There was a lady called Hanna in Redcliffe who did massage with extras from a shed down the back of her house.
She also had a barbers chair set up and would give you a haircut for $15 on top of the massage.
Her massage technique was interesting in that she would jump on your back and ride you like a horse.
Luckily she was jockey sized and didnt pull the whip at the finish!
She was not far from Ascot so she would give some of the jocks a run for their money.
I saw her last year but I have not seen her ad on gumtree for a while though.