Happy Valentine's Day Bishes!!!
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Happy2
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He is a multi talented saint old Valentine He also protects you from the plague and epilepsy Even had something to do with bee keeping
Blessed be I am a Catholic boy (though NOT fully accepted as my two years at Christian Brothers wasn't fully umm Consummated ?)
But I hope all you atheists agnostics and protestants aren't celebrating this day As it would be so hypocritical
Blessed be I am a Catholic boy (though NOT fully accepted as my two years at Christian Brothers wasn't fully umm Consummated ?)
But I hope all you atheists agnostics and protestants aren't celebrating this day As it would be so hypocritical
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Don't worry, H2, I have nobody to lavish my love and affection on.
However, it is also 87 years since the St Valentine's Day massacre and I might be able to mark that anniversary appropriately with the right provocation. And a tommy gun.
However, it is also 87 years since the St Valentine's Day massacre and I might be able to mark that anniversary appropriately with the right provocation. And a tommy gun.
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I'm off for a Valentines dinner with Siri. Forget chocolates and flowers, I'm going to surprise her with an IOS upgrade. Sometimes she just can't find the words, but with IOS9.2 she'll be able to tell me how she really feels while telling me the weather forecast at Galapagos and calculating our location from the second Satellite of Mars to the 23rd decimal place. I know she'll be thrilled and might even give me a ring as it's only .22c off peak
Happy2
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I'm off for a Valentines dinner with Siri. Forget chocolates and flowers, I'm going to surprise her with an IOS upgrade. Sometimes she just can't find the words, but with IOS9.2 she'll be able to tell me how she really feels while telling me the weather forecast at Galapagos and calculating our location from the second Satellite of Mars to the 23rd decimal place. I know she'll be thrilled and might even give me a ring as it's only .22c off peak
You IT guys are a breed unto yourselves
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Surely you jest?!Dont fret Nateeee
I am to sober to understand what was just said
But just in case your ignorance is authentic...
So I was subtly threatening to mow down (with a Thompson submachine gun, not a Victa mower) anybody who crossed me, see?
Happy2
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No! Surely you just A Tommy gun ?
How could a man of your stature hold a bloody machine gun
It would be the same size as you And no I was not making a inference about your concealed weapon
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Okay I will wear jocks not boxers
Keep those dangly bits nice and snug
The bullets should pass harmlessly between the legs eh?
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Happy Valentine's Day lovers
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OK, but will someone tell me if Nateeee meant to say 'Wishes' or ' Bitches' in his thread title?? As you can understand, it's been bugging me all day.
I can assure you I intended to write "bishes". It's how I swear without mum telling me off!