Have you ever? Scrotum injuries.

[Tania Admin]

I posted this on the funnies thread this morning and it got me thinking,,, ,how many gentlemen get scrotum injuries and how?
I knew a guy who came off his dirt bike and ripped one out as part of his injuries.
Another friend lost one to the horrible Cancer.

Would really like to hear some more. Sadist? maybe..curious? Definitely.

 

[Master Yoda]

Yes!!!!!.....someone got enthusiastic and gave me what she thought was a cheeky bite on the right nut. It hurt for a few weeks. I was not too pleased. Lol

 

[Thatguy]

guy was being a smartass and jumping over things.. (jackass style) and wore a star picket to the cods... basically landed on it..

 

[Happy2]

Yes a fingernail scratch Female fingernail too Just to clarify

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Yep it was a fight and the guy hit me in the Goolies, no fun at all
and yes it last`s for weeks
I needed relief, hence my Luv for Rum

 

[Tania Admin]

I've been searching the net looking for photos of injuries,,,it seems gentlemen aren't so willing to share photos of this.....

 

[Happy2]

Because even looking at male squirrel getting nutagonised makes us cross our legs in a defensive gesture Let alone relive our own injuries

I mean how many ladies run around showing of all their stitches after child birth Because apart from everything else Its not exactly erotic material

 

[sparky]

I shattered one of my batting partners testicles when playing indoor cricket one night
Strangely from the next game everyone started wearing ball guards from then on
He never returned to play again

 

[Happy2]

I shattered one of my batting partners testicles when playing indoor cricket one night
Strangely from the next game everyone started wearing ball guards from then on
He never returned to play again

Your partners Testicle?? My word what were you like when bowling at the opposition then Sparky

 

[colzilla]

I remember Boonie getting hit in the nads once against The West Indies. He looked in real pain for awhile. Had some magic spray then took guard again.

Tough c##t Boonie

 

[sparky]

Your partners Testicle?? My word what were you like when bowling at the opposition then Sparky

I was batting he got in the way of the ball after I hit it

 

[Dallas]

Apart from a circumcision as an adult which was the most painful thing I've ever experienced in my life, I've never had an injury.

 

[Happy2]

I remember your circumcision thread Dallas It still brings a tear to the eye
All three of them

 

[Thatguy]

Apart from a circumcision as an adult which was the most painful thing I've ever experienced in my life, I've never had an injury.

well that inspired me to cross legs...

 

[colzilla]

Which thread was that one? Must have been in D's army days as a sniper.

 

[Happy2]

I do hope Dallas was on leave You can imagine his army colleagues leaving porno mags out. In the hope he may get excited

 

[colzilla]

Snipers don't have mates they're out in the field alone killing people.

 

[Thatguy]

 

[Thatguy]

 

[Happy2]

Last time that Willy Wagtails Going dive bomb me The cheeky Bastard

 

[colzilla]

Even I have the sniper cat on my computer... How cute.

Think D was more Ruskies era though.

 

[Al Swearengen]

Yep one of my best mates was playing cricket one day & his box was cracked by a bouncer. His scrotum got caught in the crack. Needless to say he went down in the slips!
Last time he played cricket & the last time he wore a box!

 

[Dallas]

Well C as I told Mr Happy, I was out on an exercise in the jungle for a couple of weeks when I was very young and got an infection and a few of us had to have the op when we got back. With your thing all stitched up, you realise how many erections you have during the night because every 2 minutes I'd just doze off and it would be like a thousand needles and I'd be putting ice packs on the darn thing. Wow did I blow when the stitches finally were taken out. Sure made me wish I'd had it done before puberty! At least I got a new fan belt for the car out of it!

 

[Happy2]

Fan belt ? I did not realise those matchbox cars we had as kids had real engines

 

[Dallas]

Fan belt ? I did not realise those matchbox cars we had as kids had real engines

Haha! yes you're probably more accurate there H2! ;-) That was the surgeons joke, apparently he said that to all the boys... personally I think he was Lorena Bobbit's long lost brother ;-)

 

[Happy2]

Still ... Sorry It was below the belt Pun intended

 

[Tania Admin]

Ouch! I may not have man bits but these injuries still make me cringe a little.....

 

[Al Swearengen]

At least they didnt stitch up the wrong hole, Dallas!

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 3]

At the age of 14yrs my son impaled himself on a steel rod through his testicle. He was so embarrassed and I was not allowed to hold his hand while they stitched him up.
It is still a story told at family get togethers and he can now laugh about it. No permanent damage done and 2 kids to prove it x

 

[Happy2]

At the age of 14yrs my son impaled himself on a steel rod through his testicle. He was so embarrassed and I was not allowed to hold his hand while they stitched him up.
It is still a story told at family get togethers and he can now laugh about it. No permanent damage done and 2 kids to prove it x

I hope you "just" meant his ball sack and not through his testicle Vivien
One would be very very painful the latter Well there are to few a words for agony to describe what he went through