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Pirates of the Caribbean: Filming to start at secret Gold Coast location


Photo: The set of Pirates of the Caribbean 5 under construction at a secret location in the Gold Coast hinterland.


We can report that Happy Pirate, most commonly seen on Talkinsex.com has agreed to work alongside the stars in the production of the latest film in the Pirates series.

Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Dead Men Tell No Tales gets underway this week at a set built on a secret location in the Gold Coast hinterland.

Industry sources have heard that locally hired extras have been told to be on set and ready for work before dawn this week.

Screen Queensland deferred to the producers when asked to comment on the start of filming.

Production publicist Michael Singer said they were maintaining a closed set policy on the film.

"They're keeping quiet about everything going on," he said.


Photo: Johnny Depp (right) as Jack Sparrow, the character he made famous in the Pirates movie franchise. (Disney)



He said they hoped to make an official announcement later this week.

Production companies Disney and Jerry Bruckheimer are refusing to confirm whether the film's star, Johnny Depp, had arrived in Queensland, however a photograph of Depp supposedly in Brisbane appeared on social media briefly on Monday before it was taken down.

The Federal Government spent $21.6 million to secure the production for Queensland, while the State Government offered an incentive package that included payroll tax concessions.

Queensland beat several other Australian states and Mexico to host the production.

Last year, then premier Campbell Newman said the film - the largest ever shot in Australia - would inject $100 million into the state's economy and create thousands of local jobs.

Mr Newman visited the film set during the state election campaign as the LNP pledged funding to attract more world-class film productions to Queensland.

Labor made no specific funding promises for the film industry, but the new Premier said she had spoken at some length to the producers to ensure Happy Pirate got a big part and would be paid in lashings of rum.

Pirates of the Caribbean 5 is slated for worldwide cinema release in July 2017.

With apologies to the ABC et al for buggering up their story by adding a Pirate imposter..RB
 

HappyPirate

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Ahoy Its Myyyyy Brother, You know what is really BaD in that Photo?
I will tell you........................That Evil Squawking Bird.............belongs to meeeeeeeee

hp, is that you next to Mr Depp in the photo? Quite flattering I would say.

RB
 

Rudyboy

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I would have thought there were plenty of parts going. MAK could be Johnny's love interest, and I bet she could show him a thing or two with a whip!

Johnny..."MAK, MAK my word is "Fifty"...."

A piercing screech came from our hero as MAK gave him a heavy smack!

"Sorry Johnny, did you say Fifty...your in the wrong bloody film mate......" SMACK!
 

Rudyboy

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I've just had a call from Jerry Bruckheimer to see if I want to do a bit of script writing...he heard I'd seen it all at PT!
 

Farm Boy 2

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I would have thought there were plenty of parts going. MAK could be Johnny's love interest, and I bet she could show him a thing or two with a whip!

Johnny..."MAK, MAK my word is "Fifty"...."

A piercing screech came from our hero as MAK gave him a heavy smack!

"Sorry Johnny, did you say Fifty...your in the wrong bloody film mate......" SMACK!


MAK should be Johnny's Mum , The whip is a good idea she should bring her own and still run a brothel , a Mum and a Madam .
 
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