Is a full moon brewing?!

[Bree]

Hopefully this is posted in the right place!

Is it a full moon, somewhere, on this planet or another?! Today has been quite special in the 'quirky' customer stakes! I wonder if other ladies have experienced the same?

Today a client grabbed and squeezed my bum so hard it's bruised... (Not at the moment you'd expect but actually during the relaxing bit of the massage! Caught me off guard to say the least! I could say a few choice words about this incident but shall leave it at that!)

Another client had been texting me repeatedly asking me to massage him in his car. When I explained i couldn't for safety reasons (let alone logistical! How would one massage in a car!?) he's switched to convincing me how safe he looks (?) and how nice his car is.....

Next, a client phoned to ask me exactly how fat I am - "a little bit fat or very fat? As I'm fussy about how fat girls are" (I wasnt sure how to respond - and no further questions, about my service or looks!).

And finally, my favourite, from a regular gent who knows I'm not a full service lady - please could I sit on his face while massaging him (again, logistically...... !?). (The answer was no, BTW!)

It's strange being my own receptionist - usually these requests are filtered from our eyes and ears by the front desk team! Sex Industry receptionists - I salute you today!

Hope everyone's having a wonderful Tuesday.

X

 

[Sophie Lee]

A friend of mine who goes to a clairvoyant told me the 'universes have started moving', I didn't know what she meant by saying this, though, I am optimistic so thought positively, but strangely so much weird shit has been happening lately, so Im not sure if it's the weirdness we usually experience from the full moon or whether its the universe causing mysterious thing to happen.

 

[Bree]

A friend of mine who goes to a clairvoyant told me the 'universes have started moving', I didn't know what she meant by saying this, though, I am optimistic so thought positively, but strangely so much weird shit has been happening lately, so Im not sure if it's the weirdness we usually experience from the full moon or whether its the universe causing mysterious thing to happen.

Thanks Sophie! Nice to know its not just me....! It certainly feels like something cosmic is at force when people start behaving strangely at the same time! If the universe could turn the other way, just a little bit, that'd be great!
Xx

 

[Happy2]

Only thing brewing at my place Is a soothing hot, pot of tea

 

[Rudyboy]

Oh Bree, now you know what we have to handle before you get to handle anything...

Amanda had a guy on asking if she could manipulate his bit between her toes this morning; as you can guess, she politely declined. Then I had to watch Jaz and Maria wiggling their toes and explaining the bit would need to be a bit tweeny to fit!!!

The things I have to do............

When are you coming back to see us, we miss you long time....

RB

 

[Jaz]

Omg Bree today was rubbish for me too! I had one of my worst clients ever (and you know that in more than 2 years, I can still count on one hand, albeit just, the number of clients who I refuse to ever see again). I just can't help but wonder: what the f**k is wrong with some people?!

Teehee, sounds like you're racking up a few stories to tell. I miss you!

 

[Bree]

Boss man - I miss you too! And Amanda, my shield from all the weird phone people!

Ah Jaz - what gives with today!! Same here - squeezy-bum-man is on now my avoid list! No money is worth bruises or feeling uncomfortable to the extent that you can't do your job properly... Thankfully most clients are sweeties, so let's be grateful for that!

I'm sure the talkinsex cosmosphere would love to know why he's now on your dismiss list!

Miss you too (and your insistent innuendo!!).

X x

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Oh Bree, now you know what we have to handle before you get to handle anything...

Amanda had a guy on asking if she could manipulate his bit between her toes this morning; as you can guess, she politely declined. Then I had to watch Jaz and Maria wiggling their toes and explaining the bit would need to be a bit tweeny to fit!!!

The things I have to do............

When are you coming back to see us, we miss you long time....

RB

SO, by the sounds of "The things I have to do" must mean you did it for him

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Hopefully this is posted in the right place!

Is it a full moon, somewhere, on this planet or another?! Today has been quite special in the 'quirky' customer stakes! I wonder if other ladies have experienced the same?

Today a client grabbed and squeezed my bum so hard it's bruised... (Not at the moment you'd expect but actually during the relaxing bit of the massage! Caught me off guard to say the least! I could say a few choice words about this incident but shall leave it at that!)

Another client had been texting me repeatedly asking me to massage him in his car. When I explained i couldn't for safety reasons (let alone logistical! How would one massage in a car!?) he's switched to convincing me how safe he looks (?) and how nice his car is.....

Next, a client phoned to ask me exactly how fat I am - "a little bit fat or very fat? As I'm fussy about how fat girls are" (I wasnt sure how to respond - and no further questions, about my service or looks!).

And finally, my favourite, from a regular gent who knows I'm not a full service lady - please could I sit on his face while massaging him (again, logistically...... !?). (The answer was no, BTW!)

It's strange being my own receptionist - usually these requests are filtered from our eyes and ears by the front desk team! Sex Industry receptionists - I salute you today!

