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Funny Porn Movie Titles!

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It's been many years since I punted or watched porn but one thing I always remember with a laugh was the way many porn movies had titles to partially reflect everyday movies. And they were hilarious, among them:

1. Shaving Private Ryan
2. Saving Ryan's Privates
3. Forest Gulp
4. Missionary Impossible
5. Working 6 to 9
6. Rambum (as opposed to Rambo)
7. Dallas does Debbie

Anyone seen or heard of any other funny ones?
 
I actually googled this and found a lot more! I'm amazed someone would compile a LIST and dedicate a website to it!!!

So at the risk of taking out the fun in this:

A Beautiful Behind
Womb Raider
Schindler's Fist
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Glad he ate her
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Riding Miss Daisy
Batman in Robin
Blowjob Impossible
Dyke Hard
Star Whores
Sorest Rump
Edward Penishands Gangbangs of New York
On Golden Blonde
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
Lord Of The G-Strings
White Men Can't Hump
Ocean's 11 inches American Booty
Pulp Friction
Swollow Hal
Spankenstein
Breast Side Story
Blown in 60 Seconds
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Buttman and Throbbin'
Rambone
Sperms of Enderarment
School of Cock
Free My Willy
Sperminator
 
How can I thank you for this thread?? For years I`ve had the dream of launching my own design of boxer shorts and these titles would be a great for them.
Anybody handy with a sewing machine??
 
Good use of puns there bb. Thread, sewing machine, handy... here's a good name for your boxer shorts company and I'm letting you have this for free. It's.... wait for it.... "Cocks in a box"
 
And I know BB loves his mankini Maybe he could also make G strings for guys too. Any logo ideas for that line of attire? Long as it has better mind pictures than
Frank Thring in a string
 
Contrarian said:
It's been many years since I punted or watched porn but one thing I always remember with a laugh was the way many porn movies had titles to partially reflect everyday movies. And they were hilarious, among them:

1. Shaving Private Ryan
2. Saving Ryan's Privates
3. Forest Gulp
4. Missionary Impossible
5. Working 6 to 9
6. Rambum (as opposed to Rambo)
7. Dallas does Debbie

Anyone seen or heard of any other funny ones?
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I'd like to see Dallas does Debbie ... not sure why :)
 
If there is more than one male star in Dallas does Debbie Does that mean our friend has multiple personalities?
 
No, it just means there are heaps of sequels - COMING soon to a DVD store near you!
 
The Bone Ranger
But maybe one based on road runner would be fun
Wil E Coyote humps Road Runner Bepp Bepp
Sorry Beep Beep
 
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First porn ever watched ' Dynamite Joe '

Man, did I watch that tape........

' Dynamite Joe ' ' Dymanite Joe' ..........
 
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I admit my first Porno vid I stole out of big brothers wardrobe was a Swedish erotica movie starring Seka on Beta
Who was he going to dob me in to, Mum?

He did catch me and he didnt dob
He did punch me though
 
Yes i remember the days of fast forwarding the boring bits on the VHS...and 1 VHS had it and snapped, panicked at the disco, i turned to sticky tape, and it saved the day. Then gotta rewind it to the correct position to avoid the suspicion. Hmmmm...sex education did come with many other lessons. VHS skill for one...and the valuable asset called the sticky tape.
 
It was always a golden rule of mine, that even before an attempt was made to pleasure myself with ' Dynamite Joe ' the numbered counter wheels had to be returned to the zeros, insuring you could always return the video back to the exact same position as once you found it. Leaving no suspicion that you were taking pleasure in it, and, yourself.... Go Go ' Dynamite Joe ' ' Dynamite Joe '.....:finger:
 
What if resetting the counter back to zeros was not an option because the vhs player was in a room that was not yours.
 
homer said:
What if resetting the counter back to zeros was not an option because the vhs player was in a room that was not yours.
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Because it went from my Dads room to the lounge room, that was its movement plan, nothing more.....
 
AndyRew00 said:
Because it went from my Dads room to the lounge room, that was its movement plan, nothing more.....
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Well, i was utilizing player in me cousin's room, he was pedantic with the counters. So had to be extremely careful. Come to think of it, it was tiring watching those VHS...they suck.
 
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