Have you ever had to stop mid stroke? lol

[asianguy77]

Have you ever been in a position, where your both going hard at it, and then suddenly a situation arises where you have to stop mid stroke or in the heat of passion?

You see in movies, where two cheating parties, are going for it, and then one of the partner returns home unexpectedly and to avoid getting caught, the other party has to hide in the closet/under the bed or naked outside of the window ledge.

Anyone have any funny stories having to stop mid stroke to share? :laughing4

 

[Fudd]

I was seeing a private WL some years back. This one particular session, we were getting right into into and..........the bed collapsed!!! It was one of those cheapo metallic beds put together with an allen (hex) key. I don't think it was designed for "action" on a regular basis. Suffice to say, once we collected ourselves and stopped laughing, the mood was gone....lol...

 

[asianguy77]

I was seeing a private WL some years back. This one particular session, we were getting right into into and..........the bed collapsed!!! It was one of those cheapo metallic beds put together with an allen (hex) key. I don't think it was designed for "action" on a regular basis. Suffice to say, once we collected ourselves and stopped laughing, the mood was gone....lol...

Seems like you were the wild coyote in your younger days, rather than Fudd. lol

 

[Fudd]

Seems like you were the wild coyote in your younger days, rather than Fudd. lol

....oh I had some "fun" with WLs when I was younger.....alas, this aging thing sucks.....

 

[wingman]

....oh I had some "fun" with WLs when I was younger.....alas, this aging thing sucks.....

Stop doing it then

 

[Happy2]

Stop doing it then

Unfortunately wingman there is only one way to stop ageing And it isn't a very palatable option So we just keep on aging disgracefully

 

[Demon]

Seems like you were the wild coyote in your younger days, rather than Fudd. lol

Me suspects he was a wily coyote as well. :la::la::la:

 

[antonov]

....oh I had some "fun" with WLs when I was younger.....alas, this aging thing sucks.....

Totally agree Fudd. Whoever said you're only as old as you feel was lying. Mostly I feel like I'm still in my 20's until I look in the mirror (who is that old fucker?) or try to use bits of my body that no longer work the way they used to :sad7:

 

[Demon]

I was with a private WL a few years ago when the fire alarm went off. We were well into the passionate bit and I was inside her. Had to stop and get dressed quickly and evacuate.

Then in the lobby with WL and other apartment building tenants.

 

[Gentleman]

I was with a lady (I think it was her house) and she heard a noise outside like someone was about to come in the door and she got really worried. I suspect that she had a boyfriend/partner but luckily no one was there. It really kills the mood though.

 

[Happy2]

Many moons ago When the New Esplanade in the City was a new hotel
A w/l and I were happily going about our business
When there was a knock on the door and the dreaded words "Management "
She was up trying to cover herself with discarded clothes from the floor
While I was hopping on one leg trying to put trousers on and get the zip up without "Capture" I finally get to the door And there is the manager with a bottle of wine Thanking me for being a regular guest
It was nice a nice gesture but lousy timing

 

[WRXXXR]

Recently my german Shepard (who isn't allowed inside) found his way inside and crept right into my bedroom and just sat looked at me like WTF was happening and then sat in my bathroom. I pissed myself laughing, but of course he had to be put outside so was a mood killer.

Few years ago in the back of one of my cars I was midway through when the suspension started knocking. I'd just spent up big on a suspension upgrade so of course I stopped, got out of the car and had a look to make sure it was all good. Also a mood killer!

 

[nicuma]

Having a nosebleed when really gettin into it

 

[hoogeoff]

When the cops knocked on the window of my car and asked the GF if she was ok

 

[nightrider]

yeah in fridge at Charles Street bottle shop with attendant early in day when the shop was slow, she got sacked later, felt bad for a second..i think

 

[Rochelle]

Going hard doggy style :love76:and you are just about to come together and the very last stroke to fulfilment ends up in the wrong hole by accident........guaranteed instand mood and passion killer. :BangHead:

R.xxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[grimm]

With one of my first girlfriends, we were home alone at her house with not a soul supposed to be getting home for hours, so naturally we got to it. Suddenly her younger brother got home and heard noises in the bedroom so came in and to his surprise there was his sister and me going at it ..... kind of killed the mood.

 

[jaxonjorja]

Going hard doggy style :love76:and you are just about to come together and the very last stroke to fulfilment ends up in the wrong hole by accident........guaranteed instand mood and passion killer. :BangHead:

R.xxxxxxxxxxxxx

:laughing4
Rochelle, we all on the forum say Lol, & LMAO etc when something is funny, but we're not really laughing out loud - it is just an expression. Let me tell you that I just got a funny look from the girl in the next apartment because I laughed out loud so loud she could hear me!!!
:laughing4
That shouldn't have killed the mood or the passion but rather ramped it up another gear;D :love10: :-X

 

[Farm Boy]

Yes Cramp , no lose as was with the FG caught up later. had to put up with a bit of girl on boy jokes tho.

 

[Shazis18]

yes by her mum lol it was so good

 

[JasRob]

It was one of those house parties during college days..when me and my girl got horny then went to the host's room, so were too hot and was about to get on her, but then suddenly someone got out on the cr of the room we didn't notice that there was somebody in there...good thing that guy was too drunk to notice us..but then we stopped and decided to go out to the party coz we both don't feel like it anymore....

 

[Peter]

Married life with kids presents a whole new dimension to getting sex while the goings good, lesson learned always keep the door closed, there is nothing better to break the mood than being caught in the act by a 2 year old.

 

[Demon]

Married life with kids presents a whole new dimension to getting sex while the goings good, lesson learned always keep the door closed, there is nothing better to break the mood than being caught in the act by a 2 year old.

2 Year old, Ha. How about by a 20 year old?:laughing4:nono:

 

[Peter]

2 Year old, Ha. How about by a 20 year old?:laughing4:nono:

I shouldn't laugh, but I can imagine the red faces!

 

[jaxonjorja]

I've had a combination of all three scenario's:
My ex's mum walking in on us going for it like rabbits.
My ex and I walking in on her parents when they were over from Melbourne for our wedding.
My son, who is now nearly 9, knocking on the bedroom door (we taught him well!), but then proceeding to enter uninvited during a more kinky session with the ex when he was around 3 years old!

Hhhmmmmmm...If you don't laugh, you'll cry!!