Hope everyone's having a wonderful Tuesday.

X

Okay Bree, I have a few questions for you.
Why could you not accommodate the client in his car, after all it was a mini minor

Nothing to say on that point

I thought you would be able to massage something whilst sitting on his face, you are a woman and women can do more than one thing at a time

 

[Rudyboy]

just don't tell Mrs Rudyboy on Sunday!!!!!

 

[nextplease69]

Hopefully this is posted in the right place!

Is it a full moon, somewhere, on this planet or another?! Today has been quite special in the 'quirky' customer stakes! I wonder if other ladies have experienced the same?

Today a client grabbed and squeezed my bum so hard it's bruised... (Not at the moment you'd expect but actually during the relaxing bit of the massage! Caught me off guard to say the least! I could say a few choice words about this incident but shall leave it at that!)

Another client had been texting me repeatedly asking me to massage him in his car. When I explained i couldn't for safety reasons (let alone logistical! How would one massage in a car!?) he's switched to convincing me how safe he looks (?) and how nice his car is.....

Next, a client phoned to ask me exactly how fat I am - "a little bit fat or very fat? As I'm fussy about how fat girls are" (I wasnt sure how to respond - and no further questions, about my service or looks!).

And finally, my favourite, from a regular gent who knows I'm not a full service lady - please could I sit on his face while massaging him (again, logistically...... !?). (The answer was no, BTW!)

It's strange being my own receptionist - usually these requests are filtered from our eyes and ears by the front desk team! Sex Industry receptionists - I salute you today!

Hope everyone's having a wonderful Tuesday.

X

Well, in his defense, I can certainly see the appeal of having you straddled across my face

Difference is, I know to keep such fantasies where they belong and not make someone feel uncomfortable in a situation that is already delicate to say the least.

When a lady asks me what I'm thinking in those situations, I usually reply with something like -
"Sorry, just thinking naughty thoughts."
It's honest without being crass or sleazy, at least I hope that's how it's interpreted

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Well, in his defense, I can certainly see the appeal of having you straddled across my face

Difference is, I know to keep such fantasies where they belong and not make someone feel uncomfortable in a situation that is already delicate to say the least.

When a lady asks me what I'm thinking in those situations, I usually reply with something like -
"Sorry, just thinking naughty thoughts."
It's honest without being crass or sleazy, at least I hope that's how it's interpreted

NAH, they can tell by looking in your eyes what you are thinking, you dirty man you

 

[nextplease69]

NAH, they can tell by looking in your eyes what you are thinking, you dirty man you

Yeah....probably right.

 

[Happy2]

Our two resident dirty Not so old men
Cruiser and nextplease69 ?

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Our two resident dirty Not so old men
Cruiser and nextplease69 ?
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My balls are not that big H2 and I would not be pulling the tops face like that either

 

[nextplease69]

Wow, hahaha, time limits up for a pithy response....I got nothing.

 

[Pandar. B. Ear]

Don't worry Bree, I would never ask you to sit on my face...oh wait...maybe... ok yes. Yes I would

 

[Bree]

Okay Bree, I have a few questions for you.
Why could you not accommodate the client in his car, after all it was a mini minor

Nothing to say on that point

I thought you would be able to massage something whilst sitting on his face, you are a woman and women can do more than one thing at a time

Haha Cruiser! Always on hand with witty anecdotes!

All fair points my friend.... Clearly I'm being unreasonable! Better have a word with myself....
X x

 

[Bree]

Well, in his defense, I can certainly see the appeal of having you straddled across my face

Difference is, I know to keep such fantasies where they belong and not make someone feel uncomfortable in a situation that is already delicate to say the least.

When a lady asks me what I'm thinking in those situations, I usually reply with something like -
"Sorry, just thinking naughty thoughts."
It's honest without being crass or sleazy, at least I hope that's how it's interpreted

Haha! I'm not easily offended and honestly don't mind being asked whether I do extras etc (there's no harm in asking, and how would the gent know otherwise? As long as it's accepted when I say sorry, not your girl for that.). The request to sit on the lad's face was actually by text, out of the blue, from one of the gentlest, mousey gents you could meet, so I was a bit taken by surprise,that's all.

It's fine to have naughty thoughts hey. After all we're doing our best to turn you on,so it would be a bit of a fail on our behalf if you were thinking about what to make for your tea etc! It sounds like you've got it bang on though with your response ("just naughty thoughts") - honest yet gentlemenly. we know men tend to be horny beasts - that's why you come to see us! And it's all cool - terrific,in fact, if you're enjoying what we do! Just be a gentleman (which I know you are), and you'll get a far more relaxed girl willing to go the extra mile to please you.

Thanks for the responses.
Xx

 

[Bree]

Don't worry Bree, I would never ask you to sit on my face...oh wait...maybe... ok yes. Yes I would

Never any harm in asking sweetheart, and I know you'd accept no, sorry. x x