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Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips?

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN
LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.



THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.


YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU....​
 
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Very Droll Claire very droll
And no I did not see it coming

But then I have been told I close my I when I am cumming
 
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A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" demands the surprised husband. "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!"

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags. "What do you think you are doing?" she screamed.

"I'm going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you're going to live on $1000 a year!"
 
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happypirate said:
A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" demands the surprised husband. "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!"

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags. "What do you think you are doing?" she screamed.

"I'm going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you're going to live on $1000 a year!"
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Like this :laughing4 so much lol
 
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A catholic priest, a methodist preacher and a rabbi are discussing how they divide their collection money. The priest says, ‘I draw a line down the centre of the room and throw the money up in the air. Whatever lands on the left is God’s, whatever lands on the right is mine.’ The preacher says, ‘I draw a circle in the middle of the room. Whatever lands in the circle is mine and the rest belongs to God.’ The rabbi says, ‘I take the money, throw it up in the air, and ask God to take what he wants. Whatever comes back down is mine.’
 
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Like Ally G once asked a Catholic priest - it went something like this:

AG: Why do so many nuns work as strippers? Don't you give them enough money?
CP: Where? Have you got any evidence?
AG: I went to a few bachelor parties and a nun always gets up on the table and strips!
CP: Oh so from many nuns we've gone to a few nuns. Do you have ANY evidence?
AG: Oh aye! I've even got a videotape. It's called Sister Fister!
 
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