bushseeker
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After meeting Yoda he encoaraged me to share some tips. well here they are
Firstly let me get this out of the way for what its worth - knobs and idiots please stop reading now ...
the more of you guys on locanto the less chance anyone has - id like to believe TS is attracts a better class but ..... it is the internet
Now if your idea of seeing a lady is all about what can she do for you, how good is her massage, will she do anal or golden showrs or rim - then this post is not for you
also if your looking to meet immaculate 22yo goddesses- this post is not for you
OK with any luck i havnt just eliminated 75% of the readers
Now these are my tactics there not set in stone and there are exceptions
.
- Know what you want to achieve and for how much and for how long
In my case Im looking to meet up, maybe a drink or 2 . Now i love the feel and taste of a women. so i start with my best effort at a full body oil massage before slowly working into going down. after which we have sex usually twice sometimes 3 times (hence the viagras)
this generally takes between 1.5 to 2 hours for which the going rate is around $200 maybe more for a stunner but the price isnt usually dependant on looks .
SO
how to find these ladys - well they generally dont advertise - YOU have to put the add in.
a normal add of mine will say that im respectfull, clean maybe say freshly showered. i will try and use my best grammer and spelling.
here is some real examples of what not to put in and add
Seeking females that are in to wet sex goldern showers to piss sex fun.can host live near beach.if your a adventure s kinky minded lady only
No private number please txt 040 569 3121
Older or youger ladys.
Cheers
just comes accross as a tryhard - cant spell even. also Locanto is full of idiots whose adds seem to be more interested in telling the world they have a massive 10 inch donger and how fit they are and how they will please a lady like shes never had it
No one likes a braggart least of all women and especially if its not true they wont be happy so i keep the initial add short and sweet .
Now something you will have to contend with is alot of other adds so i dont just put one add in as it will very soon work down the page - about every 2 hours if your not getting responses.
OK so thats the add - now which catagory???? - well everyone knows that gets on locanto Perth is full of peanuts with thimble sized brains that cant post in the right section - the amount of guys that post in the W4M section reduces your faith in humanity
Now theres 2 gatagorys casual encounters and personal services
you can put your add in either (in the M4w section) but bare in mind if your offering money or hinting at it in the casual encounters section they will move your add to the other personals but its still worth a go
one more thing about the add - MAKE IT CLEAR YOU SEEK A WOMAN ONLY. Like I said perth is full of dimwits with tiny brains and even though youve posted in the M4W section and even if youve specified women only dimwits will still contact you telling you how big thier cock is .
OK now onto replys to the adds
first thing you have to do is weed out replys from working ladys - there usually easy to spot as they dont ask for your details, they call you hun or babe (makes my skin crawl having a stranger call me that ughhh) and they will give rates.
if the add seems genuine they will often ask you what your after for the $$. This is lady speak for 'fuck i hope your not an anal sex freak or want me to squirt"
So i tell them im looking to help a lady in need of assistance but would also like a mutual good time - im not after a working lady .
i tell them Im after around 1.5-2hr --- Now the first thing they will think is your a sex fiend that wants to hammer them from go to woah for 2 hrs
this is where you tell them the time is to meet with them to make sure everyone is relaxed (some can be VERY nervous) maybe a drink or 2 and if things go well you would like to use alot of that time massaging, pampering and going down on them .
now all of this will take alot of texts - this is a good thing it will weed out hookers that have got past initial screening - they hate text ping pong but a lady will find it esential to get a better feel for you
so TEXT PING PONG IS GOOD (usually)
at some stage they or you will ask to swap pics - another sighn of a non worker.
make sure on your phone where you can quickly access it is a decent pic of you
- Your place of hers? - well ive had both. if shes coming to you ask her how shes getting there - if she has a driver forget it
Ive picked ladys up brought them back, picked them up from train stations - visited them
- MR$$
one of the final texts to them will be to confirm the amount and for how long and what you expect (I appolagise for putting it bluntly but i say i dont want anyone to be disapionted or wrong expectations). at this stage hide your wallet 9if visiting hide it in the car) only have the agreed amount - carry nothing else except car keys
this is for your saftey - if thier visiting hide anything of value and try to keep them in sight as much as possible .
THE MEETING..
try and wear the clothes in your pic or something simular - the bare minimum is very neatly dressed freshly showered shaven brushed hair.
