I miss Shakespeare :-(

[Dakota Cameron]

Haha

 

[Happy2]

Very good Dakota
I love it Especially Canker Blossom That is one I feel I can use my self
As a non swearing member of society I love the whole list

 

[Nomansland]

Thou lumpish doghearted foot-licker is so much more elegant than fuckface

To get a random Shakespearean insult
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

 

[XLNC]

Very good Dakota
I love it Especially Canker Blossom That is one I feel I can use my self
As a non swearing member of society I love the whole list

Me too, thou yeasty pox-marked codpiece.

 

[Happy2]

Me too, thou yeasty pox-marked codpiece.

That's a tad harsh Your XLNC
You surly sheep-biting maggot- pie

 

[XLNC]

That's a tad harsh Your XLNC
You surly sheep-biting maggot- pie

Surely you mean thou surly sheep-biting maggot-pie, thou errant sheep-biting minnow.

Oh, dearest Dakota, you sure have opened Pandora's box. Seems you are a lesbian.

 

[Happy2]

Surely you mean thou surly sheep-biting maggot-pie, thou errant sheep-biting minnow.

Oh, dearest Dakota, you sure have opened Pandora's box. Seems you are a lesbian.

You have to prove to His XLNC and I that you are a Lesbian Dakota
Write us a sentence in Greek

 

[XLNC]

She opened Pandora's box and I'm pretty sure Ms P was gay.

 

[Happy2]

She opened Pandora's box and I'm pretty sure Ms P was gay.

Or at least merry and happy even if a tad over curious

 

[Phoebe]

Those insults are pretty lame... really .... come on...

 

[XLNC]

What insults?

 

[Happy2]

What insults?

I think you meant
What insults thou beslobbering urchin besnouted bum-bailey ?

 

[Phoebe]

There you go XLNC...

 

[Amanda Secrets]

The scottish are pretty good at insults too - and totally unintelligible to 99% of the populous ( mind you so is their every day attempts at speech lol) Not nearly so eloquent as Shakespeare - tho lets face it who is?!!

• Aff pitten" - evasive.
• "Clarty" or "dilly-daw" or "draigled" all mean a dirty or untidy person. "Mrs McClarty" is a slovenly housewife.
• "Glaikit" - stupid, silly or thoughtless. It is thought to derive from an old Scots word "glaiks" which meant tricks or deception.
• "Haiver" or "Haver" - dawdle and potter about. "Dinna haiver man" is said to someone who is talking rubbish (in the view of the listener, at least). "Don't give me your havers" is an alternative way of expressing this.
• "Hither and yon" - untidy and careless.
• "Horn idle" - nothing to do and completely unemployed.
• "Midden" - dirty and slovenly. The same word is used for the communal refuse storage area, prior to collection (by the "scaffie").

My personal fav tho is:

G'wa' ya gype, Yiv a face like a skelpit erse! - Go away you silly person! You have a face like a smacked arse

 

[Phoebe]

How can you take a nationality serious even with insults when they are standing there in kilts.. come on....

 

[Phoebe]

The Irish are notorious for sharp tongues. Here are ten of the best insults they can offer you.


1. You're as thick as manure but only half as useful.

2. A face that would drive rats from a barn.

3. If work was bed, you'd sleep on the floor.

4. I never forget an Irish face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

5. May you melt off the earth like snow off the ditch.

6. May your pipe never smoke, may your teapot be broke.

7. May your spade never dig, may your sow never pig.


8. May the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat.

9. When you were born you were so ugly the nurse slapped your mother.

10. You're as sharp as a beachball.

 

[Nomansland]

How can you take a nationality serious even with insults when they are standing there in kilts.. come on....

Depends on the tilt

 

[Nomansland]

You have to prove to His XLNC and I that you are a Lesbian Dakota
Write us a sentence in Greek

The Benefits of your classical education Happy2?

 

[Happy2]

How can you take a nationality serious even with insults when they are standing there in kilts.. come on....

Men in dresses can be intimidating Phoebe

And you scare me a bit to