Free Sex

[Bluegrass9]

Oh dear sorry about the thread's name but I do not believe there is such a thing.

The worries of free sex are that makes it no longer free:

Has she or have I caught recently STD
Have I enough condoms?
What colour condom does she want?
Will she enjoy?
Will you enjoy?
Will you cum too fast?
Will you take too long to cum.
Will she not respect you in the morning.
Will you moan?
Will she moan?
Does she really want too?
Do you really want too?
What does she enjoy?
Will I let her shove that huge sex toy up my behind?
Should I suggest a shower?
Are the bed sheets clean?
Are the blinds closed or does she like people to watch?
Does she want a threesome?
Have I turned my mobile phone off?
Did i turn the oven off?
Did I turn the car lights off?
Does she want the lights on?
Does she want music?
Does she know my wife?
Will she tell anyone?
:walk:

 

[SubNymphet]

LOL

(now i am just making up the typing requirements)

 

[Stubbies]

Free! When? It even cost Adam a rib to get some...

 

[omnedon2]

Or a case of 'Buy now, pay later................'

 

[happytimes]

Yeah as you said no such thing for the rest didn't get past the 2nd sentence.

 

[Curious1]

Free sex? Negative! Nothing is free!

 

[nastyozdan]

ROI Return on Investment

 

[ttwang]

Free things usually means inferior, why free?

 

[Curious1]

Has she or have I caught recently STD? Soon find out i guess
Have I enough condoms? they are a few bucks each. Carry a 12 pack.
What colour condom does she want? Who cares?? lol
Will she enjoy? Who Cares?? lol
Will you enjoy? Of course!
Will you cum too fast? WHO CARES!!
Will you take too long to cum. Doubt it!
Will she not respect you in the morning. Who cares?
Will you moan? Probably
Will she moan? fuck oath she will
Does she really want too? Who cares?
Do you really want too? Yep
What does she enjoy? Who cares
Will I let her shove that huge sex toy up my behind? Im open minded....
Should I suggest a shower? have one with her?
Are the bed sheets clean? if not, do her on the floor?
Are the blinds closed or does she like people to watch? Who cares? Just smile incase.
Does she want a threesome? HOPE SO. But only if her friend is hot...and has a vagina!!! (No more cocks in the hen house, know what im saying
Have I turned my mobile phone off? Its on silent
Did i turn the oven off? Whats an oven? Sounds like womans work.
Did I turn the car lights off? Auto shut off
Does she want the lights on? who cares
Does she want music? depends on her voice but you might want the music on
Does she know my wife? 3some perhaps? hmmmm
Will she tell anyone? She will be bragging to her friends how bloody goo i was!!!


There ya go blue.
Your questions are answered

*takes a bow*

 

[Bluegrass9]

Thank you Curious1. I wonder if anyone else will have the time or patience to do the same as you.

Btw do you want another list to answer?
:walk:

 

[Farm Boy]

Oh dear sorry about the thread's name but I do not believe there is such a thing.

The worries of free sex are that makes it no longer free:

Has she or have I caught recently STD
Have I enough condoms?
What colour condom does she want?
Will she enjoy?
Will you enjoy?
Will you cum too fast?
Will you take too long to cum.
Will she not respect you in the morning.
Will you moan?
Will she moan?
Does she really want too?
Do you really want too?
What does she enjoy?
Will I let her shove that huge sex toy up my behind?
Should I suggest a shower?
Are the bed sheets clean?
Are the blinds closed or does she like people to watch?
Does she want a threesome?
Have I turned my mobile phone off?
Did i turn the oven off?
Did I turn the car lights off?
Does she want the lights on?
Does she want music?
Does she know my wife?
Will she tell anyone?
:walk:

Two frebey" told there husbands and one Her husband+ my Mum All this happen 40 years ago forgot about it until now ( reading post Jared the old brain cell's)

 

[adventurous annie]

ahahahahaha... you guys rock... love it!
And yes - as an ex W/L there IS such a thing as free sex....
free of hang ups...
free of inhibitions...
free to do what you want...
free to do WHO you want....
free to fuck how and how often you like....
free to do it safely....
free to not have to give answers....
free to not ask questions...

free of risk.... never!

worth the risk? Hmmmmmm - thats up to you!

 

[mr.libertine]

Free, hmmm...i think it is possible, in short term, where lots of lies have to be told...There will always be a party not gettin' something he or she wanted, or starting to expect this or that...

 

[adventurous annie]

Ahhhhh Mr libertine... such a pesimist.... no one here has mentioned love yet right? perhaps that is the key to free sex? free of remorse, free of regret, free of health risks... free of stigma and societal judgement... free of children (?)... free of guilt... free of obeying the rules and merely setting your own?... yeesh the list could go on!

 

[Farm Boy]

Ok this time the truth .I have spent more money on my WIFE than any other woman And by a margin of thousands.and you know she the best value of all.this includes girls years ago who did not cost one cent.(+ some expensive ones )

 

[adventurous annie]

awwwww farm boy... did i mention i love ya guts? lol - i agree. There are some things that i spend lots of money on (shoes is one example) and there are some things i spend a lot of effort on... then there are the things that just cum (whoops!) come so easily and naturally that you couldn't put a price on it.

 

[mr.libertine]

Ahhhhh Mr libertine... such a pesimist.... no one here has mentioned love yet right? perhaps that is the key to free sex? free of remorse, free of regret, free of health risks... free of stigma and societal judgement... free of children (?)... free of guilt... free of obeying the rules and merely setting your own?... yeesh the list could go on!

heey Annie, it looks like i was looking at this issue from different perspective...hardly ever before I considered only pure sex, that is - without love & intimacy & affection...Just recently became a bad boy, but still believe sex with intimacy is much, much better . However, it's good to have casual sex too; should have been doing it much earlier . The problem is - you cannot live two paralel lives at the same time forever...

 

[rotated]

lol of course theres free sex. fuckbuddies have worked well for me.

 

[adam74]

I don't believe any sex that isn't completely meaningless is ever free. You have to give something of yourself to get the most out of it, thus it's by definition not free. Not that it's an issue. As someone else pointed out, ROI!!!