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General Dating Rules

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willjacque83

* Always look great, whatever your income. Gorgeous hair and some lipstick with rags will still turn his head. You have the advantage. You are the woman. Look your best as you could meet a potential Mr. Right anywhere at any time.

* Never reveal information you don't have to. An enigmatic woman drives men wild.

* Keep dates brief, but your men interested. Less is always more.

* Try and stay in shape and involve some fitness regime at a gym. However much you hate it, your Mr. Right loves your body as much as your mind.

* Let your man pay. If he is interested, he is interested enough to ensure you eat well and get home safely in a cab.

* Ensure you receive flowers. If he doesn't know what a florist is, dump him.

* Never ever sleep with a guy until he has fallen for you. Sex early in your dating game plan will ruin everything.

* Always keep a guy waiting and never turn up early. It is a lady's perogative.

* Never be available when he wants you to be. Never be at the end of a phone when he calls and always let him leave a message or two first before replying.
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adventurous annie

hmmmmmmm.... interesting. I don't really believe in any of these rules tho - i'm more of a "i want it so i'll go get it" type of girl. Hate games like not answering calls deliberately and expecting flowers (which i believe are a complete waste of money).
And to be honest i have my doubts about the whole Mr Right thing anyway. :)
 
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WRXXR

I agree. I loathe games so any girl who has tried to play them previously has learnt the hard way. Although the first rule should apply to both sexes!

I'd never buy flowers. Why spend $30 on something that will die in a few days and i already have a garden full of nice things!

I'm the most unromantic guy in the world (and one of the nice guys who proves nice guys do get girls) but i figure when you do something romantic, it needs to be something out of this world to show her shes special. Chopper flights over the coast followed by C restaurant, hot air balloon rides in Avon valley followed by champagne breakfast in the bush, yacht trip around rotto at sunset with a nice platter of your fancy are just a couple... For an unromantic, i have my proposal already planned for when it eventually comes lol. No romantic things on hallmark occasions either. Its got to be completely random and thoughtful.
 
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Farm Boy

It has taken me many years to find this secret. What Girls + Woman rely love old or young is SHOPPING , and for men if your wise remember 1 park car in a good spot. 2 bring lots of money . 3 be very very patient + don't say anything
 
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Mickster

This obviously a wind up. Unless its a post from back in the 60's. Maybe too much daytime tv soaps. Something from a different world. Where's the reality of being a person?
 
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noondust

I concur. its as if all the reality programs on TV lately have turned some of us into non-reality minded folks. What happened to natural reality without over thinking things?
 
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Lucky10

The rules are a bit too much of a head-eff for me. (Probably explains why I've never been on a date!) I much prefer to just go with the flow and be honest.
 
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CasinoKing

Farm Boy hit the nail on the head.

SHOPPING.

It is the way to a womans heart every time.

That and you can get a hard on on command
 
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Fergie

Shopping gives you a hard on? Or would that be walking behind her the whole time admiring the view???
 
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CasinoKing

Your like a ghost. Your haunting me wherever I go.

Yes, shopping can give me a hard on. If I see a nice arse in heels especially I can get hard like a rock. I love tight jeans with faded denim and some holes in the strides. Heels make the arse launch up like a rocket and I love it. Very fuckable

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