call list if i have called an establishment as you never know who might pick up your phone if its laying about which could be embarassing and i guess if you are married it would be a good idea to have a dedicated email for any contacts that you email for bookings.
Must be difficult for you married guys but also theres the risk of bumping into someone you know if your single though it ads to the thrill of the chase lol

 

[Fat boy]

Esp If your car has personalised plates .

Esp If your car has personalised plates .

 

[Fat boy]

Must be difficult for you married guys but also theres the risk of bumping into someone you know if your single though it ads to the thrill of the chase lol

While trying not to sidetrack from this thread, not all married men are the same. Some punt because of sexless marriage, lack of harmony at home...
It's not possible to be 100% discreet, you just have to learn from the experience of previous punts.
Good luck.

 

[Night Owl Ciao]

QUOTE "Lord Spikey"

"Perhaps Night Owl has an inspirational poster on this subject that he can share"

Here you go @Lord Spikey
I hope you like it, It seems quite "subject appropriate"

 

[Osman]

As the Coodabeen Champions said, "When you come to a fork in the road, take it"

 

[baal6007]

If possible, buy a "punting mobile phone" and use a pre-paid sim.

And make sure you put a PIN lock or fingerprint lock on this phone.

 

[Kalthanis]

how do you get the apartment number when you are stood outside?
a separate punting mobile is essential, and you don't want any surprise texts when at home with HID.
i leave everything behind when visiting ladies except for, punting mobile , cash and car keys.
no wallet, no house keys, no ID of any kind.
everything lord spikey said as well.
extra tip 4 - be careful of how you smell afterwards (perfume/shower gel), women are like bloodhounds.

Oh that's a good bit of info. I'd not have thought of that

 

[Goodstuff36 Bon truc in french]

This is great advice although I am vision impaired are the any establishments what will look after my labrador while I seek some R & R with the ladies.

 

[Harlots_Bec]

Generally just don't take a mobile phone with you when you are punting pre paid or not there still traceable

I always use to ask my clients to call me when they had arrived to get the code to buzz into my apartment. I never gave this info out until they had confirmed they had arrived, so if they didn't bring a phone with them they wouldn't be getting in.

I have also had clients request in advance that I didn't wear perfume and other clients who would bring their own body wash etc so as they smelt exactly the same as usual when they got home

 

[oz-surfer]

This is great advice although I am vision impaired are the any establishments what will look after my labrador while I seek some R & R with the ladies.

not sure if you’re joking, but either way - i love this post for the pure fact it could of course be 100% genuine, and yet it has so much opportunity for comedy .. ...

sorry dude, I don’t know you and have been offline for a bit , and i respond here with no actual knowledge on this matter... but I do have a suggestion that could make things easy to manage all round perhaps ... ———

Would a classy and well equiped dungeon (with hard floor coverings - of course) be a suitable venue for you and your guidance companion - as a starting point ?? ... Here me out; your dog could easily be chained up to something sturdy in the corner, with a nice mat and a clean dog bowl for pooch to chill - all appropriately tasteful mind you - just a dog on a leash in a corner of a dungeon (Ok - easy sickos - nothing to see here - this ain’t going down that path - no sir-ee ) .. and this would then allow you the freedom to be inappropriately chained up in the opposite corner of the dungeon whilst you get shouted at in German (or your own preferred international sexy language - probably not Kiwi though - for this purpose at least - ay bro) .. Of course the lovely (but loud and really most insistent) lady would perhaps be of the dominant busty tall minx in latex type.... , with boots and a riding crop

... I’m assuming if the dog got embarrassed he/she probably wouldn’t object to a comfortably fitting mask and a pillow to burry his/her ears into ...

yeah that would work wouldn’t it - weeell - it’s just a late night 40day + ISO thought ....

 

[Ashton Reign]

I love this thread!

 

[Tania Admin]

Spikey offered up awesome advice.

The perfume one is a biggy.

When I was a WL I always supplied 5 different common brands of deodorant so my clients would smell like their normal selves after showering and I always suggested to clients that they use mouthwash before and after each booking, a smart man will eat something before going home or meeting up with his partner. Food covers many scents.

Biggest thing to remember is women's intuition is real, so try keep normal.

 

[Madmax1700]

You can fool some people all the time and fool all the people sometimes. But you cannot fool all the people all the time. Moral of the story is how ever much precautions you take there is always a chance you get caught. That’s why it’s a pint.

 

[Terti]

You can fool some people all the time and fool all the people sometimes. But you cannot fool all the people all the time. Moral of the story is how ever much precautions you take there is always a chance you get caught. That’s why it’s a pint.

There is always a rick that you are going to get caught .

 

[Slugger1]

There is always a rick that you are going to get caught .

Rick is a dobber!