Ginger Spice Health Check "Cheekiness?"

Ginger Spice

Ginger Spice

Here Comes Trouble
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So!

I have performed many health checks in my time in the industry, and unfortunately not all clients get to receive that "happy ending" they are looking for.

But Ginger,how can they not be happy in your awesome presence? You may ask. The answer is simple.They FAILED their health check.

So every client that visits Langtrees must know what the health check entails, what we are looking for etc. So when we find something we are unsure about we get a second oppinion. even if we are sure we arent able to perform the service we will still get another girl in for a second oppinion.

So anyway, now that boring (but so important stuff) is explained. I can tell you a story of the naughtiest client (well not really a client?) i have EVER encountered.


**enter dreamy state**

So. He was stoned out of his mind, which was not only easy to spot, but obvious when he mentioned for work he was a "weed dealer" sexy right? In my mind im thinking what a nice relaxing, laid back booking this will be! ;)
once in the room i explained the health check, which he seemed fine with... Takes his top off.. nice body. then removes his underwear. OH NO! I think to myself. He is going to fail.

He had what looked like a mosquito bite on the base of his penis. It had a little scab on the tip of it. Anyway, without looking any further I called my gorgeous bestie Peta Bloom into the room for a second oppinion. Where we both looked more closely. We saw little scars scattered all around his shaft. Then more around his pubic bone area. After explaining that I can't see him. He said to me "Well, do you even know what it is?" I said that it looked like some sort of bug bite, so maybe pubic lice? This lovely gentleman mentioned to me "no. my doctor told me I have herpes" I tried to mantain my composure. Is this guy serious. I asked him "so what was it you were expecting to happen in here" he said "the normal stuff" "oh ok, so you were willing to put me at risk then were you?" i said " well half of the sexual population has herpes" this was when I slipped a little "WELL I DONT!" "OH" I explained that he can receive a full refund at the reception on his way out. He asked if I was mad at him.

**exit nightmare**

I personally wasn't mad at the fact that he failed his health check, or that he had an STI (he wouldnt be the first man to fail a health check because of one) it was more the fact that a less experienced working girl would simply overlook this as i mentioned above as a mosquito bite. So he could of put a girl at risk. Which is NOT ok with me!

I actually did not know that men came in that level of stupid??

Has anyone else had a doozy like this one? Or do I just get the gems?
 
Nomansland

Nomansland

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Never under estimate the level of stupid that people are capable of. The Darwin Awards contain many excellent examples.
 
Mrs Langtrees

Mrs Langtrees

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Ginger sad to say a proportion of females are just as stupid, take natural french as an example, but my boss said it was ok i wouldn't catch anything id how most sex workers are treating nude french.
 
Master Yoda

Master Yoda

“Your path you must decide.”
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Mary-Anne K said:
Ginger sad to say a proportion of females are just as stupid, take natural french as an example, but my boss said it was ok i wouldn't catch anything id how most sex workers are treating nude french.
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So many of them have told me that this special mouthwash they buy online or from overseas that it kills all the STI pathogens in the mouth....

And they say it like they believe it..... sad......
 
Dallas

Dallas

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I see the guy you described Ginger as ignorant with no concern of the seriousness of what he had. It's not just you though, some of the things other ladies have told me have left me shaking my head. Like the guy who booked a lady to his house, and forgot to tell her that he had a wife who was also in the house and she walked in and chased her out with a knife leaving her on the front porch with her clothes. Seems he didn't tell his wife either :eek:
 
Master Yoda

Master Yoda

“Your path you must decide.”
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Dallas said:
I see the guy you described Ginger as ignorant with no concern of the seriousness of what he had. It's not just you though, some of the things other ladies have told me have left me shaking my head. Like the guy who booked a lady to his house, and forgot to tell her that he had a wife who was also in the house and she walked in and chased her out with a knife leaving her on the front porch with her clothes. Seems he didn't tell his wife either :eek:
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Hahahahahaha. ...... that sounds too good to not be an urban legend........
 
nextplease69

nextplease69

Silicone parts are made for toys.
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A long, long time ago, back in my late teens, I visited a $50 full service lady out of the back of the Sunday Times. Went into this crappy little high rise flat in Wembley, place stank of cigarettes, booze and urine, but hey, I was all of 19 and cash strapped and she was a living breathing female with boobs willing to have a shag for cash.....so....umm yeah, I went in.....don't judge me:(

20 min later or so and I was in the middle of things, finding it very hard to stay aroused with a near anorexic druggie that clearly was just going through the motions, when in walks her boyfriend...

He doesn't freak out, just looks at me frozen in shock and horror and says "Hey man, don't worry dude, it's cool." , then proceeds to just sit down and start smoking some bongs like this is the most natural thing in the world, talking to his girl and her talking to him about the day to day troubles of trying to get an ounce....and apparently I was supposed to just carry on believe it or not.
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Suffice it to say I couldn't get out of there quick enough, with the boyfriend trying to reassure me the whole time that it was okay and that I shouldn't worry, have a smoke with them, chill out, etc...
 
Linda

Linda

The Wild Child
Legend Member
Ginger Spice said:
So!

I have performed many health checks in my time in the industry, and unfortunately not all clients get to receive that "happy ending" they are looking for.

But Ginger,how can they not be happy in your awesome presence? You may ask. The answer is simple.They FAILED their health check.

So every client that visits Langtrees must know what the health check entails, what we are looking for etc. So when we find something we are unsure about we get a second oppinion. even if we are sure we arent able to perform the service we will still get another girl in for a second oppinion.

So anyway, now that boring (but so important stuff) is explained. I can tell you a story of the naughtiest client (well not really a client?) i have EVER encountered.


**enter dreamy state**

So. He was stoned out of his mind, which was not only easy to spot, but obvious when he mentioned for work he was a "weed dealer" sexy right? In my mind im thinking what a nice relaxing, laid back booking this will be! ;)
once in the room i explained the health check, which he seemed fine with... Takes his top off.. nice body. then removes his underwear. OH NO! I think to myself. He is going to fail.

He had what looked like a mosquito bite on the base of his penis. It had a little scab on the tip of it. Anyway, without looking any further I called my gorgeous bestie Peta Bloom into the room for a second oppinion. Where we both looked more closely. We saw little scars scattered all around his shaft. Then more around his pubic bone area. After explaining that I can't see him. He said to me "Well, do you even know what it is?" I said that it looked like some sort of bug bite, so maybe pubic lice? This lovely gentleman mentioned to me "no. my doctor told me I have herpes" I tried to mantain my composure. Is this guy serious. I asked him "so what was it you were expecting to happen in here" he said "the normal stuff" "oh ok, so you were willing to put me at risk then were you?" i said " well half of the sexual population has herpes" this was when I slipped a little "WELL I DONT!" "OH" I explained that he can receive a full refund at the reception on his way out. He asked if I was mad at him.

**exit nightmare**

I personally wasn't mad at the fact that he failed his health check, or that he had an STI (he wouldnt be the first man to fail a health check because of one) it was more the fact that a less experienced working girl would simply overlook this as i mentioned above as a mosquito bite. So he could of put a girl at risk. Which is NOT ok with me!

I actually did not know that men came in that level of stupid??

Has anyone else had a doozy like this one? Or do I just get the gems?
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It is things like this that keep me on this side of the desk if you get my drift...LOL
 
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