Have you ever tried to impress someone...

[billybones]

Have you ever triend to impress someone and failed badly???

A friend of mine a few years ago thought he would impress his wife by buying her a new sports car, problem was it was a manual and she could only ever drive an automatic.

 

[Happy2]

My last trip to Adelaide my mate asked me to bring back a very large impressively priced Haigh's chocolates for his intended A very beautiful girl he had been flirting with for weeks

He presented them to her and she thanked him graciously, and said she was diabetic but her husband would absolutely love them

 

[User184]

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall over a cliff...

Ba-dum-tssss