Hard erection bad timing

[Bluegrass9]

True sometimes some may find it not easy to achieve a good hard on but there are times it can be bad timing.
1) Swimming pool staying in the water hoping it will go away so you can get out of the pool.
2) Dancing close to a lady and your penis decides to come out and rub against her inner thigh.
3) Job interview with a lady.
Please feel free to add to the list if you wish

 

[Farm Boy 2]

At lunch .

 

[Farm Boy 2]

On the Podium

 

[Madam Tracey]

Ah its good to be a girl (never to have the above problem).....must be hard wearing those skintight shorts....winning a medal not to get aroused.
I am surprised that all 4 have not got giant stiffies.

PS.......what's with the posies?

 

[Dallas]

When someone is sitting on your knee for a cuddle and you know that they can feel a hard lumpy thing sticking into their leg. The other one is at a nude bathing beach and you've been laying face down then you roll over to go for a swim and then have to make a dash for the water!

 

[Happy2]

get over it Dallas Your run in at Swanbourne is well and truly in the past

 

[Dallas]

Yes but the memories remain H2

 

[DDxoxo]

Dallas - any chance this was you ? (with the hard on?) Happy 2 looking on?!!

 

[Dallas]

Gosh DD your Swanbourne spies have found us out! I tried to do something about that before I left home but I'd just seen the Langtrees roster for the day so nothing worked

 

[DDxoxo]

OFTEN WHEN WE ARE LOCKING ON THE DOOR WHEN A LADY IS RUNNING LATE OUT OF HER ROOM...
HER CLIENT GIVES US THIS EXCUSE......

 

[Dallas]

Haha! you should reply.. well if you still have one of those you need to extend!

 

[DDxoxo]

Haha! you should reply.. well if you still have one of those you need to extend!

Most often that does happen !! Hee Hee

 

[1Chat]

Reminds me of a joke...@3min and 40 seconds, mind you there's some other laughs in there too!...

 

[Dallas]

Reminds me of a joke...@3min and 40 seconds, mind you there's some other laughs in there too!...

Haha that's funny, gosh he was naughty wasn't he!

 

[Farm Boy 2]

Ah its good to be a girl (never to have the above problem).....must be hard wearing those skintight shorts....winning a medal not to get aroused.
I am surprised that all 4 have not got giant stiffies.

PS.......what's with the posies?

 

[Farm Boy 2]

 

[Madam Tracey]

Camel toes GALORE!!

 

[Lord Spikey]

What would a good collective noun be for Cameltoes?

How about A "division" of Cameltoes?
Or
A "Spread" of Cameltoes?

 

[1Chat]

You know what they say...."they all look the same"

 

[XLNC]

An oasis of cameltoes. Or is that a mirage?

 

[Farm Boy 2]

What would a good collective noun be for Cameltoes?

How about A "division" of Cameltoes?
Or
A "Spread" of Cameltoes?

CAMELS A CARAVAN, FLOCK or TRAIN of camels.

So a Tran of toe

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[Madam Tracey]

Farm Boy 2 ...What is going on in your head?
Are you visualising the train of camel toes???

 

[Farm Boy 2]

Farm Boy 2 ...What is going on in your head?
Are you visualising the train of camel toes???

Yes

 

[Kirra Bell]

Your partners morning wood stabbing you the Back. ITS TOOO EARLY AND CANT YOU FIND THE HOLE???? Ouchies.

 

[monique mielle]

Embrace chance and feel good anyway !!!!