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Annabelle Davies

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Now sometimes guys will try a few porn moves... what they don’t understand is that porn moves are for the camera!!!
Top 10 porno moves to NOT try with a working girl!!!

1. The ‘doggy squat’. This is when a guy moves from being on his knees to getting on his feet while you are still in a doggy position. Mate... unless you missed leg day at the gym do not try it!
2. ‘Legs over the shoulder holder’ bro! None of us are yoga instructors! This hurts !
3. ‘The stabber’ Okay so this is when the guy moves up higher on you and stabs his meat rod down in a INCORRECT 90degree angle! I swear every guy that does this failed maths!!

Okay so I’m tired of typing ... please post below more!!

 
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MistressBetty

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Personally don't like what I call " The snuggle fuck" when you're laying on your stomach and they're taking it from behind laying on-top of you. Like bruh, firstly I can't breathe, you're squashing me lol secondly, my bum cheeks are too thiccc for this manoover in most cases :bumdance:
 

Annabelle Davies

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Personally don't like what I call " The snuggle f**k" when you're laying on your stomach and they're taking it from behind laying on-top of you. Like bruh, firstly I can't breathe, you're squashing me lol secondly, my bum cheeks are too thiccc for this manoover in most cases :bumdance:
Dammit, who thinks any of those are a good idea outside a movie? It's like wanting to drive your car off a building because it worked in The Fast and the Furious. hehe.
i know right!! Or thinking you can renovate a house because you watched a season of the block !
 

Farm Boy 2

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Now sometimes guys will try a few porn moves... what they don’t understand is that porn moves are for the camera!!!
Top 10 porno moves to NOT try with a working girl!!!

1. The ‘doggy squat’. This is when a guy moves from being on his knees to getting on his feet while you are still in a doggy position. Mate... unless you missed leg day at the gym do not try it!
2. ‘Legs over the shoulder holder’ bro! None of us are yoga instructors! This hurts !
3. ‘The stabber’ Okay so this is when the guy moves up higher on you and stabs his meat rod down in a INCORRECT 90degree angle! I swear every guy that does this failed maths!!

Okay so I’m tired of typing ... please post below more!!




Annabelle sometimes its best to offer some gentle advice or training then and there while the offender is still offending.
 
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It's cause no one taught them anything @Annabelle Davies, after a short lesson on sex ed in school about products that's it. So as we all know Sex101 is taught by our fav Sex movie industry Porn. When I first saw a women doing DT on porn, and thought yer I want that too. She's drooling and gasping for air? Yer better lube and sucking power for the stick.

Till much much much later on discovered that DT actually chokes if not done right, yet in porn the guy is jamming it down with no regards to if that woman was breathing or not.
 
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