No-clothes duty in = the nudist colony.
Striptease = Trite. Passe.
A wet dream = made ...water?
Morning wood = In wrong mood?
Foot fetish = Shoe oft fit.
The cure for impotence = Perfect outcome in her.
Topless bars = bra-less stop
Colon therapy session = Hose loosens tiny crap.
Succumbing to temptation = Tobacco, smut, gun, pint,... time!
Erotic massage = Orgasmic tease.
Human reproduction = Cum, parenthood, ruin.
Escort service, = or secret vices
Exotic dancers = can excite rods.
Exotic dancers = do sex act nicer.
Make-out session = Misuse seat/nook.
"Do anagram-hunters have a sex-life ???" = Loving fans - a harem - are exhausted!
Breast augmentation = One mutates. Giant bra!
Happy Valentine's Day = Display panty heaven!
"I don't use prophylactic devices!" = Er, invite child custody case, Pop.
Freshman promiscuity = Infamous! Sperm cry 'Hit!'
Chemical castration = Technical aim: scrota