Ahoy there Captain HP permission to come aboard and I bring with me the finest rums of this world so it is time for a Wench, a Whale and a good pint of Ale or Rum.
Captain HP I report that there has been recent surge in piracy off the Somali coast which has spurred a multi-national effort led by the United States to patrol the waters near the Horn of Africa to combat the piracy.
Captain HP may I be as so bold to suggest we alter course for the Island of Tasmania I hear there are many cargo boats their hulls filled with fine treasure that frequent the Port of Hobart.
An added bonus Captain HP is that there is still many a fine Wench to be found on the shores of this Island State.
Shall I up anchor, splice the mainbrace and set a true course for Van Diemans Land?
By the way Captain HP I have press ganged some women from a place on this fair shore known as Langtrees so we better Heave Ho rather quick before our plan is unhatched.