Guys, Want Good Value?

[cli-max]

As you guys can imagine, us working girls put you guys to shame when it comes to sitting around talkin' sex talk!

Well, we came up with this idea of how we could get the message across to you boys, of how to get the best value outa' us girls:

1. Come and knock on our door.
2. Leave the bravado outside.
3. Greet us as we would greet you - neat, tidy, polite &............ horny! ( ferals go down the street ) :snorting:
4. Bring your sense of humour with you - leave any attitude outside.
5. Treat our house - as you would your Mother's ( no scratching ya' name on our fridge ) :male:
6. Moderation in the drink and/or substance department - till AFTER the pleasure of your company :tongue3: ( LIFE has its ups n downs - karma )
7. Note that no girl can MAKE you cum! ( IT'S got a mind of it's own )
8. Enjoy your time SPENT with us!
9. NOW go play hard!
10. Cum back and see us again - and again. ( and bring your mates )

There - too easy! ( and it's cheaper than a girlfriend )

What do you reckon guys? RSVP

 

[hilly]

Lets see.

:angel1: You are a sweet-heart.

Putting my s-- book down
Have to Check this out.
--- :sign13: ---
Going down the list.
--------------------------------------------
1. Naa I ring the bell.
2. Allways do.
3. A smile and a hug,--Scrub up ok,--Well,--Feral locked in the car.
4. Belly hurts from laughing,--Dont have one.
5. Not sure about my mother,s but my place yes,--dont need to go to fridge.
6. As a non drinker,--Dont need it,--Star-Struck,--Live on a hill.
7. Are you sure on that,--But who,s mind.
8.Goes without saying.
9. Allways do little :evil4:
10. Car got a mind of its own,--They are allready there.
11. Was easy,--If you have one.
12. Well the girl is asking nicely guys.
So give her a reply--This is mine. :icon_king
---hilly---

 

[beebs]

Not sure about the mothers house bit either!! All sorts of repressed memories might bubble up and take a years worth of therapy to get through

 

[cli-max]

Ha Ha

Now now beeps! :nono:

Ha ha Hilly, 'can ALWAYS rely on you babe! :notworthy

 

[hilly]

ya like-lol

Now now beeps! :nono:

Ha ha Hilly, 'can ALWAYS rely on you babe! :notworthy

Whats you laughing at girl --I might be drive-ing Big red bus down dee road
all over dee road looking Wheeeeeeeeeee missted---she danm to good looking to hit.
arrrrrr ---lol--hilly--

 

[cli-max]

You just thought you would get to have the last say Hilly my man :nono:
That's a WOMAN'S perogative babe :laughing1 :ky:

 

[hilly]

ha ha ha

:angel1:

A, Pointing of the finger hey-lol
then to start laughing--poki-ing of the tounge--hee hee
then the bite-yum-yum,
but to be gobbled up WOOWWW.
WHAT A WAY TO GO--LOL.

OOHH THE ANGEL------LLLLLL. :headbang:
---------hilly--------

 

[cli-max]

Ha Ha

H T L S :laughing1 :laughing5

 

[hilly]

Hummm

:angel1:

Someone found the LAUGHING GAS bottle.
she must of found my hide-ing spot-
or did I not lock the door--have to be more careful.
never know what she might fine in there--lol .
----hilly---- :headbang:

 

[cli-max]

It would be hard to find a hidy spot in a humpy mate.
:thumbsup: HTLS :angel1:

 

[hilly]

you would know--lol

:angel1:

Allways in a rush leaveing the bread behind-lol
now who,s got a smiling red face :angel1:
and a phone that dont work in the wide open space,es
Dee-Dee-Dumb lol-hilly-dee -dee-dumb.
:

 

[cli-max]

Smart Arse

The bread didn't even make it home before the 3 of us ate it. :ky: :laughing1

 

[hilly]

ha ha ha

:angel1:

Did you have water to go with it --lol
or did you call in for a tinny to wash it down,
ha ha ha ---hilly--- :headbang:
:icon_boun