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Perth boy

So I am thinking of doing some internet dating and need help with my profile. I like to be honest and to the point but how far do I go.

A few examples.

I am a self-employed Australian guy that is 45 years young. I like the simple life and sometimes go out. I like to keep fit and go to the gym a few times a week but I am not a buffed gym junky. , I love to travel , love family life and kids, I work hard, and have a great life but I am missing a special lady. I love adventure and having a laugh . I am very affectionate and a romantic person and need a life partner that is the same. I am very open minded. I am a gentleman that will treat my lady with respect and care for her for the rest of our life together.

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I am a Australian guy in my 40's. I am very fit and free of STD's I am into partner swapping, MMF, FFM, Moresomes and BDSM once in a while. I will try anything in the bedroom as long as its not animals or kids. I am looking four that special lady that in our day to day life I will treat like a queen and love you more than anyone has before. I will treat you with respect and let you do what ever you what, but as the night comes and behind closed doors you need to be like me. You also need to be comfortable with having a open relationship.

Any help would be great.
 
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'I am a Australian guy in my 40's. I am fit, healthy, entertaining, cultured and certainly good looking ;)
I am into partner swapping, MMF, FFM, Moresomes and BDSM once in a while. I am adventurous in the bed room and know how to treat a lady. I am keen to push limits and discover -so far- unknown delights in and outside the bedroom.

I am looking for the special lady that in our day to day life I will treat like a queen.
I am looking for the special lady who shares excitement and adventure in the bedroom but also likes to share dinners and social events.
I am looking for the open minded sexy lady who doesn't mind an open relation ship and who is able to communicate her desires.'

.......just an idea.........I wouldn't put in the 'love bit' ("and love you more than anyone has before")..............and I certainly wouldn't put in the 'rest of our life' bit..........can imagine that it might scare a few woman..........it definitely would scare me.
Good luck. ;)

R.xxxxxxx


 
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Hey Perth Boy.. Love it.. lol

The first profile is usually on the money for a dating website profile but the total opposite when you get to meet that person. Maybe it’s because we are writing what we want the person reading to think about us

I think the second one sounds much better because it’s straight up and honest. I don’t know all the abbreviated terms your using but I get a sense that you’re not saying you’re not a loving, supportive kind of guy. You just love differently and you’re not afraid to explore what you can achieve together in a relationship.

Good luck with it xo
 
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OOOOOO...... babe too much info. I personally think you should keep your sexual exploits private and share when you meet the lady you want to share it with.
The internet is not a safe place to share that kind of information and it can be used by people against you xxx
 
Bambi

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short and sweet is the best for dating site, but that second ones a bit weird unless your on a fetish dating site?
 
Anastacia

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"40-year-old male, low miles, only one previous owner, seeking vintage sports car, only ridden hard on weekends" or "luxury sedan with room for 2 car seats." “I can’t wate to eat ur puzzy” and for f#ck’s sake, ever browser out there automatically highlights misspelled words!
Cheers!:love3:
 
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Perth boy

Armada said:
"40-year-old male, low miles, only one previous owner, seeking vintage sports car, only ridden hard on weekends" or "luxury sedan with room for 2 car seats." “I can’t wate to eat ur puzzy” and for f#ck’s sake, ever browser out there automatically highlights misspelled words!
Cheers!:love3:
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Haha ok that's the one. Thanks.
 
svengali

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Yep, first one is the best. Sexual history and preferences only matters in the later stages of the relationship, if one even develops. For now you are looking for a "first date" which will usually decide whether or not there will be a second and only after the third or fourth should you be getting down to the nitty gritty.

Keep it honest, keep it simple and keep your guard up.
 
Dallas

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I think the first one is the best if you are after someone who you want a genuine relationship with. The second one is if you're advertising your services on cracker :) ... good luck by the way, hope it goes well, I've always wondered about internet dating sites but so far have stuck to speed dating in the Langtrees lounge ;-))
 
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colzilla

Why bother Mr PB?. You can get enough loving from a w/l... Either way you are going to be paying.
 
