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How long???

billybones

billybones

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How long does it take you? I think for me,it`s about one hour each morning. By the time I wake up and then hop into the shower, give myself a good rub down with some soap, brush my teeth and maybe have a shower,get dressed and eat some breakfast about 1 1/2 hours has passed before I leave for work.
That`s 1 and 1/2 hours...

Lucky I`m male and don`t need to use the hair curler or apply any other kind of make up before heading into the office, it would probably take forever.

How long does it take you to get ready for work???
 
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colzilla

I don't work so whenever I feel like getting up.

When I did work probably 30 minutes for the 3 S's and then ready for the coal face aka slavery... Never again though. The power$ that be can stick their working for a living up their nasty poopchute hole.
 
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wr3xr

This morning was pretty typical.

5.40am. Wake up
5.50am. Arrive at gym
7am. Arrive back home.
7.-7.30am. Breakfast, shower, check out the news sites.
8am. Slavery
 
homer

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Alarm goes off at 6am
crawls outta bed at 6:30am
jump into shower, meet miss palmer and her friends
7:30am grooming, pat myself down, apply some eau de toilette, shaving balm.
7:31am brekky
8:00am outta the door join the rat race and traffic jammy.
 
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colzilla

We all punt and we all think working is slavery so does that mean a punter is smart than your average 9 til 5'er?
 
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colzilla

It's funny when your work colleagues find out you're a single guy banging hooker$ and they with wife and 2.3 kids get all jealous and envious.
 
HappyPirate

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Ahoy, now that a wired observation, you would think they are the happy ones???? Job, money, wifey, kids, household, routines Hmmmm, some people really do not realise the treasures they have
colzilla said:
It's funny when your work colleagues find out you're a single guy banging hooker$ and they with wife and 2.3 kids get all jealous and envious.
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colzilla

I only have what I have because I'm single and have punted.

The wife and the 2.3 kids, mortgage for the home with the white picket fence... it's all a trap captain.

Life's a bitch then you marry one then you die.
 
HappyPirate

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Ahoy, I do agree, a lot of us as the Punters would say it is a trap, one may even say it is a form of slavery LOL
Its an intersting obsevation thou;- Hmmm human nature to a degree, poeople always look at others and assume things are nicer for ;- Them
 
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colzilla

Ahoy Captain I envy you with your rum, wenches and pirate galleons.
 
HappyPirate

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Ahoy Thx for the compliment, the truth is, pirates were orginally international persons who escaped slavery and a normal life style`s, who attacked society and robs from there superiors, there were vicious to others, seek fortune but also knew how to have a fun time and share the wealth.

colzilla said:
Ahoy Captain I envy you with your rum, wenches and pirate galleons.
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homer

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happypirate said:
Ahoy Thx for the compliment, the truth is, pirates were orginally international persons who escaped slavery and a normal life style`s, who attacked society and robs from there superiors, there were vicious to others, seek fortune but also knew how to have a fun time and share the wealth.
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cheers! pass d Rum...rock the boat from side to side, and click pegs together.
 
Happy2

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I notice that it seems to be the blokes who are , workin for the man, that appear to use the word slavery the most
 
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wr3xr

I've worked for the man, the woman and myself but for next 15-20 years im a slave to the bank.

Despite the high cost of living, i'm rather enjoying it!!
 
Happy2

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Magoc You may appreciate this then After this harvest I have the capability and the will
To inform my Bank that I wish to transfer my funds to a smaller instituion and No fines are to be levied As I am emancipated from the bank I owe them now, not one brass razoo As of yesterday they were giving me interest And what a pittance that is at the moment
Well till the next order of super But thats months away
 
BigMike

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My pattern for the last few months. I plan on getting to work early so I can (maybe) leave early. It never happens.

6.10 - Alarm goes off - snooze.
6.20 - Alarm goes off - snooze.
6.30 - Alarm goes off - snooze.
6.40 - Alarm goes off - snooze.
6.50 - Alarm goes off - snooze.
7.00 - Alarm goes off - snooze.
7.10 - Alarm goes off - snooze.
7.20 - Alarm goes off - snooze.
7.30 - Alarm goes off - Fuck!
7.30 to 7.50 - Shower, shave, iron clothes, make lunch, dress, and leave the house for another enthralling day at work. No breakfast; Would rather sleep for the extra 4 minutes.
 
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colzilla

Nope! I've never been late for a punt or anything else for that matter.

A true professional me is.
 
Happy2

Happy2

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homer said:
I applaud the professional punter in you. Did you help to clean up after?
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"That's something that gets me Homer
Many moons ago a punter posted on here How he likes to help the girl make the bed etc after a session Its not the punters job to look after the next bloke!
 
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colzilla

They quite often make the bed after the dirty deed is done and I'm showered and changed. Most girls have the hospital corner$ down pat.
 
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colzilla

My hostess uses nice fresh sheets. On top of that they put the towel in a fancy pattern and put a rose on it with a card.
 
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