Help Wanted.

[Zeus]

have been reading various articles about different cults that have been setup all over the world.

There seems to be one common theme and that is the cult leader gets to have sex with all the women in the cult - irrespective of whether they are married or in some kind of relationship.

And this where I need your help. I need advice on how to start and manage a cult in Australia.

All comments and suggestions would be most appreciated.

TIA.

BTW - we will need a really cool name for the cult. (Very important).

 

[Dallas]

How about, Worshippers of the cosmic sausage of enlightenment. Might as well give prospective members the heads up LOL! Then you paint "little zeus" with glow in the dark paint, and wander out after a dose of viagra and then a huge cermony begins of worship.. actually this will make a great xhamster vid

 

[Zeus]

How about, Worshippers of the cosmic sausage of enlightenment. Might as well give prospective members the heads up LOL! Then you paint "little zeus" with glow in the dark paint, and wander out after a dose of viagra and then a huge cermony begins of worship.. actually this will make a great xhamster vid

Mate - I like this - I think we are on to something.

 

[Dallas]

Mate - I like this - I think we are on to something.

I think you're right. Of course after we organise the FBI raid for national coverage, we'll sell the movie rights to Quentin Tarantino and if I could be your stunt double I'd be thrilled

 

[Sexty8]

How about calling it "Life Sucks" - ,cum and find out how to do it

 

[Madam]

have been reading various articles about different cults that have been setup all over the world.

There seems to be one common theme and that is the cult leader gets to have sex with all the women in the cult - irrespective of whether they are married or in some kind of relationship.

And this where I need your help. I need advice on how to start and manage a cult in Australia.

All comments and suggestions would be most appreciated.

TIA.

BTW - we will need a really cool name for the cult. (Very important).

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Hmmm join the WINK CULT CLAN?

 

[Dark Knight]

Hmmm join the WINK CULT CLAN?

I am a member of the Wink Clan and bow to the beauty that is Madame X, my sword is sheathed thou is ready.

 

[Zeus]

If we join this wink cult clan, would we be able to dress up and sacrifice virgins and other fun stuff?

 

[Madam]

If we join this wink cult clan, would we be able to dress up and sacrifice virgins and other fun stuff?

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Hmmm send in yr proposal to RB......

 

[Happy2]

Hmmm send in yr proposal to RB......

RB is a virgin??

 

[Madam]

RB is a virgin??

Yes of cos he is a WINK virgin..However he is also the Beast with Brains behind Winkdom! X

 

[Zeus]

This RB that you talk of sounds like a witch.
Does RB look like a witch?
......and you know what we do with witches.

Burn RB - I say.

 

[Rudyboy]

Good idea, its bloody freezing tonight, start that fire you heathens

 

[Dallas]

How about, the Satanic windscreen washing fembots from Swanbourne? It's a great cult because besides the women all being hot robots that are programmed to have sex with you... they like soapies and body slides and can do all that while keeping your car clean : )

 

[Dallas]

Actually I can see a potential movie being made about a bus load of Worshipers of the cosmic sausage of enlightenment who get stopped at the lights to have their windscreen washed by the Satanic windscreen washing fembots from Swanbourne right outside Wink Massage. They all accidentally get soapy and end up inside. I can't wait to see the shorts.... or their shorts... or... oh well

 

[Madam]

This RB that you talk of sounds like a witch.
Does RB look like a witch?
......and you know what we do with witches.

Burn RB - I say.

NOOOOO RB IS A WIZARD!!!

 

[Zeus]

NOOOOO RB IS A WIZARD!!!

No worries - then we wont burn RB
All good.

 

[Rudyboy]

I guess we could do a car wash while our customers are inside...."yes dear, just been out to get the car washed and a bit of a rub down"

 

[Zeus]

I guess we could do a car wash while our customers are inside...."yes dear, just been out to get the car washed and a bit of a rub down"

Nah - I still fancy sacrificing virgins.

 

[ross89]

And this where I need your help. I need advice on how to start and manage a cult in Australia.

All comments and suggestions would be most appreciated.

It'd actually be pretty easy. Find someone who's weak minded, insecure and vunerable and they wouldn't be too hard to brainwash. Rinse and repeat. It's been proven a success used by every religion and cult since the dawn of time and more recently as a way to recruit Australians to fly to a 3rd world dump and blow themselves up

 

[glitch69]

@Zeus someone stole your idea

http://www.news.com.au/world/north-...-canadian-border/story-fnh81jut-1227401298014