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Al Swearengen

Honestly, I've found that you can say whatever the hell you like in your profile. Its the pics they look at.
Hell, I might throw your 2nd paragraph in for the hell of it & see what comes up!
 
homer

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I reckon, "Newly single male executive in his prime, low in maintenance, high in potential energy. Enjoy buffing up that 6 packs by regular visits to the gym. I go one better in push up, one stick no hands.<== this part can be edited out if you like...lol. I have a great sense of humour and love to share laughters with that special someone. If you think Dumb and Dumber is funny, you ain't see nothing yet. At the same time, I can be ultra romantic and affectionate. I love strolling on the beach at sunset with the special lady hand in hand, wind blowing through her hair, 2 faces come together and me whispering sweet nothing in her ear. Favorite holiday destination Bang town aka Bangkok. So lets bang the town red together."
 
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homer said:
I reckon, "Newly single male executive in his prime, low in maintenance, high in potential energy. Enjoy buffing up that 6 packs by regular visits to the gym. I go one better in push up, one stick no hands.<== this part can be edited out if you like...lol. I have a great sense of humour and love to share laughters with that special someone. If you think Dumb and Dumber is funny, you ain't see nothing yet. At the same time, I can be ultra romantic and affectionate. I love strolling on the beach at sunset with the special lady hand in hand, wind blowing through her hair, 2 faces come together and me whispering sweet nothing in her ear. Favorite holiday destination Bang town aka Bangkok. So lets bang the town red together."
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homer

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happypirate said:
Ahoy;- Bro Homer;----Ohhhhh WoW, after reading your stuff, I now realise why I always failed;----Man U R really good
Its tough been a Pirate
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Ahoy there Matey Piratey...i can be hired as a useful pen for a small fee...lol...

For you my friend, "Happy go lucky Pirate in need of his 2nd in command, female pirate/s preferred, to assist with daily running of "The Queen Anne's Revenge". For the lucky lady I present her with my Golden Sextant. Aye, Queen Anne's Revenge ain't for the faint hearted but she's a beauty arggh. One golden rule while on board, no "Bilge-sucking". Offender shall walk the plank. Come on board lass, lets rock the Revenge side to side and bobs it up and down. Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen we shall!"

In Captain Blackbeard's own words, "Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!
 
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wr3xr

Young 45 yo professional who worked out that toiling 18hr days is for keeping up with the Jones and is futile. Happiness is living life, actually being happy each day and not waiting till you are 65 to retire and live life. I really prefer to be just an average Aussie guy these days. My happiness comes from hanging out with positive and happy people.

I'm really good with my hands, 'can fix anything' type of guy, I go to the gym, lift heavy stuff each morning. I love a beer with friends and i love to be around people who are happy.

Keep it simple but enough that people want to be around you.


AMM and rsvp. Dont use your real number / email for AMM. Easy roots but crazy girls
 
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Perth boy

homer said:
I reckon, "Newly single male executive in his prime, low in maintenance, high in potential energy. Enjoy buffing up that 6 packs by regular visits to the gym. I go one better in push up, one stick no hands.<== this part can be edited out if you like...lol. I have a great sense of humour and love to share laughters with that special someone. If you think Dumb and Dumber is funny, you ain't see nothing yet. At the same time, I can be ultra romantic and affectionate. I love strolling on the beach at sunset with the special lady hand in hand, wind blowing through her hair, 2 faces come together and me whispering sweet nothing in her ear. Favorite holiday destination Bang town aka Bangkok. So lets bang the town red together."
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I get the feeling this was yours Homer?
 
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LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.
 
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Dallas said:
I think the first one is the best if you are after someone who you want a genuine relationship with. The second one is if you're advertising your services on cracker :) ... good luck by the way, hope it goes well, I've always wondered about internet dating sites but so far have stuck to speed dating in the Langtrees lounge ;-))
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Dallas, its because you cut the crap out of dating scene...-))) It's harder, but some people say its worth it...
Otherwise, as my friend say, man who think he is a playboy in brothel it's a scuba diver in a bath tub. View attachment 13421
 
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colzilla said:
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.
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Aha! That's great. I'll remember the name to peruse later.
 
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