Have you ever been asked...

[billybones]

Have you ever been asked a question you didn`t want to answer??

Such as,
Does my bum look big in this?

Can you lend me $100?

Do you really love me?

Where do boys and girls come from?

 

[Giselle Gold]

"How many guys have you slept with since starting this job?"

 

[baldie]

Can I have a cigarette?

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Can i have a free Rum?

 

[Dallas]

"How many guys have you slept with since starting this job?"

I would answer none as I have managed to stay awake with all of them

 

[Dallas]

My mother finding out that I'm about to drive 4 hours to Melbourne and asking if she can have a ride down?

 

[Master Yoda]

Do you think she's prettier than me?..........

 

[Miss Chloe]

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

You're in a brothel, not a nightclub. This isn't appropriate.

 

[Miss Chloe]

I would answer none as I have managed to stay awake with all of them

Haha that's brilliant! I might have to steal that one xx

 

[Dallas]

Haha that's brilliant! I might have to steal that one xx

Hehe you're welcome! Apparently ladies even get the same question from guys starting out in relationships, so you can use it there too!!

 

[bepp]

How did i perform .did i make the earth move for you??

 

[Happy2]

I would answer none as I have managed to stay awake with all of them

This coming from a guy who falls asleep mid session Dallas??

 

[Happy2]

How many Tonnes of wheat per hour do you charge ?
I will give you 2 tonnes

(Ah the joys of being asset rich but cash poor )

 

[bepp]

Bloody corp people

 

[chibi]

Are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

 

[Farm Boy 2]

Have you ever been asked a question you didn`t want to answer?? View attachment 39954

Such as,
Does my bum look big in this?

Can you lend me $100?

Do you really love me?

Where do boys and girls come from?

Glad u asked Bill


Yes


No


And
What Are Little Boys Made Of?

What are little boys made of?
What are little boys made of?
Frogs and snails and puppy-dogs' tails,
And that are little boys made of.

What are little girls made of?
What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice and all things nice,
And that are little girls made of.

What are young men made of?
What are young men made of?
Sighs and leers, and crocodile tears,
And that are young men made of.

What are young women made of?
What are young women made of?
Ribbons and laces, and sweet pretty faces,
And that are young women made of.

 

[Happy2]

Are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

How many of them are there and how big are they First

 

[Phoebe]

Does my bum look big in this? -- every woman that has ever asked me that, has been a size 9 and under so easy reply.... NO or you have to joking

Can you lend me $100? - Do I look like an ATM

Do you really love me? Yes I love you I totally love you

Where do boys and girls come from --- we all start life in two parts, one half comes from near an ass hole and the other part comes from beautiful ovaries tucked up in a much sexier woman's abdomen away from harms way, when both halves come in contact with each other conception begins we all start lives as women the luckiest stay that way but if the cells splits it goes back to the original 1st half and becomes an asshole for life...

 

[Buk]

How old are you? (I mean does it really matter when $ is hanging out of your pocket?)

 

[Giselle Gold]

Can I have your number?

 

[Happy2]

Can I have your number?

I will give you His XLNC's number It's a human number it's 666

 

[Phoebe]

Can I have your number?

whos number you after sister ?? LOL

 

[dc123]

Can I have your number?

i have asked that before and always get the number and yes their real number

 

[Tania Admin]

What is a felcher

 

[Happy2]

What is a felcher

And does the guest suck out his own product

 

[Yoshi Langtrees]

if i give u 100 will u give me natural oral?????

 

[Shae Demasi]

Ahoy;- Can i have a free Rum?

PLEASE......

 

[Phoebe]

if i give u 100 will u give me natural oral?????

If a client goes down on you he is giving you natural oral without a dam so if he has any mouth ulcers or the likes those are potentially being transferred down there so to speak...

 

[User184]

Not to mention if he's in after a night out on the drink... maybe bits of kebab.

 

[Buk]

Not to mention if he's in after a night out on the drink... maybe bits of kebab.

....that's why I always carry floss