How awesome would this be?! Very humourous

[Tania Admin]

I saw this on a friends facebook and thought this was pretty awesome. I just had to share it

In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead
and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people's
home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too
healthy, go collect your pension,
and then when you start work,
you get a gold watch and a party
on your first day.
You work for 40
years until you're young enough
to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and are
generally promiscuous,
then you are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities, you become a
baby until you are born.
And then you spend your last 9 months
floating in luxurious spa-like
conditions with central heating
and room service on tap, larger
quarters every day and then Voila!
You finish off as an orgasm!

 

[Dallas]

Awesome! I thought life was ok, it just needs some fine tuning - like running it backwards

 

[hornydude]

Love it
just stole it and gonna post it myself lol

Thank you

HD

 

[Rochelle]

Two thinks come into my mind:
1) movie: The life of Benjamin Button,
2).......the fact that youth is wasted on the young


R.xxxxxxxx

PS: do like the finish off line

 

[Tania Admin]

Perhaps youth is wasted on the young, but then wasting our youth was part of the lesson towards us enjoying the present.

 

[Happy2]

Yes very good Tania I too may have to steal that
Both my parents are well into there 90's Wonder if they would appreciate it or reckon I was taking the Piss

 

[homer]

I would start my life as a zombie 1st, then go backwards from there...not sure if this wise though.

 

[Happy2]

But imagine sex in reverse it would start out My god this is brilliant Then For gods sake whens this going to be over The reason for this is now pointless
I mean then you have to go back to the pub with her then get more sober as time goes on

 

[homer]

But imagine sex in reverse it would start out My god this is brilliant Then For gods sake whens this going to be over The reason for this is now pointless
I mean then you have to go back to the pub with her then get more sober as time goes on

You sure about this? I thought it would be, "FFS, Harold, get your willy out already" to "Harold, not tonight, i've got a headache.". Then slowly regress to "You need help with your early soap dispensing problem kid." ...then back to the stage where Miss Palmer sees more of you than your mother.

 

[Happy2]

Homer may I ask What happens to boys with the Surname Palmer? Do they go mad from no wanking Because they dont want to commit incest?

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 3]

Life is full of surprises and moments that take your breath away.
Would we loose those moments if we went backwards?

 

[homer]

Homer may I ask What happens to boys with the Surname Palmer? Do they go mad from no wanking Because they dont want to commit incest?

Oh sorry no boys here, no sirree...i have twin sisters here, miss palmer and miss palmagina. I especially adore the acute palmagina...lol...

 

[Happy2]

Oh sorry no boys here, no sirree...i have twin sisters here, miss palmer and miss palmagina. I especially adore the acute palmagina...lol...

Is it as good as the Pubs Chicken Palmagina ?

 

[homer]

it's as good for sure if not better, spring chicken palmagina...