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So yesterday I went to Woolworths Leanyer with @NaughtyThoughts
I went to buy a bag of dog biscuits for my dogs Scarlet and Pablo because we were out.
I'm in line for self checkout, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my 'look') why would I be buying dog food... right?
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 kilos less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the biscuits in your bag and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Shocked, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.
I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of another dog and I was hit by a car!!
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!
I have to confess... this is of course was stolen from another page to make you smile because we all need to continue to laugh......
Just thought i would change the subject of the constant covid posts.
We need to laugh more! Have a GREAT DAY
 

Phoebe

Some Village lost an Idiot!
Legend Member
Points
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So yesterday I went to Woolworths Leanyer with @NaughtyThoughts
I went to buy a bag of dog biscuits for my dogs Scarlet and Pablo because we were out.
I'm in line for self checkout, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my 'look') why would I be buying dog food... right?
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 kilos less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the biscuits in your bag and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Shocked, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.
I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of another dog and I was hit by a car!!
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!
I have to confess... this is of course was stolen from another page to make you smile because we all need to continue to laugh......
Just thought i would change the subject of the constant covid posts.
We need to laugh more! Have a GREAT DAY

Now you piss on all the fire hydrants and stop signs though...
 
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SmilyECoyote

So yesterday I went to Woolworths Leanyer with @NaughtyThoughts
I went to buy a bag of dog biscuits for my dogs Scarlet and Pablo because we were out.
I'm in line for self checkout, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my 'look') why would I be buying dog food... right?
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 kilos less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the biscuits in your bag and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Shocked, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.
I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of another dog and I was hit by a car!!
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!
I have to confess... this is of course was stolen from another page to make you smile because we all need to continue to laugh......
Just thought i would change the subject of the constant covid posts.
We need to laugh more! Have a GREAT DAY
that's the bestest pure gold dust
 

Luckypete 08

Legend Member
Points
50
So yesterday I went to Woolworths Leanyer with @NaughtyThoughts
I went to buy a bag of dog biscuits for my dogs Scarlet and Pablo because we were out.
I'm in line for self checkout, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my 'look') why would I be buying dog food... right?
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 kilos less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the biscuits in your bag and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Shocked, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.
I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of another dog and I was hit by a car!!
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!
I have to confess... this is of course was stolen from another page to make you smile because we all need to continue to laugh......
Just thought i would change the subject of the constant covid posts.
We need to laugh more! Have a GREAT DAY
haha .....very funny
 

1steelrod

Diamond Member
Points
107
So if I went on a cat food diet . Would I get to sniff and hump more pussy and bury my shit in the back yard . ?
 

Luckypete 08

Legend Member
Points
50
So yesterday I went to Woolworths Leanyer with @NaughtyThoughts
I went to buy a bag of dog biscuits for my dogs Scarlet and Pablo because we were out.
I'm in line for self checkout, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my 'look') why would I be buying dog food... right?
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 kilos less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the biscuits in your bag and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Shocked, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.
I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of another dog and I was hit by a car!!
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!
I have to confess... this is of course was stolen from another page to make you smile because we all need to continue to laugh......
Just thought i would change the subject of the constant SHI posts.
We need to laugh more! Have a GREAT DAY
Great story and i was at Leanyer Woolies last Wednesday
 
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