Inventions we should have but will never be

[Happy2]

What inventions do we need Make our life so much better

How about for the ladies
A vibrator that can tell how many Thrusts (For want of a better word) till orgasm
So if Hubby or partner has, shall we say a short attention span You can look at the read out after 5mins of play on yourself " 10 thrusts to go"
"Jump on honey We can do this "

So what inventions do we need
I'm sure there are some inventive people out there

 

[Happy2]

A self polishing fighting hook for HP
Or a hook that picks up tumblers full o Rum

 

[homer]

H2, how about that vibrator of yours cums with a temperature sensor, can dicktates the temperature of the room it was in, and at the same time double as a bluetooth speaker when your phone rings. If you tag it onto your arm it can count the amount calories you burnt, and count the number of steps you taken, walking around.

We so need that hoverboard to go on sale now....come on 2015.

How about a mobile app that answers your phone for ya and speak your mind for ya...

Or a chair that tells sniffers to go sniff themselves?

Super hot female yoga pants that zaps the crap out of potential perverts and assholes.

Super pair of hot glasses that turns super geek into super hunk...

 

[Farm Boy 2]

 

[Farm Boy 2]

 

[Farm Boy 2]

 

[Farm Boy 2]

 

[Happy2]

Maybe an app that can tell you if your car is a He or a She

I mean our great friend on here Rochelle insists her Bugz is a She
But it has broken down and is costing her a fortune Surely she can see its a He !!

I still remember the old adage
If it has wheels or testicles It is going to cause women trouble

 

[Dallas]

How about the iVibrator. You slide it in, and it's built in GPS with the iGasm app automatically finds your G spot while playing your insides your favourite music, and sends you a text when you're done! It also keeps stats of your orgasms and allows you to post them on your website and compare them to your friends

 

[Rochelle]

Maybe an app that can tell you if your car is a He or a She

I mean our great friend on here Rochelle insists her Bugz is a She
But it has broken down and is costing her a fortune Surely she can see its a He !!

I still remember the old adage
If it has wheels or testicles It is going to cause women trouble

Hang on hang on there H2..............have to set the record straight.......in the big scheme of the universe bugzie only wanted my attention hence she decided on a nervous break down to get it.......now that is rather female....wouldn't you agree??????

 

[Happy2]

Hang on hang on there H2..............have to set the record straight.......in the big scheme of the universe bugzie only wanted my attention hence she decided on a nervous break down to get it.......now that is rather female....wouldn't you agree??????

He had a minor cold because it was raining and would not start
Sounds like a German cars version of the Man Flu to me

 

[Stan_the_Man]

We so need that hoverboard to go on sale now....come on 2015.

Maybe later this year? It's soooooo close.

Back to the Future might finally deliver on it's promise...

 

[Farm Boy 2]

 

[chibi]

 

[Sexty8]

with these 3D printers you will soon be abke to print yourself anything you want...

 

[Rochelle]

He had a minor cold because it was raining and would not start
Sounds like a German cars version of the Man Flu to me

............might be the case for a Mercedes or a BMW but not for a beetle...........sorry Dr.H2 you are wrong.......SHE just had her time of the month.......

 

[Alan Driver VIP Perth]

All the great inventions were accidents. Wheel, penicillin, masturbation