J'aime les clichés

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For the francophone fetishists amongst us, this clip is très drôle and un peu sexy. It appears to be an ad for an online T-shirt store and they seem to have crammed in just about every French phrase you could possibly think of that is borrowed by us English speakers -- and yes, the subtitles bear no resemblance to what is being said.

Are there any foreign language expressions / clichés you like to use, particularly in the boudoir? (Not necessarily in French, though that is the language of l'amour et le bonking.)