So one night this Australian businessman hires a Japanese escort at Langtrees. The go upstairs to do the deed and while he's doing it, the Japanese escort, who can't speak English, keeps saying "Shimano, shimano". The businessman knows he's doing a great job if she's shouting in ecstacy like that and continues 'til the end. Yes to the last cries of "Shimano, shimano"!
Two days later the same Australian businessman is with a Japanese-Australian business colleague and his Japanese caddy and they're on the golf course. The game comes down to a crucial putt. The Japanese man sinks the putt.
The caddy shouts out; "Shimano". The Japanese-Australian guy gets really furious and shouts at the caddy; "What do you mean, wrong hole!!!!"
