Jaz is laid up... not in a fun way :(

[Jaz]

Silly me, I've gone an torn my calf muscle (the medial head of my left gastrocnemius, to be precise). Ouch! Very ouchy! So I'm totally out of action for a while which sucks cos I love action

Fingers crossed I can get back on my feet and back to work super soon!

 

[Rudyboy]

Jaz,

So sorry to hear your flat on your back.....oh wait a minute....I shouldn't have said that....Now I sound like Sir Cruiser. Get well soon and we'll miss you long time.

RB
XXX

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Silly me, I've gone an torn my calf muscle (the medial head of my left gastrocnemius, to be precise). Ouch! Very ouchy! So I'm totally out of action for a while which sucks cos I love action

Fingers crossed I can get back on my feet and back to work super soon!

Get well soon Jaz, take it easy

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Jaz,

So sorry to hear your flat on your back.....oh wait a minute....I shouldn't have said that....Now I sound like Sir Cruiser. Get well soon and we'll miss you long time.

RB
XXX

RB you do know that Jaz is Caucasian or are you turning Japaneseeee
"miss you long time" and as if i would say anything like "flat on your back", I have a reputation to uphold, hang on, yup, just checked and i am such a bold knight

 

[bepp]

Awww.....u poor lil thingy mayb u shouldnt've resisted and done wat HE wanted

 

[MikeB]

Silly me, I've gone an torn my calf muscle (the medial head of my left gastrocnemius, to be precise). Ouch! Very ouchy! So I'm totally out of action for a while which sucks cos I love action

Fingers crossed I can get back on my feet and back to work super soon!

So it'll be chicken soup for lunch for the foreseeable future then

Got a good stock of soppy movies and some sound cancelling headphones Either that or maybe find a short term "specialist" job again

Take great care and bounce back soon.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Get Better Jaz, try some Rum it may help

 

[Locoman]

That is very bad take good care of yourself.

 

[Rudyboy]

I am going to send round our star male Alex to give you a rub in all the right places to heal you quickly and get you back on your t_wink_le toes.

 

[Jaz]

Ooh what a delightfully delicious sounding prospect!

But if anyone touches my leg I'll punch them in the face... Or cry... Maybe both

 

[Rudyboy]

I have the lowdown from Maria on everything you need to know including the size of his...............that girl is so explicit........made me blush.

Alex, do your duty for a fellow Winkee please

 

[Jaz]

Ahoy;- Get Better Jaz, try some Rum it may help

Mmm rum... I've got my good friend Sailor Jerry in the cupboard. Not sure how he'd go with the codeine and anti inflammatory drugs?

 

[Locoman]

Ooh what a delightfully delicious sounding prospect!

But if anyone touches my leg I'll punch them in the face... Or cry... Maybe both

Wow being hurt brings out the fiery side.

 

[MikeB]

Mmm rum... I've got my good friend Sailor Jerry in the cupboard. Not sure how he'd go with the codeine and anti inflammatory drugs?

Hope Sailor's in a low cupboard, the high cupboards could be a challenge

 

[Jaz]

Hope Sailor's in a low cupboard, the high cupboards could be a challenge

Hmph

 

[Langtrees VIP Darwin]

Take care of yourself Jaz. I wondered why Winks was so quiet today,i thought it was a customer yelping, didnt think it would be you. lol. Rest up luv xox

 

[Nomansland]

Been there and done that - very ouchy - you have my sympathy. Tumeric is a good anti inflammatory and is easy on the stomach. Goes well with Rum or Bourbon or Scotch or Gin

 

[bepp]

Awwww......

 

[djon4u]

Sorry to hear that you are laid up. The pain of inactivity must be as bad as the injury. I feel for you especially as I am having such a good time in your NZ. My thoughts are with you.

 

[Langtrees VIP Darwin]

Sorry to hear that you are laid up. The pain of inactivity must be as bad as the injury. I feel for you especially as I am having such a good time in your NZ. My thoughts are with you.

Ahhh NZ my home town, hope you have heaps of fun x

 

[alexeisayle]

I have the lowdown from Maria on everything you need to know including the size of his...............that girl is so explicit........made me blush.

Alex, do your duty for a fellow Winkee please

Done! After Maria's delightful review of my talents. .. I can definitely offer some helping hands . but then I don't want to get punched in the face

 

[Smoggy]

I tore my calf playing football and it wasn't a pleasant experience. You have my sympathy because it really hurts.

 

[Jaz]

Done! After Maria's delightful review of my talents. .. I can definitely offer some helping hands . but then I don't want to get punched in the face

I wouldn't actually punch you in the face... You're too tall I can't reach!

 

[Rudyboy]

PMSL

 

[Rudyboy]

Watch your nuts Alex, they are in her reach!

 

[Master Yoda]

Get well soon Jaz.....the place will not be the same without you

 

[Jaz]

Watch your nuts Alex, they are in her reach!

He wishes

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Done! After Maria's delightful review of my talents. .. I can definitely offer some helping hands . but then I don't want to get punched in the face

Go and see Jaz Alexeisayle, i think she could do with your expert hands to help her heal, but wear protection, you might need your face safe for your other clients

 

[Nomansland]

Go and see Jaz Alexeisayle, i think she could do with your expert hands to help her heal, but wear protection, you might need your face safe for your other clients

Hockey mask and cup would cover all bets but look a bit Friday the 13th.

 

[Madam]

Done! After Maria's delightful review of my talents. .. I can definitely offer some helping hands . but then I don't want to get punched in the face

Would u like me to break the code of confidentiality and give u a personal Forum review? Hmmm would a Madame's opinion/rating bare more weight?