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How to make some one cum when he is too drunk

bushseeker

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yea can be guilty of thinking at the end of a big night seeing a lady might be a good idea....
rarely is ...
 
svengali

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Yep, idiots who don't know when they have had enough are the cause of a lot of grief.

Why not do what the porn industry does when things don't pan out?

Keep a bottle of salad dressing handy. Work him hard by hand then distract him momentarily and squirt a dollop into your hand. Exclaim "Wow!!! look all at those babies" and bundle him out the door.
 
Dallas

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I learned when I was in my early 20's that alcohol and me in the presence of ladies just don't mix. For those that haven't worked this out I'm not sure there is much you can do... other than tell them to cum back when they are sober ;)
 
Spocky57

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much agree with the above. I thought it was all about pleasure but i guess they are probably in a state that there is little pleasures
 
raider

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Their loss if they can't hold their liquor and can't get it up. Agree with most that has been said on here.
 
Whiskyman

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Reeva Sanjiv said:
I am asking this because I had 2 men too drunk last night
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It's a judgement call, I reckon. On the plus side, after a few drinks, us men loss our inhibitions and are more readily to part with our money for a quick shag which is good business for the industry. However you can warn them at the beginning that if they don't come within the allocated time, it's not your problem.

Alternatively you should be able to refuse to see them.
 
Sophie Lee

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OHHH how frustrating & painful. I've had drunk Irish guys want a finger up the arse (condom on it & lube), coz they know sex ain't gonna get them to cum. I did it for free, coz it was easy & easy because they didnt even have to touch me. They come quicker that way & the booking ends quicker coz they're not frustred and taking up more time jerking off in the shower coz even they can't make em selves cum. But yer they know theyre drunk so tell them straight out, they probs dont even know whats going on but making you work hard.
 
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Depends how drunk they are? If they are spasticated just tell them they already came lol

Just Joking!

But it really does depend how drunk they are. Otherwise if really drunk I would recommend some water and an extension.
 
happytimes

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On the note of not being totally blind, You book a Lady for 3hrs, her knowing you have been drinking, should a Lady take the booking knowing that it is highly likely they could be in for 3hrs of non stop sex?? I know everyone is different but in this case most guys will do just that,( well the guys i know anyhow) I know i have been in this situation and it's been fine but also some Ladies will take the money and it isn't fine, like when are you going to cum? (Which just kills the situation, right there) Guess luckily i have been with the right Ladies 95% of the time, the other 5% i have actually told to go, Be interesting to read comments by both parties..
 
Mrs Langtrees

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I don't believe it is a workings lady's job to make a guest cum. Its her job to try but we as individuals are all responsible for our own orgasms.
 
Ozrock

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Tania said:
Depends how drunk they are? If they are spasticated just tell them they already came lol

Just Joking!

But it really does depend how drunk they are. Otherwise if really drunk I would recommend some water and an extension.
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Good idea to give them water and extend! Then sing them a lullaby until they fall asleep and tell them when they wake up that you were glad they extended for 4 hours and that they gave you multiple orgasms :)
The fact they can't remember it all is their problem :D
 
happytimes

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Mary-Anne K said:
I don't believe it is a workings lady's job to make a guest cum. Its her job to try but we as individuals are all responsible for our own orgasms.
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Had plenty with WL's that you do know and i haven't cum, but the sex was great, sometimes it can be the other way that gets you off, that didn't answer the question anyhow..
 
Ozrock

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Reeva Sanjiv said:
I am asking this because I had 2 men too drunk last night
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Alcohol can reduce inhibitions and lead to increased sexual behavior. However, if consumed in large enough amounts alcohol increases the difficulty to orgasm. Indeed the higher the blood alcohol level the greater the decrease in masturbation effectiveness or ability to cum! Acute and chronic alcohol consumption has also been shown in some studies to reduce testosterone levels. Interestingly, in those that suffer from premature ejaculation, alcohol can prolong things :) However, there are other treatments for that condition!

At least you can now explain to the clients why they can't cum and that it is not your fault! However, as Mary-Anne indicated it is not your job to make the client cum.

From a practical point of view masturbate him longer to avoid having to have sex for too long! That is if he is still able to be aroused and get an erection. Some can't even manage that if they have consumed too much!
 
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