- Points
- 1,892
I fell asleep at the coffee shop and it took several minutes to wipe the hedge Hogg of my forehead.i fell asleep during sex only the other day.
woke up with my face on the keyboard again.
took 3 hours for the letters "QWERTY" to disappear from my forehead.
OmgHahahah I have while giving a blow job I had Back to Back bookings 10hrs and my last client wanted a 40min Blow job hahaha Well when I nodded off I closed my jaw yup I basically ate his dick haha
Story of my life....I've "woken up" (regained consciousness) during sex. I was so drunk I couldn't remember a thing. I opened my eyes and there was a girl bouncing up and down on me. I distinctly recall thinking "I wonder how long this has been going on"
So a little bit of the back story. I was really drunk and she'd come back to my room at the hotel. I passed out on the bed and "awoke" to having sex. I didn't just discover a random girl bouncing up and down on me.I've "woken up" (regained consciousness) during sex. I was so drunk I couldn't remember a thing. I opened my eyes and there was a girl bouncing up and down on me. I distinctly recall thinking "I wonder how long this has been going on"
Pretty sure if the roles were reversed that would be classed as Rape babe unless you fell asleep during?? Or was it before?? Do you remember??So a little bit of the back story. I was really drunk and she'd come back to my room at the hotel. I passed out on the bed and "awoke" to having sex. I didn't just discover a random girl bouncing up and down on me.
Bit like years ago when I was doing the loop around Australia.So a little bit of the back story. I was really drunk and she'd come back to my room at the hotel. I passed out on the bed and "awoke" to having sex. I didn't just discover a random girl bouncing up and down on me.
i fell asleep during sex only the other day.
woke up with my face on the keyboard again.
took 3 hours for the letters "QWERTY" to disappear from my forehead.
I was with a work colleague at the time, after a conference. The girl involved was the flatmate of a mate and we'd gone to the bar in the hotel I was staying in. I never ever thought I had a chance with her. So I was quite happy to get blind drunk. At one point her flatmate (my mate) went to the bathroom and that's when she leaned over and said "I'd really like to f*ck you tonight." The hotel manager was drinking with us so he went and got the key to a vacant room. When I went back to "our" room in the morning I went to go for a shower. My work colleague yelled "Holy shit! You should see your back!" She must have had really long fingernails. I remembered nothing. Apparently we f*cked twice. I'm not sure which one I woke up for.Bit like years ago when I was doing the loop around Australia.
Woke up in a backpackers in Katherine, with a girl doing similar,
I was so stuffed, fell back asleep.
I really have no idea what happened except there was this plastic toy ring on "that" finger, & I felt a bit raw down there...
OuchHahahah I have while giving a blow job I had Back to Back bookings 10hrs and my last client wanted a 40min Blow job hahaha Well when I nodded off I closed my jaw yup I basically ate his dick haha