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If our two legendary sword wielding members were to draw their blades to do battle for the favours of a lady it might go like this.
If Sir Cruiser and Yoda were to meet on the field
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Nomansland
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After the events depicted above they were arrested for
Wait for it
Cock fighting
I hope this provides the forum members with the mental image to accompany Yoda's poetic reviews
Wait for it
Cock fighting
I hope this provides the forum members with the mental image to accompany Yoda's poetic reviews
Sir Cruiser
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Very funny, but i think yoda and i could do a lot better lol
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Can I sell the tickets?
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My money is on Sir Cruiser due to his vast experience. He unsheathes his weapon for the ladies at every opportunity and some say he always has his hand on it so its ready for action in an instant.
The only successful green member is not Yoda but Scott Ludlam as he is the biggest dick in the Senate.
The only successful green member is not Yoda but Scott Ludlam as he is the biggest dick in the Senate.
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I can understand your views of Scott. As a green he would have a hard on for smog monsters and being screwed by the biggest dick in the Senate would ruin your day.
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Love it guys, thanks
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Lol.... that's great.
That's from an old movie called skin deep right?
That's from an old movie called skin deep right?
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Fancy a sword fight yoda?
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I'm a lover not a fighter...... I much rather play hide the light saber with a pretty lady than clash it against steel.
Ask Lord Spikey.......he might let you touch his Katana
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I am relieved you included "with a pretty lady" lolI'm a lover not a fighter...... I much rather play hide the light saber with a pretty lady than clash it against steel.
Ask Lord Spikey.......he might let you touch his Katana
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Yes sadly the actor John Ritter who played the main character has passed away.
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My Katana must always taste blood if unsheathed... Wait.. What am I saying?
I think John Ritter also played Robin in the American version of Robin's Nest. Nothing like the original British version. Just like The Office. The American version is embarrassing.
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Amanda Secrets
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Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but since Yoda is green, Im sure there was photographic evidence that SC was blue!?? but then maybe it was just cold when the photo was taken !!
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Where's the photo luv to c it
Sir Cruiser
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Now Amanda, you know it was blue, you took the photo lol
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I was actually looking for the original post with the pic, but seems to have disappeared or my search function is on the blink lol
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Mayb the photo's too revealing
Sir Cruiser
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No it is there but i will pm Amanda so she can find it
Amanda Secrets
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Nah just big ears lol!!! hahaha
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I have the evidence so you may all judge for yourselves lol
Nomansland
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Is there evidence that Yodas is green? We shouldn't just assume.
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In him, green, strong is
Nomansland
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He's not Scott Ludlum's secret identity is he?
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THEY SAY THE WORD IS MORE POWERFUL THAT THE SWORD
WOULD A GREEN YODA BEAT A ARMOUR CLAD LORD
WOULD MIGHT DEFEAT A MAN OF THOUGHT
OR COULD A FIST BRING A YODA TO NOUGHT
CAN THE METAPHORIC RAPIER OF A MAN OF MODERATION
DEFEAT THE KNIGHT OF BOLD IN THIS ALTERCATION
CAN THIS CLASH OF TITANS OF MIGHT AND MUSE
BE WELL MATCHED PARING - OH WHO WOULD LOSE?
IT SEEMS THE ELEPHANT MAY HAVE HIS MIGHT
BUT WOULD THE MIND (OF YODA) WIN THIS FIGHT
THE PEN HAVING WRIT MOVES ON THEY SAY
SO WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHO WINS THIS WAY
A KNIGHT OF IRON NO MATTER HIS WONT
WILL NEER CONFRONT THE ORACLES FONT
AND SO WE SPECULATE ON THIS DUEL
ME THINKS TIS US THAT TIS THE FOOL!!
WOULD A GREEN YODA BEAT A ARMOUR CLAD LORD
WOULD MIGHT DEFEAT A MAN OF THOUGHT
OR COULD A FIST BRING A YODA TO NOUGHT
CAN THE METAPHORIC RAPIER OF A MAN OF MODERATION
DEFEAT THE KNIGHT OF BOLD IN THIS ALTERCATION
CAN THIS CLASH OF TITANS OF MIGHT AND MUSE
BE WELL MATCHED PARING - OH WHO WOULD LOSE?
IT SEEMS THE ELEPHANT MAY HAVE HIS MIGHT
BUT WOULD THE MIND (OF YODA) WIN THIS FIGHT
THE PEN HAVING WRIT MOVES ON THEY SAY
SO WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHO WINS THIS WAY
A KNIGHT OF IRON NO MATTER HIS WONT
WILL NEER CONFRONT THE ORACLES FONT
AND SO WE SPECULATE ON THIS DUEL
ME THINKS TIS US THAT TIS THE FOOL!!
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Brilliant Amanda, well written indeed
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