I could keep going but really the rest is up to you - never forget a good massage and tongue skills really will go a very long way.
and afterwards text them to tell them how you appreciated them coming round
ok guys sorry for the writing style - im in a hurry and im not the langtrees reporter of Yoda in the skills department
happy to answer any questions you may have
Firstly let me get this out of the way for what its worth - knobs and idiots please stop reading now ...
the more of you guys on locanto the less chance anyone has - id like to believe TS is attracts a better class but ..... it is the internet
Now if your idea of seeing a lady is all about what can she do for you, how good is her massage, will she do anal or golden showrs or rim - then this post is not for you
also if your looking to meet immaculate 22yo goddesses- this post is not for you
OK with any luck i havnt just eliminated 75% of the readers
Now these are my tactics there not set in stone and there are exceptions
.
- Know what you want to achieve and for how much and for how long
In my case Im looking to meet up, maybe a drink or 2 . Now i love the feel and taste of a women. so i start with my best effort at a full body oil massage before slowly working into going down. after which we have sex usually twice sometimes 3 times (hence the viagras)
this generally takes between 1.5 to 2 hours for which the going rate is around $200 maybe more for a stunner but the price isnt usually dependant on looks .
SO
how to find these ladys - well they generally dont advertise - YOU have to put the add in.
a normal add of mine will say that im respectfull, clean maybe say freshly showered. i will try and use my best grammer and spelling.
here is some real examples of what not to put in and add
Seeking females that are in to wet sex goldern showers to piss sex fun.can host live near beach.if your a adventure s kinky minded lady only
No private number please txt 040 569 3121
Older or youger ladys.
Cheers
just comes accross as a tryhard - cant spell even. also Locanto is full of idiots whose adds seem to be more interested in telling the world they have a massive 10 inch donger and how fit they are and how they will please a lady like shes never had it
No one likes a braggart least of all women and especially if its not true they wont be happy so i keep the initial add short and sweet .
Now something you will have to contend with is alot of other adds so i dont just put one add in as it will very soon work down the page - about every 2 hours if your not getting responses.
OK so thats the add - now which catagory???? - well everyone knows that gets on locanto Perth is full of peanuts with thimble sized brains that cant post in the right section - the amount of guys that post in the W4M section reduces your faith in humanity
Now theres 2 gatagorys casual encounters and personal services
you can put your add in either (in the M4w section) but bare in mind if your offering money or hinting at it in the casual encounters section they will move your add to the other personals but its still worth a go
one more thing about the add - MAKE IT CLEAR YOU SEEK A WOMAN ONLY. Like I said perth is full of dimwits with tiny brains and even though youve posted in the M4W section and even if youve specified women only dimwits will still contact you telling you how big thier cock is .
OK now onto replys to the adds
first thing you have to do is weed out replys from working ladys - there usually easy to spot as they dont ask for your details, they call you hun or babe (makes my skin crawl having a stranger call me that ughhh) and they will give rates.
if the add seems genuine they will often ask you what your after for the $$. This is lady speak for 'fuck i hope your not an anal sex freak or want me to squirt"
So i tell them im looking to help a lady in need of assistance but would also like a mutual good time - im not after a working lady .
i tell them Im after around 1.5-2hr --- Now the first thing they will think is your a sex fiend that wants to hammer them from go to woah for 2 hrs
this is where you tell them the time is to meet with them to make sure everyone is relaxed (some can be VERY nervous) maybe a drink or 2 and if things go well you would like to use alot of that time massaging, pampering and going down on them .
now all of this will take alot of texts - this is a good thing it will weed out hookers that have got past initial screening - they hate text ping pong but a lady will find it esential to get a better feel for you
so TEXT PING PONG IS GOOD (usually)
at some stage they or you will ask to swap pics - another sighn of a non worker.
make sure on your phone where you can quickly access it is a decent pic of you
- Your place of hers? - well ive had both. if shes coming to you ask her how shes getting there - if she has a driver forget it
Ive picked ladys up brought them back, picked them up from train stations - visited them
- MR$$
one of the final texts to them will be to confirm the amount and for how long and what you expect (I appolagise for putting it bluntly but i say i dont want anyone to be disapionted or wrong expectations). at this stage hide your wallet 9if visiting hide it in the car) only have the agreed amount - carry nothing else except car keys
this is for your saftey - if thier visiting hide anything of value and try to keep them in sight as much as possible .
THE MEETING..
try and wear the clothes in your pic or something simular - the bare minimum is very neatly dressed freshly showered shaven brushed hair.
I could keep going but really the rest is up to you - never forget a good massage and tongue skills really will go a very long way.
and afterwards text them to tell them how you appreciated them coming round
ok guys sorry for the writing style - im in a hurry and im not the langtrees reporter of Yoda in the skills department
happy to answer any questions you may have
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