I may need some consoling

[Jaz]

So it's not looking good for us kiwis in the cricket... Someone's going to have to make me feel better if we lose...

 

[Jaz]

 

[tintbra]

Where is that so called knight in shining armour??????

 

[Happy2]

Just think of Just think of the Rugby world cup
The rugby league world cup
And Wellington are heading the Soccer table to I believe

Your doing OK

 

[Jaz]

http://m.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/c...st-dont-want-them-to-win-20150327-1m8zdm.html

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Where is that so called knight in shining armour??????

I am here, in the background, always for Jaz

 

[Happy2]

I love the banter, rivalry between New Zealand and Australia
I remember meeting a Kiwi in a bar on holidays We were shiacking each other mercilessly and having ball
An American joined us and wondered why our countries hated each other so much

He was even more surprised when we started laughing and patting each other on the back

It really is a special relationship

 

[tintbra]

I am here, in the background, always for Jaz

Ha ha. I was sure you would be there for Jaz faster than Flash himself. For a moment I thought maybe your horse might have been at the shop getting a service!!

 

[Amanda Secrets]

Ha ha. I was sure you would be there for Jaz faster than Flash himself. For a moment I thought maybe your horse might have been at the shop getting a service!!

Its getting new tread on its feet lol

 

[Jaz]

This isn't cool, I have enough beer for an 8 hour game!

 

[tintbra]

So it's not looking good for us kiwis in the cricket... Someone's going to have to make me feel better if we lose...

151/6. Sorry Jaz it is not looking good. Sir can you please give Jaz an extra hug please.

 

[Stan_the_Man]

Where's there the bespectacled Vettori, there's hope....

 

[Sir Cruiser]

This isn't cool, I have enough beer for an 8 hour game!

i love beer DUH and Vodka lol

151/6. Sorry Jaz it is not looking good. Sir can you please give Jaz an extra hug please.

no matter how far away we are, Jaz will always have a hug from me and i know she feels it too lol

 

[Stan_the_Man]

Highlight of the match so far - Shane Watson getting booed by both the NZ AND Australian fans when he came on to bowl.

He could save 20 children from a burning orphanage and he'd still get booed.

 

[XLNC]

I love the banter, rivalry between New Zealand and Australia
I remember meeting a Kiwi in a bar on holidays We were shiacking each other mercilessly and having ball
An American joined us and wondered why our countries hated each other so much

He was even more surprised when we started laughing and patting each other on the back

It really is a special relationship

A bit like us, eh bro? I mean, you mean old cunt.

 

[Happy2]

A bit like us, eh bro? I mean, you mean old cunt.

I just don't know what to say How dare you use such language on me!
I am middle aged Thank you Very Much

 

[Sir Cruiser]

I just don't know what to say How dare you use such language on me!
I am middle aged Thank you Very Much

You are so polite in your gratitude h2 but do remember it is Jaz that needs consoling

 

[Happy2]

jazz has you So my efforts are just Hollow words
I was just being polite
Something our inbred Blue blood knows little about

 

[Sir Cruiser]

jazz has you So my efforts are just Hollow words
I was just being polite
Something our inbred Blue blood knows little about

Okay lol

 

[Stan_the_Man]

Where's there the bespectacled Vettori, there's hope....

 

[bepp]

Cmon Cruise forget bout that booking u got with Nancy T/S. Go back to jaz she wants u

 

[XLNC]

jazz has you So my efforts are just Hollow words
I was just being polite
Something our inbred Blue blood knows little about

I suspect Sir Cruiser was gently chiding you for hijacking (yet again ) his fair maiden's thread.

On that, this match is far from done. It ain't over until Dame Kiri Te Kanawa sings. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Rumour has it that Brendon McCullum will invoke the memory of the 1981 incident and order his bowlers to go 'underurm' in revenge. Those Kiwis know how to hold on to a grudge and serve it up cold, very cold.

Of course, underarm bowling was outlawed after that episode, so they're pretty much stuffed now. Hope that helped.

 

[Jaz]

Whoever sees me for a massage on Tuesday: I apologise for my bitten nails!

 

[Jaz]

Where's there the bespectacled Vettori, there's hope....

That's what I thought!

 

[Happy2]

So what if the kiwis win or lose the tournament
10% of the visiting Kiwi's will "forget" to go home and stay on for a better life So many Kiwis will be winners after this match

 

[XLNC]

Please, h2, no racist stereotypes on his forum, thank you.

 

[bepp]

Run out!!!!! All out What a great effort

 

[Jaz]

One of my watching mates has attempted to placate me with "maybe it's a bowler's pitch".... He's Australian

 

[bepp]

Whoever sees me for a massage on Tuesday: I apologise for my bitten nails!

Since you cant rely on those Cruisers i'll be there to comfort you Jaz

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Mr XLNC..............I would watch your language................no bad description words OK
I assume we both understand each other
Now play nice....everyone............You too H2

Please, h2, no racist stereotypes on his forum, thank you.