Genie Wishes

[Al Swearengen]

We've all heard the story about the genie & 3 wishes right?

Well, imagine if you encountered a genie and you only got one wish. What would you wish for?

Bear in mind the rules: No wishing for more wishes. No turning back time. No raising the dead.

And the last thing: The genie is a trickster. The genie WILL try to cheat you & twist your wish around to screw you!

Why?? Because he can!

 

[colzilla]

To make all women hookers.

 

[homer]

I wish for another trickster Genie who only grants 3 wishes.

 

[Contrarian]

Well, if I can't turn back time, I'd turn it FORWARD so I could see where the stockmarket's going and make a killing in the present day!

 

[Dallas]

Well I'd wish for endless working ladies but as the genie is a trickster, I'd most likely get a lot of ladies who were all working

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Ayeeeee ask for very little;- Just one bottle of Rum, but, every time it becomes empty can it just re-fill itself.
Cheers lads and Pass the Rum
Now where has my Rum glass gotto

 

[Tania Admin]

I would wish for:

1: A purse that always regenerates, as it is taken out, current non-stolen non-counterfeit Australian currency in notes.

2: A flash working fridge that always has fresh whatever food or liquid that I wish to consume when I open the door every time.

3: For the first 2 to go to my children/grandchildren when I die from very old age.

 

[Farm Boy]

I would wish for:

1: A purse that always regenerates, as it is taken out, current non-stolen non-counterfeit Australian currency in notes.

2: A flash working fridge that always has fresh whatever food or liquid that I wish to consume when I open the door every time.

3: For the first 2 to go to my children/grandchildren when I die from very old age.

Tjgerdicky's three wishes


One I would like to be 18YO again

Two $8oo in cash

Three To suddenly appear on Langtrees floor behind Jacky as she was in deep conversation with MAK with the $800 in my left hand

This is important because I am relying on it to save me from any serious harm

Now with my right hand give Jacky a good smack on the bum and say come on Mum lets have that talk about the birds and the bees ,

 

[Tania Admin]

Tjgerdicky's three wishes


One I would like to be 18YO again

18 again. Hmm, knowing all you know? Or having to relive the lessons? As I recall this is a naughty Genie who will try to thwart you.

 

[Farm Boy]

A naughty Genie if it was Male would let me do that straight no tricks and he would let me keep my old brain we both would want to see
what happens .

 

[Dallas]

I've decided to change my three wishes back to one wish and I'd just like to have the Genie!