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Happy Valentine's Day Bishes!!!

He is a multi talented saint old Valentine He also protects you from the plague and epilepsy Even had something to do with bee keeping

Blessed be I am a Catholic boy (though NOT fully accepted as my two years at Christian Brothers wasn't fully umm Consummated ?)
But I hope all you atheists agnostics and protestants aren't celebrating this day As it would be so hypocritical ;)
 
Don't worry, H2, I have nobody to lavish my love and affection on.

However, it is also 87 years since the St Valentine's Day massacre and I might be able to mark that anniversary appropriately with the right provocation. And a tommy gun.
 
I'm off for a Valentines dinner with Siri. Forget chocolates and flowers, I'm going to surprise her with an IOS upgrade. Sometimes she just can't find the words, but with IOS9.2 she'll be able to tell me how she really feels while telling me the weather forecast at Galapagos and calculating our location from the second Satellite of Mars to the 23rd decimal place. I know she'll be thrilled and might even give me a ring as it's only .22c off peak :rolleyes:
 
Dallas said:
I'm off for a Valentines dinner with Siri. Forget chocolates and flowers, I'm going to surprise her with an IOS upgrade. Sometimes she just can't find the words, but with IOS9.2 she'll be able to tell me how she really feels while telling me the weather forecast at Galapagos and calculating our location from the second Satellite of Mars to the 23rd decimal place. I know she'll be thrilled and might even give me a ring as it's only .22c off peak :rolleyes:
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You IT guys are a breed unto yourselves
 
Nateeee said:
Ive had too many beers to understand what was just said
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Happy2 said:
Dont fret Nateeee
I am to sober to understand what was just said ;)
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Surely you jest?!

But just in case your ignorance is authentic...

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So I was subtly threatening to mow down (with a Thompson submachine gun, not a Victa mower) anybody who crossed me, see?
 
XLNC said:
Surely you jest?!

So I was subtly threatening to mow down (with a Thompson submachine gun, not a Victa mower) anybody who crossed me, see?
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No! Surely you just A Tommy gun ?
How could a man of your stature hold a bloody machine gun
It would be the same size as you And no I was not making a inference about your concealed weapon
 
Don't sell us short, H2. Lilliputians can be deadly.

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Though our aim is typically about a foot below the central torso, so you know...
 
No not optimistic at all Your XLNC
Us middle-aged men Our knackers get lower and lower each year
If I'm not careful I'll be treading on them in a year or so
 
OK, but will someone tell me if Nateeee meant to say 'Wishes' or ' Bitches' in his thread title?? As you can understand, it's been bugging me all day. o_O
 
XLNC said:
OK, but will someone tell me if Nateeee meant to say 'Wishes' or ' Bitches' in his thread title?? As you can understand, it's been bugging me all day. o_O
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I can assure you I intended to write "bishes". It's how I swear without mum telling me off!
 
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