"We are the "Sensuality Specialist" ... we offer a tranquil, warm, and opulent environment, and we make every effort to go above and beyond to ensure that you are completely satisfied."

That's total gobbledygook. The masseuse I had made no effort at all, and certainly wasn't sensual. In fact it was a big fat nothing. No tranquillity, no warmth, no opulence, I wasn't satisfied, and the shower drain was partially blocked so it was slowly overflowing onto the floor of the room.
Terrible experience.
I advise everyone to avoid Red Door Canberra.