Gifts for Valentines day?

[Imogen Rae]

What are some good valentines day gifts besides flowers and chocolate?

What do men want?

 

[Ozrock]

Going out to a Valentine's Day dinner with my girlfriend is always special. Of course giving her chocolates, flowers and seeing her happy is the best present for me

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Hmmmm I have never been given a gift?

 

[Linda]

Ahoy;- Hmmmm I have never been given a gift?

How could such a lovely pirate not have been showered with gifts.?????

 

[Happy2]

How could such a lovely pirate not have been showered with gifts.?????

Ol HP or TOTT spends all his ill gotten gains on wooden leg varnish and hook polish There's nowt left for wenches to buy a gift
Plus the Mighty Torrens doesn't give up the prizes it used to

 

[Linda]

Ol HP or TOTT spends all his ill gotten gains on wooden leg varnish and hook polish There's nowt left for wenches to buy a gift
Plus the Mighty Torrens doesn't give up the prizes it used to

The wenches could use their own money you know its not a gift if you use the persons own money to buy it...

 

[Happy2]

But TOTT is South Australias only Pirate And Pirate wenches rely on Pirates for their income
Okay it's not a perfect circle so not a catch 22 but its at least a catch 23

PS The only bigger pirates in Adelaide are the people who set the prices at Haighs Chocolates

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- But alas, no sweet wench has ever given meeeee a gift, but, having a good think?
No sweet wench has ever wished to be my valentines, in-fact I have never had one.............ever.
Ohhh well that the life for an old ugly Pirate

The wenches could use their own money you know its not a gift if you use the persons own money to buy it...

 

[Linda]

Here happy pirate this is just for you to liven up your dreams once more...

 

[Linda]

Or perhaps this is more the look ye be liking

 

[Linda]

But TOTT is South Australias only Pirate And Pirate wenches rely on Pirates for their income
Okay it's not a perfect circle so not a catch 22 but its at least a catch 23

PS The only bigger pirates in Adelaide are the people who set the prices at Haighs Chocolates

I want some choccy's
Please and thankyou

 

[Happy2]

I want some choccy's
Please and thankyou

Sorry I saw a little fat kid (If that makes sense) begging out front of Maccas ( you know where his ill gotten gains were going) in William street So I gave them to him the poor little mite

 

[Happy2]

Now Now Linda We are supposed to help the less fortunate or do you come under the Lass unfortunate (Put your Groan or O Jeez here)
Shame on you for disliking me giving to charity Shame

 

[Harlee Dare]

I'm a firm believer that Valentine's Day is for women, men have steak and blowjob day. They don't need Valentine's Day too lol
However a nice back rub would show them you appreciate them Xx

 

[Madam Jacqui]

A Really nice dinner, then back home for a really good massage to put me to sleep.

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[Nateeee]

I want literally nothing for Valentine's Day. Not even a card. Because even a card I'll have to keep it somewhere even though I will never look at it again. Im not a sentimental kind of guy. Presents are usually lost on me. I feel most guys are the same.

What I want is to take a woman out, great food, wine and conversation. Create something that lives on in the mind and memory.

Not sure if that makes me sound dickish or not....

 

[Happy2]

I actually fall into the sentimental category but fully agree a card chocolates etc would be wasted on me
But your create memories piece is spot on to me

 

[bepp]

Ahoy;- Hmmmm I have never been given a gift?

Wat about the gift of life your parents gave u

 

[XLNC]

I'm a firm believer that Valentine's Day is for women, men have steak and blowjob day. They don't need Valentine's Day too lol
However a nice back rub would show them you appreciate them Xx

Yes, VD is predominantly pitched at women. I would give up VD for a long kiss, back rub and blowjob.

 

[Happy2]

Yes, VD is predominantly pitched at women. I would give up VD for a long kiss, back rub and blowjob.

Wouldn't it be easier to just keep taking your penicillin Your XLNC ?

 

[Sexty8]

Let me Cook you dinner, Just let me listen to you all night, then give you a back rub that gently puts you to sleep so you can wake fresh and relaxed....